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Don’t tell anyone I’m a history teacher
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An interesting fact about the band ZZ Top is that their singer Frank Instrument is the only member who didn’t play an instrument
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I feel like I know this guy better than my Mam
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Student (attempting to remember the term Guerrilla Warfare): Eh, eh, eh... MONKEY TECHNIQUE!
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Teaching: Come for the 3 months of holidays, stay for the infinite supply of coffee mugs.
November 25, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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"why don't we, um, head over to my bedroom?"

*shows you the intricate work on these vintage textile arts bedspreads*
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Me: Now, there’s no actual evidence that Castro engaged in the drug trade…
Student: Oh, come on sir..
Me: Oh?
Student: How else do you explain the 12 hour speeches?

You got me there…
November 19, 2024 at 9:33 AM
This stuff happening in the US and not one video of push back. Place is fucked.
Today in Columbus, Ohio.
November 17, 2024 at 3:12 PM
“Cool” neighbours supported United. Brother begged me to support Everton. My steadfast refusal is about the best thing I’ve done in my life.
In the spirit of everyone being extremely welcoming and willing to chat on here and it being the middle of an international break, could I ask those following me to tell me how they got into supporting the clubs they do? Was it a parent? A relative? School friends? Something else?
November 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
It’s mental just how overweight people appear when you see an image of average Americans, regardless of demographic. Used to be just a joke but I really think it must be having an effect on their psyche now.
November 17, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Football accounts taking digs at each other? I’ve missed this.
November 17, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Change Serbia/Croatia to Yugoslavia and Czech Republic to Czechoslovakia and you could convince me this was World Cup 1958 or something.
latter stages of the 2012 Davis Cup feels like a football tournament that actually happened
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
1. Money
2. What if I can’t make money?
3. Money
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Plot of a Czech “comedy”
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM