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@deetoured.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
Those MAGA fucktwats are always like “trust his process” when that man had 4 years to prove himself and he managed to fuck up not just hit term, but Biden’s term
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Those MAGA fucktwats are always like “trust his process” when that man had 4 years to prove himself and he managed to fuck up not just hit term, but Biden’s term
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Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.
I honestly think Bridgit Mendler could win the presidency if she were to run
January 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I honestly think Bridgit Mendler could win the presidency if she were to run
Use a gif to describe your 2025 so far
January 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Use a gif to describe your 2025 so far
tom holland, the man that you are….
January 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
tom holland, the man that you are….
the day after Christmas feels like that walk of shame after an embarrassing hook up
December 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
the day after Christmas feels like that walk of shame after an embarrassing hook up
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"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes, he is the most famous. You just said so.
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes, he is the most famous. You just said so.
cant believe its almost 2015 T.T #happynewyears
December 22, 2024 at 9:16 AM
cant believe its almost 2015 T.T #happynewyears
Is this some new form of masochism that I am not privy to
Watched 70 episodes of Skibidi Toilet tonight. I'm taking a few days offline now
December 20, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Is this some new form of masochism that I am not privy to
CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK
a group of people dressed in christmas costumes are standing in a snowy area
ALT: a group of people dressed in christmas costumes are standing in a snowy area
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK
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Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”
Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”
Me: 🤯
“is die hard a-“ SHUT UP.
the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie
the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie
December 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
“is die hard a-“ SHUT UP.
the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie
the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie
has the nintendo switch 2 been announced yet
December 13, 2024 at 6:57 PM
has the nintendo switch 2 been announced yet
me running to bluesky to see if instagram is down for everyone
peter griffin from family guy is running on a dirt road
ALT: peter griffin from family guy is running on a dirt road
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:17 PM
me running to bluesky to see if instagram is down for everyone
You’re telling me THIS is the guy who popped the UnitedHealthcare CEO???
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM
You’re telling me THIS is the guy who popped the UnitedHealthcare CEO???
Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
December 8, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES
I am all over the place good lord
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
So basically YouTube Rewind
If YouTube did a "YouTube Wrapped" what would you want to see on it?
December 5, 2024 at 9:17 AM
So basically YouTube Rewind
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.
Me crashing out after hearing the same songs playing on repeat for 8 hours:
What is the best Christmas song of all time?
December 2, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Me crashing out after hearing the same songs playing on repeat for 8 hours:
I’m at a Marriott family Christmas party. They’re serving us the fake-ass plastic faux eggs.
And I will always gladly eat that shit up.
And I will always gladly eat that shit up.
patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I’m at a Marriott family Christmas party. They’re serving us the fake-ass plastic faux eggs.
And I will always gladly eat that shit up.
And I will always gladly eat that shit up.
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Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Twitter comments:
"You're going to jail fat boy!"
Bluesky comments:
"Hope you have a great day!"
Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?
Twitter comments:
"You're going to jail fat boy!"
Bluesky comments:
"Hope you have a great day!"
Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?
November 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Me: Happy Thanksgiving!
Twitter comments:
"You're going to jail fat boy!"
Bluesky comments:
"Hope you have a great day!"
Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?
Twitter comments:
"You're going to jail fat boy!"
Bluesky comments:
"Hope you have a great day!"
Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?