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CustardFist
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I’m a cartoonist from the Netherlands, making mostly silly and unwholesome comics. 😎
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Ever got a nosebleed so bad, you stripped naked and took a shower?

Hello, dry winter air! ❄️👋
Nosebleed in the shower.
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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’𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’ 🏖️

First webcomic of the year. Feels kinda samish as last year. 🤔

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A chubby guy stands in front of the mirror and looks at himself. Guy: OK, ENOUGH OF THIS! The guy raises his fist. Guy: THIS YEAR, I’M GONNA PUT IN THE WORK AND GET THE PERFECT BEACH BODY! We enter a training montage: Trains his biceps Does wide armed, wide legged pushups Trains his pinch strength Pushes his eyeballs outward Prepares a chitin and calcium carbonate shake 6 months later we see him walking on the beach, looking like a crab. Girls are looking at him.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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’𝐃𝐔𝐍𝐊 ‘𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄’ 🏀

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Wilfred is trying to get a chat going with a girl on a dating app, but she immediately asks how tall he is. Annoyed, Wilfred says to himself: DAMMIT! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT MY HEIGHT? Then a guy rides by on a scooter and says: WHAT IF DATING APPS ARE SECRETLY SELECTIONS APPS, USED BY SCOUTS FOR THE NBA? Wilfred just stands there, bewildered.
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟴’ 🐕

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - It’s winter. It’s cold and snowy. Andy is walking his dog, Rover. Rover gets stuck with his tongue on a metal pole. Andy is desperately pulling on Rover’s leash, saying: OH NO! PLEASE DON’T BE STUCK! I GOTTA PEE REAL BAD! A caption says: THIS LED TO A SITUATION NEITHER ANDY NOR ROVER EVER TALK ABOUT.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This comic reminds me of my own indifference/hate relationship with Christmas. 😬
devinwelborn.com Devin Welborn @devinwelborn.com · 27d
Ho-Ho-Hostage (1/4): Xmas Beef
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Panel 1: EXT. Fuel & Flask — Night A chain gas station building, windows filled with ads. Mike: (OP) I swear, I hate Xmas so much. December birthdays are a scam. Jason: (OP) Dude, I just want a hot dog. Then you can get back to your Christmas Eve spank fest. Panel 2: INT. Fuel & Flask Jason stands in front of the hot dog roller, holding metal tongs. Mike stands beside him mid-rant. Mike: And don’t even get me started on the corporate cash-grab bullshit. GSA: (OP) Did you just say Xmas? Panel 3: The gas station attendant stands, annoyed, with her hands on her hips. Mike: Yeah, so? GSA: It’s CHRISTMAS, the birth of little baby Jesus. Jason: (OP) Here we go. Panel 4: Mike and the GSA continue arguing as a mall Santa, enters the gas station. Mike: You know Christianity didn’t invent the whole ‘virgin birth messiah’ trope, right? GSA: Them are fightin’ words. Panel 5: Santa pulls a gun. Santa: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND EMPTY THE REGISTER! Panel 6: They all stand with their hands up, and Jason has a hot dog hanging out of his mouth. GSA: You’re disrespectin’ the Lord! Mike: It’s shorthand, not a hate crime. Panel 7: Santa yells at the gas station attendant. Santa: Come on, open the register! GSA: It won’t open unless you buy something. Panel 8: The gas station attendant stands angrily with her hands on her hips, staring at the Santa. Santa: Jesus Christ!
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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’𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗘𝗦’ 🦸‍♂️

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Peter Parker, dressed as Spider-Man, is on a date with Mary Jane in a lunch room. Peter: ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, MARY JANE? MARY JANE: SURE. Peter: LET ME GET THE WAITRESS. Peter pulls down his pants (yes, his suit has pants.) and we get a disgusting close-up of his near anatomically correct spinnerets on his ass. Peter dabs his bare spinnerets on the floor, wall, ceiling, etc. and builds a huge web. Peter sits back down and holds a few signal threads of the web with his hands and looks at Mary Jane. Peter: NOW WE WAIT. SHE’LL WALK BY ANY MINUTE NOW. Meanwhile, Mary Jane is sitting across the table with a rolled up menu clenched in her shaking fist and she looks shocked. Peter: HEY, WHAT’S WITH THE ROLLED UP MENU?
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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’𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇’ 🧺

Those spaghetti sauce stains are getting a serious pounding. 😎

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A washing machine is quietly humming while washing a load of laundry. Then, the machine starts shaking and making slapping noises. [SLAP SLAP SLAP] Then it starts bouncing. [PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH] Then it starts hopping around. [STOMP STOMP STOMP] Then flames start to appear and the machine starts howling. [BAWOOOOOO….] A guy gets worried and asks what the machine is doing. His girlfriend answers: RELAX, IT’S GOING THROUGH ITS VICIOUS CYCLE.
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟳’ 👙

