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36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori master, Zelda, FF, N64, modding.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If I had two dollars for every company that has completely ignored my job application and didn't even send a rejection letter then maybe I could actually pay my rent this month.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If I had two dollars for every company that has completely ignored my job application and didn't even send a rejection letter then maybe I could actually pay my rent this month.
Listen, I don't need no jabronis in my life. You gonna go be a jabroni then I don't need to be your friend so unfollow me now.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Listen, I don't need no jabronis in my life. You gonna go be a jabroni then I don't need to be your friend so unfollow me now.
Anyone wanna come over and get high and watch Celebrity Deathmatch?
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Anyone wanna come over and get high and watch Celebrity Deathmatch?
Wow what a cliffhanger #StrangerThings5
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Wow what a cliffhanger #StrangerThings5
omg I love subs 🥪
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
omg I love subs 🥪
I need to cut a semi-circle in my keyboard tray cause my belly keeps pushing it in and I knock my mouse on the sides where the clamps are. Hmm
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I need to cut a semi-circle in my keyboard tray cause my belly keeps pushing it in and I knock my mouse on the sides where the clamps are. Hmm
I kinda love that David Harbour is kinky and also into buttplugs...
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I kinda love that David Harbour is kinky and also into buttplugs...
Man, these things are getting so much stranger...
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
a group of action figures including boba fett darth vader and lando calrissian from star wars
ALT: a group of action figures including boba fett darth vader and lando calrissian from star wars
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Man, these things are getting so much stranger...
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
So I'm just kicking it; I'm counting the days; I can hardly wait for us to hang ouuuuuttttt. I'm really missing you in so many ways; I anticipate us making ouuuuuutttt.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So I'm just kicking it; I'm counting the days; I can hardly wait for us to hang ouuuuuttttt. I'm really missing you in so many ways; I anticipate us making ouuuuuutttt.
You like livin' long and hard? Well I back off in my own jackyard!
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You like livin' long and hard? Well I back off in my own jackyard!
I can’t believe Stellan Skarsgård agreed to film the same movie twice. I guess he didn’t have to learn new lines.
I was so confused and had to look this up: they have TWO prequels to #TheExorcist using the same sets and most of the actors? That’s weird.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I can’t believe Stellan Skarsgård agreed to film the same movie twice. I guess he didn’t have to learn new lines.
I was so confused and had to look this up: they have TWO prequels to #TheExorcist using the same sets and most of the actors? That’s weird.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I was so confused and had to look this up: they have TWO prequels to #TheExorcist using the same sets and most of the actors? That’s weird.
I have to remember to stay off social media on these holidays. Besides my bf (who went camping this weekend) I don't have anything to be thankful for. This past year has been one of the worst years of my life, and it just keeps getting worse. Reality sucks. I wish I could just sleep all the time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have to remember to stay off social media on these holidays. Besides my bf (who went camping this weekend) I don't have anything to be thankful for. This past year has been one of the worst years of my life, and it just keeps getting worse. Reality sucks. I wish I could just sleep all the time.
So annoyed that Taco Bell is closed ugh
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So annoyed that Taco Bell is closed ugh
Tis the season!
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Tis the season!
I put two loads of laundry away today pls clap.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I put two loads of laundry away today pls clap.
I know I need to bottom more but I’m totally craving some thick calves in long socks resting on my shoulders…
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I know I need to bottom more but I’m totally craving some thick calves in long socks resting on my shoulders…
I need more tops in my life…
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I need more tops in my life…
Suzi wants her all-day what?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Suzi wants her all-day what?!
gods i fuckin miss Chester Bennington.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
gods i fuckin miss Chester Bennington.
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Mandatory comment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Mandatory comment.
geez. 20 minute call with a recruiter and between the call quality from his phone and his thick accent I only understood maybe 5% of what he said, and that's because he was rambling and repeating himself. Why is every recruiter so hard to understand? I honestly thought he was white named "Bill".
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
geez. 20 minute call with a recruiter and between the call quality from his phone and his thick accent I only understood maybe 5% of what he said, and that's because he was rambling and repeating himself. Why is every recruiter so hard to understand? I honestly thought he was white named "Bill".