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Chris Creature
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Gameshow Co-Host of Desperate Losers Twitch.tv/desperate_losers
Thursdays at 12 et

chriscreaturemedia@gmail.com
Come with us as we poison pigeons in he park.

Just kidding, we're debating who the smelliest superhero is, playing games, and winning "prizes?"

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July 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hellboy gets it
July 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There is nothing quite like the rush of clocking that a company has culture and logistical issues and turning down a job there.
a group of people are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying `` bye , felisha ! '' .
Alt: a group of people are sitting on a porch and one of them is saying `` bye , felisha ! '' .
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July 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They world's a cesspool and things look bleak.

Time to play a rousing game of DESPERATE LOSERS

Join us on Twitch!

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July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We're on LIVE at noon with more games, prizes and vintage pop culture bullshit
Last week Sonic Chronic called in and told us a ghost story with a twist no one could have seen coming.

Got a ghost story of your own? Call us on Thursday 12-2p ET/9-11a PT (917) 524-7853.

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July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Announcing the Desperate Losers Art Test™ Competition! We are soliciting your drawings for the chance to win 100 points. Tune in to twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers Thursdays at noon ET for more.
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve loved this movie since I was a child but it’s Hondo’s first watch.
July 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tonight we are eating a German Pancake and espresso and watching Ever After
July 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Loved the new Superman movie!!!!

It was shockingly subversive actually. Nice work Mr.Gunn.

Pic of me with the first Superman comic ever on a visit to DC’s former NYC headquarters.
July 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Games? Sort of? Prizes? Marginally.

But the company? Excellent.

Come hang out with me, Jr Milkshake, Howard Cosell, Telly Savalas and the whole Desperate Losers Gang!

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Desperate Losers is live and about to be kicked of Twitch for playing a filthy, filthy game. twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fajita night!
July 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's not all hamburgers and homesteading over here.

Desperate Losers goes LIVE at 12pm ET with new games, new prizes, and new ennui.

WATCH NOW NOW NOW NOW
NEW GAME COMING THIS THURSDAY. 12-2p ET twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
One day you’re out all night at the metal bar and the next you’re googling Bakelite Sunglasses from the USSR
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fried onion burger smashed with crispy onions, dripping with housemade mayo, ketchup & fry sauce. Hand-cut fries fried in pork lard. And yeah, there's a side salad—mostly to make us feel better. It slaps tho. Pickled carrots, pesto vinaigrette, the works.
#fromscratch
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Who the fuck orders a stirred martini? Straight to jail.
a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
ALT: a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
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July 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tonight we’re watching the 90’s film version of the Secret Garden and having Smoked chicken, mushroom herb penne, and a squash blossom garden salad—crafted from scratch. A lot of the veggies we grew here on the homestead.
July 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tonight we’re watching The Sacketts (1979) western tv mini-series and eating from scratch Grandma style pepperoni pizza, garden salad (from an actual garden)
June 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We're Live!

Playing Stupid Games, Winning Stupid Prizes

Come have a laugh with Desperate Losers

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June 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Liberate Leftovers!

Super simple slow cooked country ribs with homemade caroline style barbecue sauce. Ribs were dry rubbed with paprika, white pepper and salt then put in a foil covered cast iron pan at 210F for 5 hours.

All the sides are leftovers which makes weeknight meals easier!
June 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Out of the garden and into a carb! 🌱 🍞 😉

Parsley, Italian Basil, Thai Basil and Yellow Squash Scones
June 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tonight we ate Mini Meatloaf, Homemade Ketchup, Collards and Vinegar, Black Eyed Peas, Huntsman Style with onions, bacon and mushrooms by candlelight followed by Men In Black the Animated Series
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Do yourself a favor. Turn off the World and watch #Svengoolie #HouseOfSvengoolie tonight You deserve a break #Splatterday
June 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Listen. The only way you can become a good writer is by being a shitty writer and doing it anyways. You can’t magically become a good writer by having a machine do some of the work for you. That just makes you a fraud.
June 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Play terrible games and win terrible prizes but LIVE on the internet

NOW
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NOW

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Desperate Losers is trying to get out of debt.
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June 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM