Derek Evry - NEW SONG OUT
@derekevry.bsky.social
He/Him
Vegan, Musician, Dad, Friend?
🌱🎸🧔🏻🫂😻🎮📚🎬🎭🎼🎵🎶
Cats! Gaming! Comics! Books! Movies! Comedy! Art! Vegan Food! Music, obviously.
The Setlisters Podcast
https://www.instagram.com/setlisterspod?igsh=ejdkcHA1djA5b3Ro
VA Based•Plant Based•Just Based
Vegan, Musician, Dad, Friend?
🌱🎸🧔🏻🫂😻🎮📚🎬🎭🎼🎵🎶
Cats! Gaming! Comics! Books! Movies! Comedy! Art! Vegan Food! Music, obviously.
The Setlisters Podcast
https://www.instagram.com/setlisterspod?igsh=ejdkcHA1djA5b3Ro
VA Based•Plant Based•Just Based
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Stick to your guns.
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Stick to your guns.
Live force dyad
Ben girls “dew it” well
Ben girls “dew it” well
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Live force dyad
Ben girls “dew it” well
Ben girls “dew it” well
Spawn is just BDSM Venom.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Spawn is just BDSM Venom.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
I am doll balls. Doll taint. No dick.
I am doll hair. Doll pubes. Doll bewbs.
I am doll hair. Doll pubes. Doll bewbs.
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I am doll balls. Doll taint. No dick.
I am doll hair. Doll pubes. Doll bewbs.
I am doll hair. Doll pubes. Doll bewbs.
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After today, this should be exhibit A in the case of, “Abolishing ICE is actually a moderate position.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
After today, this should be exhibit A in the case of, “Abolishing ICE is actually a moderate position.”
Happy new year ya filthy animals…
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Happy new year ya filthy animals…
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NEXT UP! Join us for the largest, and most exciting New Year’s Eve Gala in the DC area 🪩 6 hours of partying, open bars, and a huge midnight toast. Tickets are on sale NOW for the Gaylord National Hotel!
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NEXT UP! Join us for the largest, and most exciting New Year’s Eve Gala in the DC area 🪩 6 hours of partying, open bars, and a huge midnight toast. Tickets are on sale NOW for the Gaylord National Hotel!
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Eating my kids raspberry fig bars and drinking ice cold water from a hot beverage mug. No one can stop me.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Eating my kids raspberry fig bars and drinking ice cold water from a hot beverage mug. No one can stop me.
NEXT UP! Join us for the largest, and most exciting New Year’s Eve Gala in the DC area 🪩 6 hours of partying, open bars, and a huge midnight toast. Tickets are on sale NOW for the Gaylord National Hotel!
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NEXT UP! Join us for the largest, and most exciting New Year’s Eve Gala in the DC area 🪩 6 hours of partying, open bars, and a huge midnight toast. Tickets are on sale NOW for the Gaylord National Hotel!
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Link in bio
Use: “Vienna25” for $20 off
Watch Blade: Trinity and drink every time you see Dracula’s reflection
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Watch Blade: Trinity and drink every time you see Dracula’s reflection
I hate you so much, it makes me want to better myself!
I want to learn a new language just so I have new shit to call you!
I want to learn a new language just so I have new shit to call you!
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hate you so much, it makes me want to better myself!
I want to learn a new language just so I have new shit to call you!
I want to learn a new language just so I have new shit to call you!
submitted for the approval of the graphic t-shirt society…
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
submitted for the approval of the graphic t-shirt society…
STRESS CONSTANTLY RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
S.C.R.E.A.M.
GET THE WORRIES
DOLLAR FOR A PILL Y’ALL
S.C.R.E.A.M.
GET THE WORRIES
DOLLAR FOR A PILL Y’ALL
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
STRESS CONSTANTLY RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
S.C.R.E.A.M.
GET THE WORRIES
DOLLAR FOR A PILL Y’ALL
S.C.R.E.A.M.
GET THE WORRIES
DOLLAR FOR A PILL Y’ALL
Open your heart…
This Christmas Eve, by Derek Evry
track by Derek Evry
derekevry.bandcamp.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Open your heart…
Someone I knew from high school sent me a friend request around 6am. I was like “I’ll deal with this later”.
When I went back to check, they had withdrawn their request.
Anyway, they’re blocked.
When I went back to check, they had withdrawn their request.
Anyway, they’re blocked.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Someone I knew from high school sent me a friend request around 6am. I was like “I’ll deal with this later”.
When I went back to check, they had withdrawn their request.
Anyway, they’re blocked.
When I went back to check, they had withdrawn their request.
Anyway, they’re blocked.
Dick Van Dyke is 100 today, which in Hollywood years is 1,000.
His wife, Arlene Silver, is 53.
Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have dated her 25 years ago...when Dick Van Dyke was 75.
His wife, Arlene Silver, is 53.
Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have dated her 25 years ago...when Dick Van Dyke was 75.
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dick Van Dyke is 100 today, which in Hollywood years is 1,000.
His wife, Arlene Silver, is 53.
Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have dated her 25 years ago...when Dick Van Dyke was 75.
His wife, Arlene Silver, is 53.
Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have dated her 25 years ago...when Dick Van Dyke was 75.
Hey dude, wanna play Saw Cunt?
“Uh… what the fuck is that?!”
Umm… it’s where we rummage through the laundry pile… for a matching pair of socks… you know… sock hunt…
“Oooooohh … thank god. Yes. Let’s play sock hunt.”
Sweet!
After you get your socks on, we can play ice pick dick!
“Uh… what the fuck is that?!”
Umm… it’s where we rummage through the laundry pile… for a matching pair of socks… you know… sock hunt…
“Oooooohh … thank god. Yes. Let’s play sock hunt.”
Sweet!
After you get your socks on, we can play ice pick dick!
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hey dude, wanna play Saw Cunt?
“Uh… what the fuck is that?!”
Umm… it’s where we rummage through the laundry pile… for a matching pair of socks… you know… sock hunt…
“Oooooohh … thank god. Yes. Let’s play sock hunt.”
Sweet!
After you get your socks on, we can play ice pick dick!
“Uh… what the fuck is that?!”
Umm… it’s where we rummage through the laundry pile… for a matching pair of socks… you know… sock hunt…
“Oooooohh … thank god. Yes. Let’s play sock hunt.”
Sweet!
After you get your socks on, we can play ice pick dick!
tell everyone.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
tell everyone.
Erika Kirk looks like someone stuffed a real doll with Yankee candles
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Erika Kirk looks like someone stuffed a real doll with Yankee candles
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Pam Bondi looks like the Edgar cockroach from Men In Black is wearing an Iliza Shlesinger suit
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pam Bondi looks like the Edgar cockroach from Men In Black is wearing an Iliza Shlesinger suit
Pam Bondi looks like the Edgar cockroach from Men In Black is wearing an Iliza Shlesinger suit
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pam Bondi looks like the Edgar cockroach from Men In Black is wearing an Iliza Shlesinger suit
blame recognize blame
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
blame recognize blame
shame recognize shame
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
shame recognize shame