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2026 is a wrap on posting. can’t be doing that anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Im so excited to finally share this news! I couldn’t be more excited about working with Glacier Bay to bring you We Don’t Go Through the Angelgrass in its 330 page, full colour form ~ 2026
NEW TITLE 📯📯📯
WE DON’T GO THROUGH THE ANGELGRASS
Courtney Loberg @weedgrowneye.bsky.social

In a certain country, in a certain swath of land, there was a town in the palm of a Gulch. Angelgrass grew on the crest of the surrounding valley, pearlescent and shifting, like a rainbow made of pond water.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
having a blast this holiday season engaging with all of my favourite vendors and brands
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
walking to the gas station for a snack is legitimately one of the best things in life
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jacob M'Lordy
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
lying is so awesome. you can just say to someone “i saw Jon Hamm at the calgary airport”
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
turning the motion smoothing off on all the TVs in the sports bar
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
tfw the movie is a film 😏
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The Directors Label by PALM was a short lived DVD collection of the very best film/music directors and curated their best most well known works alongside lesser seen curios. Inspiring and very much recommended.

The internet Archive has the seven volumes here for free:
archive.org/details/@dir...
August 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
have to come clean and declare that I’m a nepo baby (dad was an electrician)
August 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
taking the pill from limitless and playing the drums
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i keep watching Shooter (2007) as 30 second YouTube shorts
August 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys was a genius musician. His gift for layering harmony was unsurpassed. He will be missed by us all.
June 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i have it on good authority that there are going to be new products released next year 👀
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
recession indicator that we’re not getting any photos of Paul Giamatti trying the Switch 2
June 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
interacting and sharing with others online 🌝
June 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
to the moon 💨
June 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
☀️
May 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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tom cruise a24 🤯
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
tom cruise 🤝 a24
May 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
what if tom cruise a24 ??
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
tom cruise a24 🤯
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM