Hi. I’m breaking down. Life is hard.

I had a dream where I talked in my sleep last night. It was about receiving a blood transfusion.

I said out loud “put the SpaceX blood in back the fridge”

I knew it was dream because I wouldn’t willingly support anything Elon’s Husk created.

My partner however… was super fucking confused.

It’s the season for deadpan face holiday pictures to point out what a non-fan I am of the holidays

Not a single qualified person either.

I deleted twatter last night. A weird era ended..

💯✊

Yall, I’m fucking tired.

Canada is going to hold the grocery stores “accountable”… but why is Japan able to keep their food… namely meat(that they import from us) cheaper than we can?

If you want to move two people into your home in the same week, I suggest not doing it in the same week. Stay tuned for more tips.

I saw an orca. Please enjoy my crap wildlife photography

The reason Lifesavers have a hole in the middle is so that if you get one stuck up your butt you can still fart safely

Holy crap my favourites are here now, and they found me. 😍

How many days of bed rot is acceptable? Asking for a friend.

I love my dogs, but the bedtime personal space issue is becoming dire

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

I need y’all to tell me who from the bird app is here and who to follow dangit

Wow they ate me up with this one

HENLO FRIENDS