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My name is Ian Parr, I am a web developer & UX designer. I have adopted a cat (prev. pony, owl). Co-org #FrontEndSheff / #frontendnorth
Also on mastodon.social/@devolute (yay) & twitter.com/devolute (lol)
Also on mastodon.social/@devolute (yay) & twitter.com/devolute (lol)
Oh Mr. Harry… I _do_ love Moby.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh Mr. Harry… I _do_ love Moby.
> just
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
> just
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
Spoiler: ChatGPT just steals #WarThunder desktop wallpapers now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Spoiler: ChatGPT just steals #WarThunder desktop wallpapers now.
They had literally years to come up with this. And you can still smell the burning.
They're just cunts.
They're just cunts.
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They had literally years to come up with this. And you can still smell the burning.
They're just cunts.
They're just cunts.
The guy is a machine. Everything seems so effortless, I can't think of another word for it. And I've been listening for so long that it's now like a lovely warm blanket. Made of dictionaries.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The guy is a machine. Everything seems so effortless, I can't think of another word for it. And I've been listening for so long that it's now like a lovely warm blanket. Made of dictionaries.
I blasted through this yesterday and had one of the most productive mornings in ages.
Does this fella ever do a bad album?
Does this fella ever do a bad album?
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I blasted through this yesterday and had one of the most productive mornings in ages.
Does this fella ever do a bad album?
Does this fella ever do a bad album?
Someone deserves a manoeuvre kill credit.
Still counts!
Still counts!
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Someone deserves a manoeuvre kill credit.
Still counts!
Still counts!
They (/we) were wrong to focus on this quote. It could have been a 'hilarious' joke. Much better:
> "I do see faces that I haven't seen before"
Imagine saying that out loud in a tourist honeypot.
> "I do see faces that I haven't seen before"
Imagine saying that out loud in a tourist honeypot.
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
They (/we) were wrong to focus on this quote. It could have been a 'hilarious' joke. Much better:
> "I do see faces that I haven't seen before"
Imagine saying that out loud in a tourist honeypot.
> "I do see faces that I haven't seen before"
Imagine saying that out loud in a tourist honeypot.
And this in an area where every cafe and coffee shop has a map of the county on the wall.
You can't educate these people.
You can't educate these people.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
And this in an area where every cafe and coffee shop has a map of the county on the wall.
You can't educate these people.
You can't educate these people.
Tabs on tabs on tabs…
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tabs on tabs on tabs…
Imagine being so incompetent though that you lose a whole criminal and then when you find him again Kay Burley interjects on #BBCLauraK: "Credit where it's due…" - good lord, she NEVER doesn't deliver #SadnessInHisEyes
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Imagine being so incompetent though that you lose a whole criminal and then when you find him again Kay Burley interjects on #BBCLauraK: "Credit where it's due…" - good lord, she NEVER doesn't deliver #SadnessInHisEyes
I know `9999` is an integer, but I think it can also be a keyword that makes the most sense in this context.
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I know `9999` is an integer, but I think it can also be a keyword that makes the most sense in this context.