Dal
@deadonthepage.bsky.social
Cross-typical, karmically balanced and vaguely bewildered. Writer and horror fiend. Cringe but free.
Don't let this face fool you. He's an absolute menace
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Don't let this face fool you. He's an absolute menace
"Would you like to download this image again?"
I have never downloaded this image in my life, but thanks, I'm sure it'll be great to scroll through my 6000 saved pictures to find where you randomly placed this one
I have never downloaded this image in my life, but thanks, I'm sure it'll be great to scroll through my 6000 saved pictures to find where you randomly placed this one
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM
"Would you like to download this image again?"
I have never downloaded this image in my life, but thanks, I'm sure it'll be great to scroll through my 6000 saved pictures to find where you randomly placed this one
I have never downloaded this image in my life, but thanks, I'm sure it'll be great to scroll through my 6000 saved pictures to find where you randomly placed this one
Making a D&D character who is a gnome named Chomsky, and he's studying, like, the linguistic components of how magic works
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Making a D&D character who is a gnome named Chomsky, and he's studying, like, the linguistic components of how magic works
Oh fantastic. Just what we needed.
"Just a McDouble, no pickles."
"I didn't understand that, but I think you meant the Limited Edition McDoogler Moogler Meal™️. Remember, at McDonald's, you're not just eating - your're starting a culinary revolution."
"Just a McDouble, no pickles."
"I didn't understand that, but I think you meant the Limited Edition McDoogler Moogler Meal™️. Remember, at McDonald's, you're not just eating - your're starting a culinary revolution."
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oh fantastic. Just what we needed.
"Just a McDouble, no pickles."
"I didn't understand that, but I think you meant the Limited Edition McDoogler Moogler Meal™️. Remember, at McDonald's, you're not just eating - your're starting a culinary revolution."
"Just a McDouble, no pickles."
"I didn't understand that, but I think you meant the Limited Edition McDoogler Moogler Meal™️. Remember, at McDonald's, you're not just eating - your're starting a culinary revolution."
My heart is blinking 12:00
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My heart is blinking 12:00