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Devin Welborn
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Cartoonist and creator of Spider Barks, a sarcastic webcomic blending satire, offbeat humor, and mischief.

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Skrode Returns (1/4): Dick Knight
#webcomics #comics #spiderbarks
Panel 1: EXT. City Streets — Night Mike stands in the street, wearing a ski mask and shaking a can of spray paint. Mike: Yeah boyeee! Skrode is back, and I’m finna cock the world. Panel 2: Mike stops mid-shake, scanning the empty street. The wall is pristine and bare. Mike: Kinda weird how quiet it is… and this wall? Wide open like this? Panel 3: Mike sprays a giant dick on the wall. SFX: SSSSSSHHHHH Mike: More room for my cockery! Panel 4: A TV-headed Robot stands at the corner, scanning Mike like a predator. Buff Bot: ILLEGAL ART DETECTED. INITIATING BUFF. Panel 5: Mike freezes as the robot flies down the sidewalk toward him. Skam: (OP, shouting) Dude, move! Panel 6: Skam lunges out of nowhere, tackling Mike out of the way just as the robot sweeps past. Skam: Get down! Mike: AHHHHHH! Panel 7: Silhouettes of Mike and Skam sprinting across the street as the robot attacks the graffiti-covered wall. Smoke and sparks fly. Panel 8: Both watch the robot obliterate Mike’s giant dick tag with multiple robot arms, each armed with a pressure washer, spinning buzzsaw, flamethrower, and rolling scrub brush. Mike: Wait... why is he touching my dick?
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Skrode Returns (1/4): Dick Knight
#webcomics #comics #spiderbarks
Panel 1: EXT. City Streets — Night Mike stands in the street, wearing a ski mask and shaking a can of spray paint. Mike: Yeah boyeee! Skrode is back, and I’m finna cock the world. Panel 2: Mike stops mid-shake, scanning the empty street. The wall is pristine and bare. Mike: Kinda weird how quiet it is… and this wall? Wide open like this? Panel 3: Mike sprays a giant dick on the wall. SFX: SSSSSSHHHHH Mike: More room for my cockery! Panel 4: A TV-headed Robot stands at the corner, scanning Mike like a predator. Buff Bot: ILLEGAL ART DETECTED. INITIATING BUFF. Panel 5: Mike freezes as the robot flies down the sidewalk toward him. Skam: (OP, shouting) Dude, move! Panel 6: Skam lunges out of nowhere, tackling Mike out of the way just as the robot sweeps past. Skam: Get down! Mike: AHHHHHH! Panel 7: Silhouettes of Mike and Skam sprinting across the street as the robot attacks the graffiti-covered wall. Smoke and sparks fly. Panel 8: Both watch the robot obliterate Mike’s giant dick tag with multiple robot arms, each armed with a pressure washer, spinning buzzsaw, flamethrower, and rolling scrub brush. Mike: Wait... why is he touching my dick?
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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“The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.” — Mark Twain
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Writing dates.
#webcomics #comics #newyear
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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I told myself I was gonna get one, maybe two. I copped five. Such a great deal!
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January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Reddit never appreciates a good fart joke.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Ho-Ho-Hostage (4/4): Silent But Deadly Night
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Panel 1: INT. Fuel & Flask — Night GSA tackles Santa to the floor as he gags violently, half-choking, half-dry heaving. GSA: I told you about sayin’ the Lord’s name in vain! Santa: HHHHURK Panel 2: GSA is on top of Santa, beating the hell out of him. Santa is panicked. Santa: I give up! I’m done! I’m DONE! Panel 3: Officer Brogan stands with his gun drawn. Officer Brogan: Alright, bro. Drop it. Panel 4: Officer Brogan leads Santa out in cuffs. Santa: Get me away from that shit volcano! Panel 5: The GSA stands proudly, fists gripped in excitement. GSA: It’s a Christmas miracle! Panel 6: Mike helps Jason up off the ground. Mike: Let’s go, wiener boy, before she hits the pulpit. Panel 7: Jason waddles out, pants visibly ruined, with Mike beside him, disgusted. The GSA smiles at them. GSA: Happy birthday! Panel 8: Mike pauses with a small, heartfelt smile. Mike: Merry Christmas.
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Hunter/Gatherer (OC)
#comicsky #webcomic
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I’ve eaten so many tamales over the last three days... 3💨
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Ho-Ho-Hostage (3/4): Wrath of the Wiener #webcomics #spiderbarks
Panel 1: Int. Fuel & Flask—Night Jason sits on the floor, sweaty and bloated, forcing another hot dog toward his mouth. Santa looms over Jason, disgusted and baffled. Mike: (OP) Sorry to break it to you, but Xmas is just pure consumerism. Santa: Are you seriously still eating those tubes of puréed cow dicks? GSA: (OP) You should feel blessed to share a birthday with our heavenly Father. Panel 2: Mike and the GSA argue at the counter, hands still up. Mike: Please. Xmas is capitalism in a Santa hat. Santa: (OP) I swear to god, if you shit your pants in here… Panel 3: GSA stands with arms crossed, unimpressed. Mike continues his rant. Mike: (OP) That’s why you’re stuck here, and your boss isn’t. GSA: You are a sad, sad little boy. Panel 4: Jason unleashes another violent fart. Santa is in full panic mode. SFX: BBBRRRRAAAAPPP Santa: … I can’t breathe in here. GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN MONEY. Panel 5: GSA, furious, leans over towards Santa with her fist up. GSA: Say the Lord’s name in vain again, I’ll slap the Christmas spirit clean into your skull. Panel 6: A full panel, stylized onomatopoeia ass explosion. SFX: BWOOOORPGGGT! Panel 7: Jason is keeled over in front of the hot dog roller, pants… loaded. Santa: (OP) JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST! Panel 8: GSA charges at the gagging Santa with her fists up in the air. GSA: That was the last one!
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Been up since 3 am because someone was snoring...
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟴’ 🐕

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
- - - This is a one panel comic - - - It’s winter. It’s cold and snowy. Andy is walking his dog, Rover. Rover gets stuck with his tongue on a metal pole. Andy is desperately pulling on Rover’s leash, saying: OH NO! PLEASE DON’T BE STUCK! I GOTTA PEE REAL BAD! A caption says: THIS LED TO A SITUATION NEITHER ANDY NOR ROVER EVER TALK ABOUT.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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My Merry Birthday is almost here! 🎄🎂 Best gift? Click #spiderbarks and share one of my comics. Appreciate you all! 😘
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Boy, how things have changed since I first drew this Charles Schulz/PEANUTS homage strip. I have happily let Rick take the mantle of Grinch-face. Lol
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Panel 1 Lester and Marla are in a cafe, sitting across from each other at a table. Lester: So you’re telling me it’s legal to stuff chickens into disgusting factory farms but it’s a crime to let them earn glory in a cock-fighting ring? That’s hypocritical government overreach, I tell ya! Panel 2 Marla becomes extremely angry. She's biting her lip, holding the back of her neck, and her eyes are bloodshot. Panel 3 Marla calms down, closing her eyes and exhaling. Panel 4 Marla looks up, eyes half lidded. Marla: Well, Lester, I disagree but I respect your opinion. You’re my friend and I don’t want to get into a potentially ruinous argument. Panel 5 Lester: That's very magnanimous. Marla: I'm practising for Christmas dinner.
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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#tbt #webcomics
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Ho-Ho-Hostage (2/4): Gas Leak
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Panel 1: INT. Fuel & Flask—Night Red and blue lights flicker through the windows. Everyone has their hands up, except Jason, who’s already halfway through another hot dog. Santa: Damn, they got here fast. Must’ve thought you were a white lady. Panel 2: The Gas Station Attendant is offended. GSA: You oughta be ashamed, robbin’ folks on Christmas Eve dressed like that. Mike: Who cares? Try being robbed of your birthday each Xmas. Panel 3: Santa snaps back at Mike as Jason contiues eating hot dogs in the background. Santa: Oh, you think you've got it bad? Ever been shit on by a toddler? Twice? Panel 4: Santa’s rant continues. Santa: Then puke on her mom ‘cause you can’t handle the smell of human shit… and get fired?! On Christmas Eve?! Panel 5: Santa spins, pointing the gun at Jason, who freezes with a hot dogs in both of his hands. Santa: I said NOBODY MOVES! Jason: (mouth full) MMPH! Panel 6: Santa leans in towards Jason. Santa: Do you even know what those are made of? It’s all lips and assholes, man. Panel 7: Jason clutches his stomach. Jason: Uh... GSA: (OP) Oh lord. Mike: (OP) Dude. No. Panel 8: Jason unleashes a massive, wet fart. Santa recoils. SFX: PPPPBBBBRRRRTTTT Santa: GOD—DAMNIT! Panel 9: Jason is bent over, gripping his stomach. Santa gags violently and struggles not to vomit. GSA and Mike cover their noses, horrified. GSA: Lord… forgive him for that unholy act. Mike: (under breath) Happy birthday… to me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ho-Ho-Hostage (1/4): Xmas Beef
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Christmas Chainsaw Massacre
4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Being broke means always having to say "no" at the toy aisle. Well... ALMOST always. I am REGULARLY tempted by so, SO many things.
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Spensive #tbt #webcomics
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Ho-Ho-Hostage (1/4): Xmas Beef
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Panel 1: EXT. Fuel & Flask — Night A chain gas station building, windows filled with ads. Mike: (OP) I swear, I hate Xmas so much. December birthdays are a scam. Jason: (OP) Dude, I just want a hot dog. Then you can get back to your Christmas Eve spank fest. Panel 2: INT. Fuel & Flask Jason stands in front of the hot dog roller, holding metal tongs. Mike stands beside him mid-rant. Mike: And don’t even get me started on the corporate cash-grab bullshit. GSA: (OP) Did you just say Xmas? Panel 3: The gas station attendant stands, annoyed, with her hands on her hips. Mike: Yeah, so? GSA: It’s CHRISTMAS, the birth of little baby Jesus. Jason: (OP) Here we go. Panel 4: Mike and the GSA continue arguing as a mall Santa, enters the gas station. Mike: You know Christianity didn’t invent the whole ‘virgin birth messiah’ trope, right? GSA: Them are fightin’ words. Panel 5: Santa pulls a gun. Santa: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND EMPTY THE REGISTER! Panel 6: They all stand with their hands up, and Jason has a hot dog hanging out of his mouth. GSA: You’re disrespectin’ the Lord! Mike: It’s shorthand, not a hate crime. Panel 7: Santa yells at the gas station attendant. Santa: Come on, open the register! GSA: It won’t open unless you buy something. Panel 8: The gas station attendant stands angrily with her hands on her hips, staring at the Santa. Santa: Jesus Christ!
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM