Dal
banner
deadonthepage.bsky.social
Dal
@deadonthepage.bsky.social
Cross-typical, karmically balanced and vaguely bewildered. Writer and horror fiend. Cringe but free.
Because I'm not trying to read or anything
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Mass surveillance was put in place supposedly to combat the "war on terror" and yet mostly seems to be used to arrest small-time shoplifters

God forbid a corporation lose money via a broke teenager stealing markers or whatever rather than by dumping literals tons of their own product in a landfill
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We really need to prepare to try and win the next TWO presidential elections, because so much of the next term is gonna be spent solely on undoing the damage of this current one. I think we'll need more than just four years to rebuild, and hopefully put safeguards in place so this won't happen again
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
In America you're born
With a silver spoon
Or in the back of a bus
By the light of the moon
And when you die they say
"It'll all be changing soon
And you'll be free, you'll be free, you'll be free"

Cause when you say we're free
You don't mean me
You don't mean me
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Yo ho
Haul together
Hoist the colors high

Heave ho
Thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
When I was traveling the country I found Bubble Up (long forgotten "white soda" comparable to Sprite and 7Up) at some random outlet in the middle of nowhere in California. I don't know why that's such a good memory. But it is.

May we all find happiness we didn't even know we were looking for.
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Reposted by Dal
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
No way to float this without sounding conspiratorial but I genuinely believe Elon is flagging Twitter posts expressing what is considers "far left sentiment" and filing it away, processing it, adding it to a database. Could just be for limiting your visibility... could be for something more extreme.
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Yeah, probably
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Don't let this face fool you. He's an absolute menace
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 AM
"Would you like to download this image again?"

I have never downloaded this image in my life, but thanks, I'm sure it'll be great to scroll through my 6000 saved pictures to find where you randomly placed this one
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Making a D&D character who is a gnome named Chomsky, and he's studying, like, the linguistic components of how magic works
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Oh fantastic. Just what we needed.

"Just a McDouble, no pickles."

"I didn't understand that, but I think you meant the Limited Edition McDoogler Moogler Meal™️. Remember, at McDonald's, you're not just eating - your're starting a culinary revolution."
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
My heart is blinking 12:00
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM