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@derykk.bsky.social
36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori master, Zelda, FF, N64, modding.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Deeper than a parsec.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Deeper than a parsec.
omg I love subs 🥪
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
omg I love subs 🥪
Tis the season!
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Tis the season!
Ok *phew* I’m gay again, as the kids say.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ok *phew* I’m gay again, as the kids say.
I think if I was in #Pluribus and was Carol I would definitely take advantage like that one guy does. Hot bears and pool parties every day. Big hairy butts on my face…. You know, the important stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think if I was in #Pluribus and was Carol I would definitely take advantage like that one guy does. Hot bears and pool parties every day. Big hairy butts on my face…. You know, the important stuff.
well that's oddly specific on a job application. what about "White American" or "White Eastern EU"? British and Irish aren't that different are they?
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
well that's oddly specific on a job application. what about "White American" or "White Eastern EU"? British and Irish aren't that different are they?
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Most of the casters on my #SecretLab chair have lost their bearings, and one caster keeps falling off. Sadly the one year warranty is up. Gotta love shitty design choices. The casters literally have a gap in the 2 bits of metal that holds the bearings so the tinier bearings eventually pop out. ☹️
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Most of the casters on my #SecretLab chair have lost their bearings, and one caster keeps falling off. Sadly the one year warranty is up. Gotta love shitty design choices. The casters literally have a gap in the 2 bits of metal that holds the bearings so the tinier bearings eventually pop out. ☹️
live laugh love PENIS
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
live laugh love PENIS
yall ever have the hots for your ex girlfriend's twin? like a long lost boy friend i never got to have....
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
yall ever have the hots for your ex girlfriend's twin? like a long lost boy friend i never got to have....
Still singing na na na na hey hey hey goodbye... #kingdomhospital
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Still singing na na na na hey hey hey goodbye... #kingdomhospital
Stick with me and you'll live. Probably. #Overwatch2
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Stick with me and you'll live. Probably. #Overwatch2
“Special Weather Statement” there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining…
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Special Weather Statement” there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining…
I need more friends to trade with. Pls add me and let me know who you are. I’ll happily send you cards for free or trade with you. #PokemonTCGP
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I need more friends to trade with. Pls add me and let me know who you are. I’ll happily send you cards for free or trade with you. #PokemonTCGP
Anyone on #iPhone know how to disable notifications for Shortcuts permanently? It re-enables itself every couple days and resets all the settings I’ve disabled via #ScreenTime. The only place with this setting is Screen Time.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anyone on #iPhone know how to disable notifications for Shortcuts permanently? It re-enables itself every couple days and resets all the settings I’ve disabled via #ScreenTime. The only place with this setting is Screen Time.
Omg they made #TomHolland a director??
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Omg they made #TomHolland a director??
Ok who’s gonna trade me to get these last 80 cards? #pokemonTCGP
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Ok who’s gonna trade me to get these last 80 cards? #pokemonTCGP
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Anyone wanna snuggle? I promise to keep you warm.
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Anyone wanna snuggle? I promise to keep you warm.
Damn this movie is turning me on. Come eye-fuck me like that too pls security guard.
#TheRunningMan
#TheRunningMan
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Damn this movie is turning me on. Come eye-fuck me like that too pls security guard.
#TheRunningMan
#TheRunningMan