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Streaming live on Thursdays Noon EST at twitch.tv/desperate_losers and youtube.com/@desperate_losers | Call us anytime at (917) 524-7853‬ | linktr.ee/desperate_losers
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November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This Sunday, In The Shadows returns to read tarot. PLUS Telly Savalas has answers... from Heaven! All on the big After Halloween Bargain Bin Special!

#halloween #tarot #TellySavalas #heaven #afterlife
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Desperate Losers is now a no-account poison control hotline.
August 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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You know it's pretty fucked up that most ghosts you hear about were rich people. You never hear about some stevedore who fell off the levee and is now haunting the bar he used to get thrown out of for spitting on the floor.
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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We've blown the only substantial profit this show has ever made on a fat stack of $1 scratchers hoping to get rich. Won't you join us to watch our folly crash and burn?

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers 12-2p ET | 9-11a PT
August 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Will we win $250? Will we win $5,000,000? Will Shifty has brushed his teeth in the last week? All of the burning questions left dangling from a cliff's face will be answered.

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Announcing the Desperate Losers Art Test™ Competition! We are soliciting your drawings for the chance to win 100 points. Tune in to twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers Thursdays at noon ET for more.
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Last week Sonic Chronic called in and told us a ghost story with a twist no one could have seen coming.

Got a ghost story of your own? Call us on Thursday 12-2p ET/9-11a PT (917) 524-7853.

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Desperate Losers is live and about to be kicked of Twitch for playing a filthy, filthy game. twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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NEW GAME COMING THIS THURSDAY. 12-2p ET twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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In these dark days, a primal scream from virtuoso asshole drummer Buddy Rich expresses what we all feel watching the news.
June 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Desperate Losers is live tonight! 10pm-12pm ET. twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
June 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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New game premieres this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday 10p-12a ET on a special make up episode of Desperate Losers!
June 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Finally, an answer to one of the great questions vexing theologians for hundreds of years.
Does an orgasm in Heaven last for eternity? Telly Savalas answers.
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June 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Hey fam, no show Thursday. We'll stream Sunday (6/8) 10p-12a ET for just one night. After that, we're back to Thursdays 12-2p ET.
June 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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YouTube has just issued a damning indictment of Desperate Losers.
May 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This weekend, @boonose.bsky.social helped us put up flyers in NYC and our voicemail inbox got FLOODED by strangers. Strap in. It's going to be a weird show tomorrow because we are calling all of them back.

twitch.tv/desperate_losers
12-2pm ET
May 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The only way to watch
Image with meme text over “watching interstellar on a 24 inch television at a Mexican tire shop as Nolan intended”
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Happy Sherlock Holmes day to all who celebrate. To those that don't, get bent.
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Do you get voicemails like this or is it just us? Leave your own drivel. (917) 524-7853.

PS we're live at 12pm ET on twitch.tv/desperate_losers
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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For anyone who wanted to learn more about Carry Nation, this biography by Fran Grace is far and away the best source. tinyurl.com/3wmbaftm
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May 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Desperate Losers is going live in an hour. And mark my words, we are going to win $250. twitch.tv/desperate_losers
1970s sexual icon Telly Savalas scarfs down his second New York City hotdog with careless disregard for the mess he's made of his suit. He's in a hurry to watch Desperate Losers. You probably should be too.
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A handsome "Snoki" balaclava from the 1967 Sears entices you to watch Desperate Losers today at noon ET at twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I just saw a woman burst out of her still running Cybertruck, Lululemon tights covered in accidental shit. She was frantic. Desperate to get the door open.

You love to see it.
May 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Won't you join us at noon ET? twitch.tv/desperate_losers
Telly Savalas has fallen asleep in Heaven. He looks like an angel. He is an angel. The warm glow of a TV set envelops him. What's that on the screen? It's Desperate Losers. He'll kick himself for missing it. But that's okay. Sleep, sweet prince. Sleep.
May 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM