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Thank God all the cool people came here too.
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
We want them gone and you know it. You’re not helping anything by trying to play nice, because they never do.
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Strange Darling was very funny, so I’m confident
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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A24's TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

Deadline reports that A24 is developing a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TV series from JT Mollner (Strange Darling).

Glen Powell is producing, along with Spooky Pictures.

The site notes, "A movie is also in early development with the same producing team & ImageNation."
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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So the “elected” President with his elected majority House and Senate says they have to takeover elections because Dems cheat. Make that argument make sense.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Any politician who survives this has to know that “You did not vote to abolish ICE in 2026!” Is going to be a career-ending sentence on a debate stage in 10-15 years.

Not a single person in power right now’s career will survive that sentence on live TV.
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Thank you, I’ve been wanting to use this gif but I knew it’d be completely misread
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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“It’s just weird to see a toddler in a pink onesie getting their eyes washed out from tear gas, you know?”
New — I spoke to eight people who were present at the ICE protest on Saturday in Portland, Oregon when federal agents deployed tear gas and rubber bullets into a crowd of families, children, elderly and disabled people, and their pets.

These are their stories:
What it's like to see ICE tear gas kids
Attendees at a Portland, OR protest describe a vicious, unprovoked and sudden attack
www.thehandbasket.co
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Even if you ignore the disgusting nature of digital de-aging in general, these actors are still three of the hottest people in the world, why mess with perfection?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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We could forcibly divest less than 500 people of the majority of their wealth and improve the entire world while still leaving those people more money than they could spend in a single lifetime.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Alright, this is the first one I thought might be real
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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this admin has impeccable comedic timing in the sense that everyone immediately does the worst possible thing they could do given their job title, e.g. that head of info security who put a bunch of classified files into web chatGPT, or the director of intelligence doing whatever this ends up being
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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"Among the hires at CBS News announced by Weiss is a doctor who claims he reduced his biological age by 20 years with cold plunges; that cod liver oil treats autism; and that Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with supplements he sells on his online store."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Bari Weiss’s new CBS hires include ‘germ theory denialist’ doctor
Dr Mark Hyman, who claimed he reduced his biological age by 20 years, brought on as a contributor
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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ELON MUSK TO PUBLIC IN 2025:

“Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.”

ELON MUSK TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN THREE YEARS EARLIER:

“What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Btw, I am working under the presumption that this Epstein drop is heavily fucked with, as to leave no trace of Trump in it on purpose. So it's interesting to me what and who remains in this drop, and who they therefore deem disposable. Elon, obviously, but maybe Melania?
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Wait, you mean the billionaire neo-Nazi that owns CSAM generating bot attended Epstein's child rape parties? Shocked face.
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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MINNEAPOLIS: “Thousands and thousands— the people of Minneapolis are not letting up. Despite Tom Homan saying there’s a drawdown, these people don’t believe it. They want ICE OUT COMPLETELY.”
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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The United States is genuinely run by pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM