Disastro
@deadastroman.bsky.social
Journalist irl; pop culture opinion-haver on social media. Also you just brought piss to a shit fight probably.
Partial list of nicknames for my cat whose name is Ruby:
Rhubarb
Ruby Can’t Fail
Ruby SoHo
Ruby Tuesday
Ruby Two Shoes
Rubatoid Arthritis
Rube Goldberg Machine
Rube Bader Ginsburg
Rubarbara Streisand
Rubarbara Walters
Rubarbarella
Ruby Toot-Toot
La Roux
Ruby Dooby Doo
Laruru
Rutabaga
MacRuber
Rhubarb
Ruby Can’t Fail
Ruby SoHo
Ruby Tuesday
Ruby Two Shoes
Rubatoid Arthritis
Rube Goldberg Machine
Rube Bader Ginsburg
Rubarbara Streisand
Rubarbara Walters
Rubarbarella
Ruby Toot-Toot
La Roux
Ruby Dooby Doo
Laruru
Rutabaga
MacRuber
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Partial list of nicknames for my cat whose name is Ruby:
Rhubarb
Ruby Can’t Fail
Ruby SoHo
Ruby Tuesday
Ruby Two Shoes
Rubatoid Arthritis
Rube Goldberg Machine
Rube Bader Ginsburg
Rubarbara Streisand
Rubarbara Walters
Rubarbarella
Ruby Toot-Toot
La Roux
Ruby Dooby Doo
Laruru
Rutabaga
MacRuber
Rhubarb
Ruby Can’t Fail
Ruby SoHo
Ruby Tuesday
Ruby Two Shoes
Rubatoid Arthritis
Rube Goldberg Machine
Rube Bader Ginsburg
Rubarbara Streisand
Rubarbara Walters
Rubarbarella
Ruby Toot-Toot
La Roux
Ruby Dooby Doo
Laruru
Rutabaga
MacRuber
Finished this. And look, it’s not for everyone, but despite it being a rough read emotionally, I have to say, I just loved it. Loved it. It didn’t release my attention for a moment.
It’s sadder than you could possibly imagine, but — damn good book.
It’s sadder than you could possibly imagine, but — damn good book.
February 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Finished this. And look, it’s not for everyone, but despite it being a rough read emotionally, I have to say, I just loved it. Loved it. It didn’t release my attention for a moment.
It’s sadder than you could possibly imagine, but — damn good book.
It’s sadder than you could possibly imagine, but — damn good book.
Casting this in my head as I go…
Jude: Harry Lawtey
Willem: Jacob Elordi
JB: David Jonsson
Malcolm: Jharrel Jerome
(I know JB is supposed to be “fat”/“chubby,” and yet and I have cast someone who is exceptionally fit, but that’s just who came to mind.)
Jude: Harry Lawtey
Willem: Jacob Elordi
JB: David Jonsson
Malcolm: Jharrel Jerome
(I know JB is supposed to be “fat”/“chubby,” and yet and I have cast someone who is exceptionally fit, but that’s just who came to mind.)
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Casting this in my head as I go…
Jude: Harry Lawtey
Willem: Jacob Elordi
JB: David Jonsson
Malcolm: Jharrel Jerome
(I know JB is supposed to be “fat”/“chubby,” and yet and I have cast someone who is exceptionally fit, but that’s just who came to mind.)
Jude: Harry Lawtey
Willem: Jacob Elordi
JB: David Jonsson
Malcolm: Jharrel Jerome
(I know JB is supposed to be “fat”/“chubby,” and yet and I have cast someone who is exceptionally fit, but that’s just who came to mind.)
Halfway through this. Yikes.
It has totally captured my attention, and it’s been an addictive read thus far. But I think it’s about to get hell of a lot harder to get through.
It has totally captured my attention, and it’s been an addictive read thus far. But I think it’s about to get hell of a lot harder to get through.
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Halfway through this. Yikes.
It has totally captured my attention, and it’s been an addictive read thus far. But I think it’s about to get hell of a lot harder to get through.
It has totally captured my attention, and it’s been an addictive read thus far. But I think it’s about to get hell of a lot harder to get through.
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Well holy fuckin shit
January 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Well holy fuckin shit
Well this was sadly not great. Or even good.
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Well this was sadly not great. Or even good.
Do you want to see your horror villains ice-skating after people on ice skates made of ice, wielding axes like hockey pucks? Well then boy do I have the terrible movie for you.
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Do you want to see your horror villains ice-skating after people on ice skates made of ice, wielding axes like hockey pucks? Well then boy do I have the terrible movie for you.
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We made a comic about new tricks.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We made a comic about new tricks.
Update: 70% of the way through this and the Zionism stuff has toned down, but sadly the book just kinda isn’t great irrespective of that.
I’m hoping that by the end of this John Irving shows me that it’s possible to be a friend of Israel and also have sufficient empathy for the Palestinian people and outrage over the genocide being committed against them.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Update: 70% of the way through this and the Zionism stuff has toned down, but sadly the book just kinda isn’t great irrespective of that.
You’re not going to believe this but my cat fucking LOVES Foreigner
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
You’re not going to believe this but my cat fucking LOVES Foreigner
A radio station that only plays hits from the ‘60s and ‘80s
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
A radio station that only plays hits from the ‘60s and ‘80s
ILLUSIONIST, Michael!
a man riding a segway in a construction site
ALT: a man riding a segway in a construction site
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
ILLUSIONIST, Michael!
Last movie you tried to watch that was so fucking bad you couldn’t finish it?
For me it was this rank turd.
For me it was this rank turd.
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Last movie you tried to watch that was so fucking bad you couldn’t finish it?
For me it was this rank turd.
For me it was this rank turd.
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I’m hoping that by the end of this John Irving shows me that it’s possible to be a friend of Israel and also have sufficient empathy for the Palestinian people and outrage over the genocide being committed against them.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m hoping that by the end of this John Irving shows me that it’s possible to be a friend of Israel and also have sufficient empathy for the Palestinian people and outrage over the genocide being committed against them.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
I’m really hoping Irving pulls this one off somehow.
Just watched for the first time.
Good movie! But why did Gene Hackman’s Little Bill, a known killer, care so much about preventing other killers from killing other-OTHER killers he had no loyalty or connection to?
Bit of a plot hole there if I do say so myself.
Good movie! But why did Gene Hackman’s Little Bill, a known killer, care so much about preventing other killers from killing other-OTHER killers he had no loyalty or connection to?
Bit of a plot hole there if I do say so myself.
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Just watched for the first time.
Good movie! But why did Gene Hackman’s Little Bill, a known killer, care so much about preventing other killers from killing other-OTHER killers he had no loyalty or connection to?
Bit of a plot hole there if I do say so myself.
Good movie! But why did Gene Hackman’s Little Bill, a known killer, care so much about preventing other killers from killing other-OTHER killers he had no loyalty or connection to?
Bit of a plot hole there if I do say so myself.
Wow there is a lot of stuff about Zionism in this book and I’m only 100 pages in.
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Wow there is a lot of stuff about Zionism in this book and I’m only 100 pages in.
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Now reading the new one by my favorite author!
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
This will be my *does math* ninth or tenth (?) Irving book, and I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time.
I’m not a picky or cheap shopper — like, I’ve been known to spend too much on clothes, too often — but like why the fuck does this light jacket cost this much money?
For this price, this thing had better be keeping me warm even when I’m not wearing it.
For this price, this thing had better be keeping me warm even when I’m not wearing it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I’m not a picky or cheap shopper — like, I’ve been known to spend too much on clothes, too often — but like why the fuck does this light jacket cost this much money?
For this price, this thing had better be keeping me warm even when I’m not wearing it.
For this price, this thing had better be keeping me warm even when I’m not wearing it.
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Well no one was a goddamn bit of help on this, that’s for sure.
Heard a song in a cafe and I know it but I can’t place it. It’s a rock song and in the chorus it says “I don’t really know” and something like “feels like paradise”
Sounds almost like the Screaming Trees but that’s not it.
Help?
Sounds almost like the Screaming Trees but that’s not it.
Help?
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Well no one was a goddamn bit of help on this, that’s for sure.
Whenever I read Chair Company analysis I feel like I’m being gaslit because nobody seems to get that everything in this show is sweet, glorious, ridiculous nonsense.
Also this reads like satire, because what the fuck do you mean THAT sounds too neat and tidy 😭
Also this reads like satire, because what the fuck do you mean THAT sounds too neat and tidy 😭
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Whenever I read Chair Company analysis I feel like I’m being gaslit because nobody seems to get that everything in this show is sweet, glorious, ridiculous nonsense.
Also this reads like satire, because what the fuck do you mean THAT sounds too neat and tidy 😭
Also this reads like satire, because what the fuck do you mean THAT sounds too neat and tidy 😭