Pizza from Domino’s, a bottle of Chianti I had on hand and Forest Berry tart from Aldi.
Pizza from Domino’s, a bottle of Chianti I had on hand and Forest Berry tart from Aldi.
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
It went better than expected….
It went better than expected….
Bill, what is your stance regarding meatloaf served up via an ice cream scoop?
Bill, what is your stance regarding meatloaf served up via an ice cream scoop?
I was flirting with Tina Louise in a hotel room (current day/not Gilligans Island days) and about to have sex with her.
All the while on another bed, a former female coworker (from 30 years ago) kept asking if Tina and I were going to have sex.
I was flirting with Tina Louise in a hotel room (current day/not Gilligans Island days) and about to have sex with her.
All the while on another bed, a former female coworker (from 30 years ago) kept asking if Tina and I were going to have sex.
To ease my pain I’m making this for my dinner.
mydinner.co.uk/schmorkohl/
To ease my pain I’m making this for my dinner.
mydinner.co.uk/schmorkohl/
*Professional tip. Have one drink and then have nonalcoholic beverages the rest of the time. Ask the bartender nicely and tip well, they will make a “safe” beverage look like the real drink.
No DUI, no trips to HR
*Professional tip. Have one drink and then have nonalcoholic beverages the rest of the time. Ask the bartender nicely and tip well, they will make a “safe” beverage look like the real drink.
No DUI, no trips to HR
I may have to day drink today to reset my internal clock😴💤
I may have to day drink today to reset my internal clock😴💤
I just wish I had @rfhgina.bsky.social recipe. I always forget to write it down when she shares it.
I just wish I had @rfhgina.bsky.social recipe. I always forget to write it down when she shares it.
I’ve been going to this office for thirty years.
I’ve been going to this office for thirty years.
Father…. Fetch me some tea.
Father…. Fetch me some tea.