C’mon, help the poor guy. 🥺

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Two tumbleweed-like bushes are sitting on a bed. One is nervously trying to open the bra of the other. It doesn’t go well. He is fumbling. The caption says: THE AWKWARD REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE OF FUMBLEWEED.
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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’𝐀 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘’ 🔍

How could this have happened? 🤔

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Paige is staring intently into her laptop. You can almost hear her brain grinding. Scott, her boyfriend, enters the room. Scott: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABE? Paige: TRYING TO SOLVE A MYSTERY. Scott leans in and looks at what she is looking at. Scott: WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? Paige: EVIDENCE. Paige: I DON’T GET IT… Paige lifts the empty box (which looked like a laptop a second ago, sorry for the deception) up in the air. Paige: HOW CAN 36 CHOCOLATES DISAPPEAR IN JUST FIVE MINUTES? Scott shrugs overly innocently. Scott: BEATS ME!
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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’𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔 𝗚𝗥𝗜𝗣’ ✊✊

I mean, hypothetically…

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - PAGE 1/3 A man is hanging onto a tree root at the edge of a deep canyon. The hanging man shouts: “HELP!” There is a group of bystanders on the opposite side of the canyon. One of the bystanders yells: “OH MY GOD! THERE’S A GUY HANGING ON THE EDGE!” One brave woman on the right side of the canyon springs into action. She says: “I’LL SAVE YA!” She falls onto the ground with a [DOFF] sound in front of her special wheelchair. It becomes clear that she has tetra-Amelia syndrome (no arms or legs). The bystander calls out hopefully: “HANG ON, BUDDY! HELP’S UNDERWAY!” PAGE 2/3 The tetra-Amelia woman bounces forward on her belly like a seal. The hanging man is starting to panic. He shouts: “HURRY! I’M LOSING GRIP!” The tetra-Amelia woman lies down on her back with her lower body partly hanging over the edge and bites down onto a tree root. The hanging man looks up at the legless crotch of the tetra-Amelia woman and is confused. He says: “WAIT. WHAT? HOW… HOW AM I…?” PAGE 3/3 A bystander says: “HE DOESN'T GET IT” Another bystander says: “SHOULD WE TELL HIM?” Yet another bystander replies: “AW CRAP! I’M GONNA SAY IT! I HAVE TO!” He shouts: “YO!!!! GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!!!!” The entire scene is revealed to be a description of a hypothetical situation given by a participant in a corporate sensitivity-training session. The instructor sighs and rolls her eyes. She says: “OKAY, I SUPPOSE ONE MIGHT BE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IN THAT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.”
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟲’ 🦞

Here, two stupid puns to ruin your Sunday. 😏

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Two krill, floating in the ocean. One krill: WANNA BE MY KRILL FRIEND? Other krill: NO SORRY, I HAVE KOI FRIEND. And the other krill shows off the huge koi carp next to her.
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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So Rudy pretends to be a girl to help Joseph conquer his fear of talking to women.
Read the original thread ⬆️
(Little NSFW🔞)
Teaser pic for the NSFW comic in the top of the thread.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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’𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚’ 🎭

Another misadventure of our ‘forever alone’ guy, Joseph Erkhoff.

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- - - This is a NSFW comic strip - - - Page 1/3 Joseph Erkhoff, our “forever alone” guy, looks out of his dorm room window and watches a few nice girls walking across campus. He sighs. Joseph: WHY IS TALKING TO WOMEN SO HARD, RUDY? Rudy, his roommate, is lying on the couch and looks over at him. Rudy: IS IT REALLY, BRO? Joseph: IT IS FOR ME. I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS, I JUST BLURT OUT STUFF. Rudy gets up and walks away. Rudy: LET’S GET YOU SOME PRACTICE. WAIT HERE. Rudy returns wearing a pink wig and his T-shirt tied like a crop top. Rudy: LET’S DO A LITTLE ROLE-PLAYING. Joseph: OH OKAY. They sit down at the table. Rudy: SO WE’RE AT A BAR. I’M A GIRL. WHAT DO YOU DO? Page 2/3 Even though they're only pretending, Joseph becomes very nervous. Joseph: EH… HEY… LIKE… HI. Rudy: HI THERE. Joseph starts losing the ability to speak. Joseph: S…. SO EHHHH… WHAT LIKE… SOUNDS DO I MAKE… WITH MY MOUTH TO LIKE… UH… GET YOUR ATTENTION? Rudy: YOU MEAN “WHAT’S MY NAME?” Joseph: ERRRR… YEAH? Rudy laughs and puts a hand on Joseph’s shoulder. Rudy: HAHAHA. YOU’RE FUNNY. Page 3/3 Joseph freaks out over being touched by another human being. Joseph: GAAAH! TOUCH! WARMTH! Joseph ejaculates wildly with a loud BLURT sound. Rudy is covered in Joseph’s semen and looks shocked. Joseph: OH. Embarrassed, they walk away in different directions. Rudy: OKAY, I’M GONNA TAKE A LONG SHOWER AND YOU STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER. Joseph: FINE. I’LL GO TO MY ROOM A.K.A. MY SEXUAL DEPRIVATION CHAMBER.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟱’ 🍰

Dammit, Lydia.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - While standing on a lookout point of the Grand Canyon, a woman asks her husband: “HONEY, DOES THIS GRAND CANYON MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?” The husband throws his hands up in defeat and sighs: “LYDIA, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!”
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟱’ 👨‍🎨

An oldie from a while back.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Some lady is at an art exhibition and is impressed by a (objectively) ugly piece of artwork, cobbled together with stuff the artist had laying around in his shed. Lady: OH MY GOD, MR. ARTIST MAN! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! WHAT STYLE IS THIS? The smelly, hungover artist: 'EASILY IMPRESSIONABLEISM.
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟲’ 🦢

You have to know when to fold.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A caption says: AN ORIGAMIST AT HR… An older, Japanese man, is nearly in tears as he explains to HR that he just can’t handle all the paperwork anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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’𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂’ 🌺

I’m sure there’s a deeper meaning to this.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A group of hummingbirds are feeding on nectar. They are all humming melodies softly, except for one, who is singing out loud, with lyrics and with obnoxious enthusiasm. All the other hummingbirds look at him in disdain. Ashamed, the one bird switches back to humming.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟰’ 🎭

16th century entertainment.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - CAPTION: IT’S OPEN GUILLOTINE NIGHT AT THE CLUB. In a comedy club in the 16th century, there is a guillotine on stage, with a white wig wearing aristocrat neck secured in the stock. The aristocrat is telling jokes. Aristocrat: SO THIS PEASANT WALKS INTO A BAR WITH SYPHILIS UNDER HIS ARM…
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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’𝗗𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗦’ ☝✌🖐

A little toilet humor to ruin your day. 😏

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 David desperately needs to pee and gets in line for the men’s bathroom. David looks like he is about to burst. The guy in front of him looks at him with concern and says: “Are you OK, buddy?” David says: “Oh man, I need to go number one real bad.” The guy lets David go ahead of him and says: “You go first. I need to take a serious number two, but I can hold it a little longer.” David says: “Ah, thanks a bunch.” Page 2/2 Then David notices the next person in line: an alien — a slimy, amorphous green blob. The bathroom door opens and a man walks out of the stall. The alien slithers toward the bathroom, grabs the doorknob, turns its head toward David, and says: “Don’t worry. I’m just gonna take a quick number five.” David is shocked and accidentally pees his pants. The other guy looks at him with concern again and says: “Buddy, did you just…” David says: “It’s fine.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟯’ 🍺

A little misunderstanding (or was it?) 😏

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– - - This is a one panel comic - - - A bunch of guys are standing around an electric punching bag. One guy wants to try the punching bag, but he is stopped by another guy who’s holding his beard. He yells: “NO! HOLD MY *BEER!*”
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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𝑩𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝑯𝙊𝙇𝙀 ⚫

But when that hole isn’t black enough… 😮

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 A wide shot shows a black hole in space. A spaceship labeled SPACE-Z-TRAVELS floats nearby. Several space tourists in spacesuits are doing a spacewalk, trying to take photos of themselves with the black hole in the background. In the foreground, Giselle says to her boyfriend, Jason: “Oh my god, babe! This is so freaky! Take some pictures!” Giselle poses in front of the black hole while Jason gets ready to take some cool photos. Jason says: “Float a few feet back, babe. A little further.” At the exact moment Jason snaps the first picture, the black hole starts pulling Giselle in. Her body stretches as she begins to be “spaghettified.” She screams: “Aaaaah!!! Jason!!!” Page 2/2 Giselle has disappeared beyond the event horizon. Jason shouts: “Giselle!!! Nooooooo!!!” Jason begins to cry as he tries to process what just happened. He says: “Oh no. She’s gone. Forever.” He adds: “And for what? One shitty picture?” A moment later, the black hole starts to tear open with a loud ripping sound. Bright light breaks through the opening. In front of the blinding light inside the torn hole, the silhouette of Giselle appears. She is furious and yells: “Delete that picture!!!! Now!!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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···𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗬··· 📃

Some rules are written… Others are implied.

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- - - This is a comic - - - A foreman and a new employee walk together in the sawmill. The foreman says: “So, ready for your first day here?” The new guy says: “Yep! Ready as I’ll ever be!” The new guy playfully points at some sawdust on the ground and says: “Hey, I think I *saw dust*!” The new guy gets hit on the back of the head with a wooden beam. Bleeding from the back of the head, the new guy is forced to update a whiteboard, that reads “Number of days without that f***ing joke:”, followed by a bunch of dates on which that same lame joke had been made.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM