Derek (Not Derrick)
@derekadamthomas.com
A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit.
I like sports and I don't care who knows.
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I like sports and I don't care who knows.
🎙️ https://open.spotify.com/show/0GYjNkxSgOZcAUWx92JqbJ?si=45f585eede47414f
While I was suffering through Monday Night Football, Wemby was doing this:
38 pts, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and a steal
Two steals if you count my heart.
38 pts, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and a steal
Two steals if you count my heart.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
While I was suffering through Monday Night Football, Wemby was doing this:
38 pts, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and a steal
Two steals if you count my heart.
38 pts, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, 5 blocks, and a steal
Two steals if you count my heart.
I love that Eagles and Packers fans right now are for real like “you know it’s actually a good thing neither team scored points in the first half.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I love that Eagles and Packers fans right now are for real like “you know it’s actually a good thing neither team scored points in the first half.”
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I haven’t seen a Biblical Stud have a night this bad since Delilah cut Samson’s hair off
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I haven’t seen a Biblical Stud have a night this bad since Delilah cut Samson’s hair off
Thank you for tuning in to the NFL’s Fraud Showcase Bowl brought to you by USAA. USAA: lol you can’t bank here, loser.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thank you for tuning in to the NFL’s Fraud Showcase Bowl brought to you by USAA. USAA: lol you can’t bank here, loser.
44-22 has happened 4 times ever and 2 of them where the Commanders this year against a team wearing blue and silver.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
44-22 has happened 4 times ever and 2 of them where the Commanders this year against a team wearing blue and silver.
Mike Vrabel always looks like a McDonalds employee just told him the ice cream machine is broken.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mike Vrabel always looks like a McDonalds employee just told him the ice cream machine is broken.
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Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Everybody wants every team's jerseys to look like they did when they were 12.
If you’re still a lime, stay a lime!
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you’re still a lime, stay a lime!
If the Jets have so many good players to trade for then why are they ass?
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If the Jets have so many good players to trade for then why are they ass?
If you just lump together the Parsons and Williams trades (ignoring $), the Cowboys swapped their 2026 2nd for Green Bay's 2026 1st (~20 spots better (at best)).
Then in 2027 they're getting the worse pick between them and GB.
And they turned Mazi Smith (24) into Kenny Clark (30).
Cool.
Then in 2027 they're getting the worse pick between them and GB.
And they turned Mazi Smith (24) into Kenny Clark (30).
Cool.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you just lump together the Parsons and Williams trades (ignoring $), the Cowboys swapped their 2026 2nd for Green Bay's 2026 1st (~20 spots better (at best)).
Then in 2027 they're getting the worse pick between them and GB.
And they turned Mazi Smith (24) into Kenny Clark (30).
Cool.
Then in 2027 they're getting the worse pick between them and GB.
And they turned Mazi Smith (24) into Kenny Clark (30).
Cool.
Bib Fortuna has just endorsed Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bib Fortuna has just endorsed Cuomo
Troy Aikman trying to out do John Smoltz’s hatred for baseball with his own hatred of football.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Troy Aikman trying to out do John Smoltz’s hatred for baseball with his own hatred of football.
Kyler really seems to be excelling in this new role.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Kyler really seems to be excelling in this new role.
We’re on Brandon Aubrey 70-yard field goal watch, folks.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We’re on Brandon Aubrey 70-yard field goal watch, folks.
Trey McBride implies the existence of Trey McGroom.
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trey McBride implies the existence of Trey McGroom.
I heard Zohran Mamdani is married to a loofa.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I heard Zohran Mamdani is married to a loofa.
Well at least George W Bush is unhappy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well at least George W Bush is unhappy.
Love this classic NFC East clash between Arizona and Dallas
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Love this classic NFC East clash between Arizona and Dallas
Jerry couldn’t pay Micah because he had to pay for this 120 yard flag
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Jerry couldn’t pay Micah because he had to pay for this 120 yard flag
Anyone know a good contractor that can deal with a flooring issue in my house? It just keeps randomly turning into lava.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyone know a good contractor that can deal with a flooring issue in my house? It just keeps randomly turning into lava.
I guess Kyler Murray’s role is emergency QB.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I guess Kyler Murray’s role is emergency QB.
The Green Bay Packers were 13.5 point favorites and they only scored 13 points.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Green Bay Packers were 13.5 point favorites and they only scored 13 points.
I think the ghosts are seeing Sam Darnold now.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I think the ghosts are seeing Sam Darnold now.