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@derykk.bsky.social
36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori, Zelda, FF, N64, modding.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Pinned
Watching a show, character comes across a mysterious hole.

Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
Watching a show, character comes across a mysterious hole.

Me: Put your hand in it
Character: *puts their hand in the hole and weird shit happens*
Me: Yess ha ha yes!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Who runs this account:
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hey friends in #PokemonTCGP, can you DM me your names so I know who I am trading with? Maybe we can chat about trades? I actually don’t know how the function works exactly, but I if a send a 1 ⭐️ as a trade do you see the ones I don’t have? Been getting dupes offered and I don’t want cards I have.
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Yaaay my bed broke I love that for me.. ☹️
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This is my first time really using a fully configured #Intune at a company and BOY is this HOT GARBAGE.
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Man, I've never worked IT for a company where it was such a battle to get anything working or fixed. My own personal laptop is incapable of running OneDrive without breaking context menus. I tried THREE laptops. Now, trying to re-image my laptop and when it was finished it went into a BSOD loop. 🤬
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
🚬 are so gross.
Send tweet
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
warm office makes me so sleepy.
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I had no idea what a "lithospheric drip" was until today. What a strange phenomenon. A mountain can literally drip inside the Earth's crust.
gizmodo.com/this-ancient...
This Ancient River Seemed to Flow Uphill. Now We Know Why
The Green River may have had some help from a dripping crust.
gizmodo.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Super disappointed that someone I was following just discovered AI and now all his pictures are run through a filter. I have no idea how some of these constantly-online people are so oblivious to real-world issues.
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Just hit my pipe and it tasted like a mocha. Am I having a stroke?
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Damn, tried to pull indeededeedeeede but still no luck. Pls someone trade me! I’ll give you anything (comparable)!! #pokemonTCGP
I need more friends to trade with. Pls add me and let me know who you are. I’ll happily send you cards for free or trade with you. #PokemonTCGP
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
First of the month so I finally spent my pack points on 30 packs. Pretty lackluster except the very first pack had a gold card so yeah?? #PokemonTCGP
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
THEY SAID IT. “#TheWreckingCrew”
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Me this entire movie so far:
#TheWreckingCtew
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Jason Mamoa butt?? 👅
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Oh, my Bautista… 😳🥵 💦
#TheWreckingCrew
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 AM
This movie is… weird. #Anaconda
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
my favorite part of bluesky is playing an entire PvP match with someone's butthole on your left monitor.
Morning fellas
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
mmmm cashews
Maybe it's just my high BP saying "YESSS MORE SALTTTTT!!"
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Maybe it's just my high BP saying "YESSS MORE SALTTTTT!!"
these cashews are sooooo goood
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
these cashews are sooooo goood
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:07 AM
If anyone is looking for a good band name I do not think "Dancefloor Nippleclamps" is taken yet.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
aww yea I forgot I ganked some Oreos from the work snack cabinet. Oh shit I grabbed cashews too SCORE.
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I have my window open. First I was like "oooh cotton candy smell", then I was like "oooh lysol...." and now I'm like "oooh wtf is that diesel?".
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 AM