Thickney Houston
@denisecouture.bsky.social
I’m here for the revolution. Let me know when we going outside to smoke.
I just learned that the NYC Bojangles does not have bone in Chicken… who the fucks bright idea was that?!?
Like what?!?
Like what?!?
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I just learned that the NYC Bojangles does not have bone in Chicken… who the fucks bright idea was that?!?
Like what?!?
Like what?!?
Soooo I taught my 2 year old niece to say “Clock it!” With the fingers 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾. My parents church at home does birthday blessings. Miss Clock It went up for my blessing today since I’m in NYC and she was up there talmbout some “Clock ittttttt!” 🙀🙀🙀
January 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Soooo I taught my 2 year old niece to say “Clock it!” With the fingers 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾. My parents church at home does birthday blessings. Miss Clock It went up for my blessing today since I’m in NYC and she was up there talmbout some “Clock ittttttt!” 🙀🙀🙀
I tried on the dress I got for my birthday. I’m glad a got a second one because it’s giving, but not for this.
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I tried on the dress I got for my birthday. I’m glad a got a second one because it’s giving, but not for this.
Over 100 people are coming to my party on Saturday 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Over 100 people are coming to my party on Saturday 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Yall know I took my nails off the other day… I was FaceTiming my sister today and she saw my hands while I was talking and was like
a man in a brown suit is sitting in front of a wine rack and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a brown suit is sitting in front of a wine rack and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Yall know I took my nails off the other day… I was FaceTiming my sister today and she saw my hands while I was talking and was like
Her neck grew like that because she only eats the very tops of the trees.
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Her neck grew like that because she only eats the very tops of the trees.
He heard that freestyle that Janelle Monae rapped about Nelly and decided too many words rhymed with Ludacris. Also, there’s a joke in the name right there.
Ludacris has dropped out of Kid Rock’s “Rock the Country” music festival, with his spokesperson saying there was a “a mix-up” about the rapper’s involvement
Ludacris Pulls Out of Rock the Country Festival, Citing "Mix-Up"
Ludacris has dropped out of Kid Rock's 2026 "Rock the Country" festival tour after fan backlash and what his team calls "a mix-up."
consequence.net
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
He heard that freestyle that Janelle Monae rapped about Nelly and decided too many words rhymed with Ludacris. Also, there’s a joke in the name right there.
Whole roller coaster named after this man at Carowinds and even the ride is the truth.
This is an Intimidator stan account.
Raise Hell, Praise Dale.
Raise Hell, Praise Dale.
January 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Whole roller coaster named after this man at Carowinds and even the ride is the truth.
Nah, because literally my closest friends and I never have the same type, but the group knows if you’re dating your nigga for his personality.
Bi/Straight Ladies, do y'all ask your female friends if your man is ugly-presenting?
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Nah, because literally my closest friends and I never have the same type, but the group knows if you’re dating your nigga for his personality.
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Whenever I’m like “Fucking Christ, why am I following this imbecile?”, I realize I’ve hit the “Discover” feed.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirt
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirt
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Whenever I’m like “Fucking Christ, why am I following this imbecile?”, I realize I’ve hit the “Discover” feed.
That single mom on the game ads be going through itttttt. Damn they haven’t improved those conditions yet? Like at least give her and the kids livable conditions!
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
That single mom on the game ads be going through itttttt. Damn they haven’t improved those conditions yet? Like at least give her and the kids livable conditions!
Yall not scared enough of salmonell 😅😂
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Yall not scared enough of salmonell 😅😂
I am not good at denying myself cravings. I AM good at buying said cravings and then neglecting to eat them when I get them.
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😵💫😣🫨
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I am not good at denying myself cravings. I AM good at buying said cravings and then neglecting to eat them when I get them.
😵💫😣🫨
😵💫😣🫨
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Should be illegal to not profit share with employees honestly
Damn, Delta Airlines about to do a profit sharing of $1.3 billion dollars with their employees. Heard from some of them it's almost equal to a month's worth of pay. That's what up frfr
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Should be illegal to not profit share with employees honestly
All three please!!!
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
All three please!!!
Every time I take my nails off I have to get used to touching things again and I do not like touching things.
I cut up lettuce for a salad and it gave me the ickkkkk
I cut up lettuce for a salad and it gave me the ickkkkk
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Every time I take my nails off I have to get used to touching things again and I do not like touching things.
I cut up lettuce for a salad and it gave me the ickkkkk
I cut up lettuce for a salad and it gave me the ickkkkk
I soaked my nails off today because I had 3 broken nails, well one broken and 2 cracked.
I’m getting them done next week for my birthday, but instead of walking around thinking my shits was going to get worse I decided to take a little break.
I’m getting them done next week for my birthday, but instead of walking around thinking my shits was going to get worse I decided to take a little break.
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I soaked my nails off today because I had 3 broken nails, well one broken and 2 cracked.
I’m getting them done next week for my birthday, but instead of walking around thinking my shits was going to get worse I decided to take a little break.
I’m getting them done next week for my birthday, but instead of walking around thinking my shits was going to get worse I decided to take a little break.
Plain and simple. If you’re not ready to do arts and crafts in the bedroom then why are we flirting.
See this why I don’t play and flirt with women bc they thinking it’s fun and meanwhile I’m ready to bump pocketbooks
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Plain and simple. If you’re not ready to do arts and crafts in the bedroom then why are we flirting.
Me with my 14 buttons. Sigh!!!
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Me with my 14 buttons. Sigh!!!
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I don’t believe in proportionate responses to violence.
I believe in making examples of people as a cautionary tale to the rest of the world.
Remember I’m not the only one who believes this and move accordingly.
I believe in making examples of people as a cautionary tale to the rest of the world.
Remember I’m not the only one who believes this and move accordingly.
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I don’t believe in proportionate responses to violence.
I believe in making examples of people as a cautionary tale to the rest of the world.
Remember I’m not the only one who believes this and move accordingly.
I believe in making examples of people as a cautionary tale to the rest of the world.
Remember I’m not the only one who believes this and move accordingly.
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You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
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pack burners, new strain just dropped:
NEW YORK (AP) — Scott Adams, the 'Dilbert' cartoonist who ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
pack burners, new strain just dropped:
Soooo my app is acting weird 🫨
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Soooo my app is acting weird 🫨
So my app wasn’t opening and that was weird.
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
So my app wasn’t opening and that was weird.