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Desperate Losers
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Streaming live on Thursdays Noon EST at twitch.tv/desperate_losers and youtube.com/@desperate_losers | Call us anytime at (917) 524-7853‬ | linktr.ee/desperate_losers
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This Sunday, In The Shadows returns to read tarot. PLUS Telly Savalas has answers... from Heaven! All on the big After Halloween Bargain Bin Special!

#halloween #tarot #TellySavalas #heaven #afterlife
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Desperate Losers is now a no-account poison control hotline.
August 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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We've blown the only substantial profit this show has ever made on a fat stack of $1 scratchers hoping to get rich. Won't you join us to watch our folly crash and burn?

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers 12-2p ET | 9-11a PT
August 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Will we win $250? Will we win $5,000,000? Will Shifty has brushed his teeth in the last week? All of the burning questions left dangling from a cliff's face will be answered.

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Announcing the Desperate Losers Art Test™ Competition! We are soliciting your drawings for the chance to win 100 points. Tune in to twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers Thursdays at noon ET for more.
July 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Last week Sonic Chronic called in and told us a ghost story with a twist no one could have seen coming.

Got a ghost story of your own? Call us on Thursday 12-2p ET/9-11a PT (917) 524-7853.

twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
July 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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NEW GAME COMING THIS THURSDAY. 12-2p ET twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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In these dark days, a primal scream from virtuoso asshole drummer Buddy Rich expresses what we all feel watching the news.
June 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Desperate Losers is live tonight! 10pm-12pm ET. twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
June 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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New game premieres this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday 10p-12a ET on a special make up episode of Desperate Losers!
June 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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YouTube has just issued a damning indictment of Desperate Losers.
May 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This weekend, @boonose.bsky.social helped us put up flyers in NYC and our voicemail inbox got FLOODED by strangers. Strap in. It's going to be a weird show tomorrow because we are calling all of them back.

twitch.tv/desperate_losers
12-2pm ET
May 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Happy Sherlock Holmes day to all who celebrate. To those that don't, get bent.
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Do you get voicemails like this or is it just us? Leave your own drivel. (917) 524-7853.

PS we're live at 12pm ET on twitch.tv/desperate_losers
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Desperate Losers is going live in an hour. And mark my words, we are going to win $250. twitch.tv/desperate_losers
1970s sexual icon Telly Savalas scarfs down his second New York City hotdog with careless disregard for the mess he's made of his suit. He's in a hurry to watch Desperate Losers. You probably should be too.
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A handsome "Snoki" balaclava from the 1967 Sears entices you to watch Desperate Losers today at noon ET at twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Won't you join us at noon ET? twitch.tv/desperate_losers
Telly Savalas has fallen asleep in Heaven. He looks like an angel. He is an angel. The warm glow of a TV set envelops him. What's that on the screen? It's Desperate Losers. He'll kick himself for missing it. But that's okay. Sleep, sweet prince. Sleep.
May 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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For the first time I am genuinely afraid that AI will take my job.
April 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Desperate Losers is brutally neglecting Sims at twitch.tv/desperate_losers and youtube.com/@Desperate_Losers.

Someone call Sims Protective Services! (917) 524-7853
INT. SIMS CREATION SCREEN - AFTERNOON We open on locked off shot of Sim named LOST THE WILL TO LIVE MATT being created in the Sims 1 Creator Interface. This Matt is slovenly, bald, and middle aged. He has no personality traits at all save two points in nice. By the looks of it, he's not long for this world.
April 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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DAMN! Those incredibly sketchy flyers we've all been putting up around town actually worked. Wonder if any randos will call in tomorrow... #DreamsComeTrueAlbeitOnlySmallAndInconsequentialOnes
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Last week, we lost one of the greats:
Val Kilmer. Our condolences to his loved ones and our apologies for accidentally including @sabadogigante.bsky.social's
@donfrancisco.bsky.social in our tribute. Don Francisco is very alive. We just fell for an April Fool's joke.

We miss and love you, Val.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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In these times of roiling trade wars and economic turmoil, everyone is asking one question: How many 1902 Sears & Roebuck castrating knives is family going to be able to afford?

Fortunately, we're live and have answers: twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers | youtube.com/@Desperate_Losers | 917-524-7853
An illustration 1902 Castrating Knife from the Sears, Roebuck, & Company firm in Chicago. The knife is spring backed and guaranteed to do only quality work. An extra 4 cents is asked for if mailed by post.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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WAKE UP, DING DONG! THE OFFICIAL DESPERATE LOSERS DIET JUST DROPPED!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJO1...
Just one 80oz glass of Riunite is all the calories you need to make it through the day. 1970s Sexual icon Telly Savalas toasts you with a smooth 80 oz wine glass of Riunite.
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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We're live at twitch.tv/Desperate_Losers and youtube.com/@Desperate_Losers

New York Matt is back and just in time to see PooStew get flamed by "Jeraldo."
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM