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@derykk.bsky.social
36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori, Zelda, FF, N64, modding.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
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Watching a show, character comes across a mysterious hole.
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Watching a show, character comes across a mysterious hole.
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Watching a show, character comes across a mysterious hole.
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Who runs this account:
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Who runs this account:
Hey friends in #PokemonTCGP, can you DM me your names so I know who I am trading with? Maybe we can chat about trades? I actually don’t know how the function works exactly, but I if a send a 1 ⭐️ as a trade do you see the ones I don’t have? Been getting dupes offered and I don’t want cards I have.
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Hey friends in #PokemonTCGP, can you DM me your names so I know who I am trading with? Maybe we can chat about trades? I actually don’t know how the function works exactly, but I if a send a 1 ⭐️ as a trade do you see the ones I don’t have? Been getting dupes offered and I don’t want cards I have.
Yaaay my bed broke I love that for me.. ☹️
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Yaaay my bed broke I love that for me.. ☹️
Man, I've never worked IT for a company where it was such a battle to get anything working or fixed. My own personal laptop is incapable of running OneDrive without breaking context menus. I tried THREE laptops. Now, trying to re-image my laptop and when it was finished it went into a BSOD loop. 🤬
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Man, I've never worked IT for a company where it was such a battle to get anything working or fixed. My own personal laptop is incapable of running OneDrive without breaking context menus. I tried THREE laptops. Now, trying to re-image my laptop and when it was finished it went into a BSOD loop. 🤬
🚬 are so gross.
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February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
🚬 are so gross.
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warm office makes me so sleepy.
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
warm office makes me so sleepy.
I had no idea what a "lithospheric drip" was until today. What a strange phenomenon. A mountain can literally drip inside the Earth's crust.
gizmodo.com/this-ancient...
gizmodo.com/this-ancient...
This Ancient River Seemed to Flow Uphill. Now We Know Why
The Green River may have had some help from a dripping crust.
gizmodo.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I had no idea what a "lithospheric drip" was until today. What a strange phenomenon. A mountain can literally drip inside the Earth's crust.
gizmodo.com/this-ancient...
gizmodo.com/this-ancient...
Super disappointed that someone I was following just discovered AI and now all his pictures are run through a filter. I have no idea how some of these constantly-online people are so oblivious to real-world issues.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Super disappointed that someone I was following just discovered AI and now all his pictures are run through a filter. I have no idea how some of these constantly-online people are so oblivious to real-world issues.
Just hit my pipe and it tasted like a mocha. Am I having a stroke?
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Just hit my pipe and it tasted like a mocha. Am I having a stroke?
Damn, tried to pull indeededeedeeede but still no luck. Pls someone trade me! I’ll give you anything (comparable)!! #pokemonTCGP
I need more friends to trade with. Pls add me and let me know who you are. I’ll happily send you cards for free or trade with you. #PokemonTCGP
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Damn, tried to pull indeededeedeeede but still no luck. Pls someone trade me! I’ll give you anything (comparable)!! #pokemonTCGP
First of the month so I finally spent my pack points on 30 packs. Pretty lackluster except the very first pack had a gold card so yeah?? #PokemonTCGP
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
First of the month so I finally spent my pack points on 30 packs. Pretty lackluster except the very first pack had a gold card so yeah?? #PokemonTCGP
THEY SAID IT. “#TheWreckingCrew”
Me this entire movie so far:
#TheWreckingCtew
#TheWreckingCtew
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
THEY SAID IT. “#TheWreckingCrew”
Me this entire movie so far:
#TheWreckingCtew
#TheWreckingCtew
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Me this entire movie so far:
#TheWreckingCtew
#TheWreckingCtew
Jason Mamoa butt?? 👅
Oh, my Bautista… 😳🥵 💦
#TheWreckingCrew
#TheWreckingCrew
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Jason Mamoa butt?? 👅
Oh, my Bautista… 😳🥵 💦
#TheWreckingCrew
#TheWreckingCrew
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Oh, my Bautista… 😳🥵 💦
#TheWreckingCrew
#TheWreckingCrew
my favorite part of bluesky is playing an entire PvP match with someone's butthole on your left monitor.
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
my favorite part of bluesky is playing an entire PvP match with someone's butthole on your left monitor.
mmmm cashews
Maybe it's just my high BP saying "YESSS MORE SALTTTTT!!"
these cashews are sooooo goood
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 AM
mmmm cashews
Maybe it's just my high BP saying "YESSS MORE SALTTTTT!!"
these cashews are sooooo goood
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Maybe it's just my high BP saying "YESSS MORE SALTTTTT!!"
these cashews are sooooo goood
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:07 AM
these cashews are sooooo goood
If anyone is looking for a good band name I do not think "Dancefloor Nippleclamps" is taken yet.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
If anyone is looking for a good band name I do not think "Dancefloor Nippleclamps" is taken yet.
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 AM
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
I have my window open. First I was like "oooh cotton candy smell", then I was like "oooh lysol...." and now I'm like "oooh wtf is that diesel?".
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I have my window open. First I was like "oooh cotton candy smell", then I was like "oooh lysol...." and now I'm like "oooh wtf is that diesel?".