Derek (Not Derrick)
banner
derekadamthomas.com
Derek (Not Derrick)
@derekadamthomas.com
A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit.

I like sports and I don't care who knows.

🎙️ https://open.spotify.com/show/0GYjNkxSgOZcAUWx92JqbJ?si=45f585eede47414f
Ⓜ️🍑
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Every NFL fan: I would love Mike McDaniel as the Offensive Coordinator of [INSERT TEAM YOU'RE A FAN OF HERE]
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This is exactly what I did before starting my podcast and I agree that everyone should have to do the same. 🫡
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
More like Tyler Oop.

I’m sorry. Deleting my account.
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Incredible night for my Never Draft A Kicker movement. Really don’t know what to say.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just imagining a Texans fan trying to book a trip to either Baltimore or Pittsburgh.
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Live look at Todd Bowles watching the end of Saints-Falcons.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The ref walked into Alec Pierce and now he’s thrown out of the game? I guess he was playing to well and it was breaking the competitiveness of the NFL.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The NFC South really found itself this year. This is absolute cinema.
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Joe Milton just attempted to throw a 10 yard out. The ball reached terminal velocity and is now in a geosynchronous orbit.
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The Panthers logo is infinitely better once you realize the cat is yawning instead of roaring.
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Zohran Mamdani’s third day in charge and we’re already bombing a majority Christian nation smh
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Miami finally avenging Willis McGahee’s knee ligaments.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The Green Bay Packers adding Stefon Diggs.
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My favorite television moment of 2025 presented in four seemingly unrelated images.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Manifesting Myles Garrett breaking the sack record with Mason Rudolph at QB.
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ah, well…
As fun as the Colts have been this year, I think they're in real danger of missing the playoffs.

All of their remaining games are against teams with winning records: Texans, Jags, Seahawks, 49ers, Jags, Texans.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Derek (Not Derrick)
tis the time of year i begin thinking about next year
here is my sign up form for the 2026 Fantasy Leagues season. if interested in joining any of my leagues next year, fill out this form

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Bosch Replacement Manager Form
Replacement manager form. My leagues are AUCTION based unless otherwise specified. My leagues are SuperFlex TE Prem unless otherwise specified Most leagues are 14 team base and cost around $30-75 a ...
docs.google.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Jets leading receiver this season is Garrett Wilson who hasn’t played since October 12.

Wilson has 395 yards on the season.

Rams WR Puka Nacua had 406 yards between December 14th and December 18th.
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The NFC East had not had a repeat champion for 21 years and as of this moment it is the only division where the defending champion is in 1st place.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
That DJ Moore TD was eerily similar to the Tyler Lockett TD that sent the Bostick game to OT.
a fox nfl broadcast of a football game between the seahawks and the packers
Alt: a fox nfl broadcast of a football game between the seahawks and the packers
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Reposted by Derek (Not Derrick)
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Really rough day for the people with black squares for heads.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Learning the NFL OT rules feels like trying to learn a board game for the first time.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Affordability:
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM