David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
I need a jeevacation@gmail.com **from** this jeevacation@gmail.com.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I need a jeevacation@gmail.com **from** this jeevacation@gmail.com.
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
[Youth pastor voice] "You know who else could be saved by Romans?"
New: Dale Romans is running for the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Kentucky.
The 59-y/o horse trainer has lifetime winnings of $127M. He thinks a Manchin-esque approach to governing could win over KY.
“I would like to be just like he was in Washington.”
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
The 59-y/o horse trainer has lifetime winnings of $127M. He thinks a Manchin-esque approach to governing could win over KY.
“I would like to be just like he was in Washington.”
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Kentucky horse trainer, ‘centrist’ Democrat Dale Romans to run for US Senate
“I would like to be just like he was in Washington,” the new candidate said of former West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin.
www.kentucky.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[Youth pastor voice] "You know who else could be saved by Romans?"
You can configure Outlook to make all of your outgoing emails be "high importance."
Any person who does this is The Biggest Asshole At Work. I have never, in my entire life, known a single exception to this rule.
Any person who does this is The Biggest Asshole At Work. I have never, in my entire life, known a single exception to this rule.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You can configure Outlook to make all of your outgoing emails be "high importance."
Any person who does this is The Biggest Asshole At Work. I have never, in my entire life, known a single exception to this rule.
Any person who does this is The Biggest Asshole At Work. I have never, in my entire life, known a single exception to this rule.
These are just comically incriminating. Good Lord.
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
These are just comically incriminating. Good Lord.
Saying this in the "Game over, man, game over!" voice.
Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Saying this in the "Game over, man, game over!" voice.
The James Bond people could always just remaster "Goldeneye" and put that in theaters. I'd watch it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The James Bond people could always just remaster "Goldeneye" and put that in theaters. I'd watch it.
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
Go look at the sky! I can't see shit, but go try!
WOW!
If it's dark where you are, look for aurora right now!
If it's dark where you are, look for aurora right now!
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Go look at the sky! I can't see shit, but go try!
I have fewer than ten total photos of myself in uniform, despite serving for four full years. Here are two of them.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have fewer than ten total photos of myself in uniform, despite serving for four full years. Here are two of them.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
This is a terrible time to admit that for nearly twenty years, I have consistently said "Jeanne Shaheen" the way Sheryl Crow sings "Steve McQueen." But NO MORE!
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is a terrible time to admit that for nearly twenty years, I have consistently said "Jeanne Shaheen" the way Sheryl Crow sings "Steve McQueen." But NO MORE!
You might like it when the temperature drops 30 degrees in one day. But folks, I don't like it one bit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You might like it when the temperature drops 30 degrees in one day. But folks, I don't like it one bit.
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Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
The fact that New Glenn is going to launch a payload before Starship does is very funny.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The fact that New Glenn is going to launch a payload before Starship does is very funny.
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"Bugonia" is a good as hell movie. They oughtta should make more of 'em like that.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Bugonia" is a good as hell movie. They oughtta should make more of 'em like that.
Meanwhile, I'm working on my own expose about how TOMMY Talarico actually follows several Instagram accounts that are not associated with OnlyFans.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Meanwhile, I'm working on my own expose about how TOMMY Talarico actually follows several Instagram accounts that are not associated with OnlyFans.
For my fifteenth birthday, I begged my parents to get me a ticket to go see my hero Michael Jordan play during his last season with the Wizards. They did, and so I got to see the historic game in which he scored his career low six points in a loss to the Pacers.
Anyway, my birthday is next week.
Anyway, my birthday is next week.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For my fifteenth birthday, I begged my parents to get me a ticket to go see my hero Michael Jordan play during his last season with the Wizards. They did, and so I got to see the historic game in which he scored his career low six points in a loss to the Pacers.
Anyway, my birthday is next week.
Anyway, my birthday is next week.
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Men only want 2 things.
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Men only want 2 things.
You ever think about how HAL 9000 was the first character in the Western canon to actually go to Jupiter to get more stupider?
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You ever think about how HAL 9000 was the first character in the Western canon to actually go to Jupiter to get more stupider?
I think it's neat how Audible removed "Nixonland," so now I have books number 1, 3, and 4 in a series, despite paying for all four. That's The Free Market, baby.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think it's neat how Audible removed "Nixonland," so now I have books number 1, 3, and 4 in a series, despite paying for all four. That's The Free Market, baby.
Wow I can't believe Sony made a movie about you.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Wow I can't believe Sony made a movie about you.
Holy shit, this Louisville news is insane. I got a shelter-in-place email from U of L* out of nowhere, which is how I found out. Sending up some prayers.
*I am not in Louisville.
*I am not in Louisville.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Holy shit, this Louisville news is insane. I got a shelter-in-place email from U of L* out of nowhere, which is how I found out. Sending up some prayers.
*I am not in Louisville.
*I am not in Louisville.
Remembering the better times in the Cuomosphere.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Remembering the better times in the Cuomosphere.
Dick Cheney sucked ass.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dick Cheney sucked ass.