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deviantcadaver.bsky.social
horse of ill omen
@deviantcadaver.bsky.social
Corsebloat || 126 || butch || it/she

writer, former cadaver, 5in tall
with lorwyb eclipsed coming i ask one thing: plsss make my infinite everything merfolk deck even more jank
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
with like what, ~30% of US politicians being catholic, what if the pope started excommunicating people for their actions
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
my job doesnt know it but i'm annoyinh enough to be a snoop
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
want to write but words arent real
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the hardest part of being a wagie is remembering to add in inefficiency, cause i can run this place good, but bc of needing to look busy inhave to do extra
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
stress testing arena and my opponents' patience by seeing how many copies of scute i can make in once turn
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
how do i use social media
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
being a faggy redneck kinda fucks actually, lets my cousins have a freak to idolize
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
bro i warned you about the homestuck, now im on your damn skin
August 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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having to tell @morijuri.bsky.social's autistic ass that we CANNOT watch conan the barbarian for our anniversary movie date.
August 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
crazy that like the brothers wars or oath of the gatewatch wasn't on here, like oath bored me so bad i stopped playing for like a decade
edhrec.com EDHREC @edhrec.com · Aug 25
These are the top 10 worst Magic sets of all time, as voted by YOU. Aetherdrift was the clear winner (loser?) with 16% of the vote. After that was a general disdain for all things Universes Beyond. Check out the graphic for the rest of your worst Magic sets of all time. #EDH #Commander #EDHREC #CMDR
August 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i know it makes me a bad queer but i just don't rlly fuck w machine girl's music

it's like the music you'd hear in a video game; love the album covers tho that shit goes nutty
August 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
objectively all streaming platforms suck, but youtube music rlly is better bc it has that option to select a variety of artists and various traits to blend them all together on a playlist
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
using my last $5 to buy an energy drink
#girl
August 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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feel the need to clarify why i was suspended from bsky for a day:

i was not banned for saying "i have ill wishes for jk rowling," i never said that (though i endorse that sentiment)

i got banned for telling a nazi saying racial slurs in my replies to follow his leader
August 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
> wake up
> another trans woman banned for nothing

going to start using reddit at this point wtf, at least there i know to expect shit to suck
August 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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my friend Mira Lazine (@thefreeradical.org) has just been suspended for 24 hours for apparently violating Bluesky's rules against "violent or threatening speech."

"i got it because someone replied to me by saying slurs and so i immediately was just like 'no, kys,'" she tells me.
August 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just learned about music, expect big things from this steely dan fella
August 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
being a brave wagie and not eating the pavement despite my migraine
August 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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"Ya know what, fuck you--"
> turns your phone into Windows 7
August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
unrelated but there are reports of massive levels of farts being huffed at homestuck hq
Sad news: we did everything we could, but we couldn’t save The Unofficial Homestuck Collection. Here’s what’s been going on behind the scenes. Sorry in advance; it's real bad.
The Unofficial Homestuck Collection Taken Down / GioCities
"lol," said the scorpion, "lmao"
blog.giovanh.com
August 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
they should put me on the homestuck animated show that's coming out
August 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
got speakers for my computer that have a soft analog purr to them; i suddenly understand all the people saying they want to fuck a computer, this sound is perfection
August 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lady who hired me is moving to a different job so while saying goodbye i was like "thank you for hiring me haha" and she was like "thank you for working so hard"

girl i--
August 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM