David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
Coast-to-coast MACtion! We did it!
NEWS: The MAC has voted to add Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member, @RossDellenger reports👀
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Coast-to-coast MACtion! We did it!
They don't make movies like "Blue Chips" anymore.
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They don't make movies like "Blue Chips" anymore.
They should make basketball coaches wear suits again.
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
They should make basketball coaches wear suits again.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
Roses are red
The dot is pale blue
Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam
From a distance of forty AU
🧪 🔭 🌍
The dot is pale blue
Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam
From a distance of forty AU
🧪 🔭 🌍
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Roses are red
The dot is pale blue
Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam
From a distance of forty AU
🧪 🔭 🌍
The dot is pale blue
Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam
From a distance of forty AU
🧪 🔭 🌍
Type of shit I've been on.
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Type of shit I've been on.
Olympic ice dancers going with a medley that goes from "Wild Mountain Thyme" on bagpipes into "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" into "The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond" into "Scotland the Brave."
ME: "So I take it these guys are French?"
MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."
ME: "So I take it these guys are French?"
MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Olympic ice dancers going with a medley that goes from "Wild Mountain Thyme" on bagpipes into "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" into "The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond" into "Scotland the Brave."
ME: "So I take it these guys are French?"
MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."
ME: "So I take it these guys are French?"
MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."
They renamed Georgetown Community Hospital to Centerpoint Health Georgetown, perhaps due to DEI/Woke.
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
They renamed Georgetown Community Hospital to Centerpoint Health Georgetown, perhaps due to DEI/Woke.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
Bag holders can, should, must, and will short the moon
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Bag holders can, should, must, and will short the moon
git add __pycache__
git commit --amend -m "add pycache"
git push --force
git commit --amend -m "add pycache"
git push --force
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
git add __pycache__
git commit --amend -m "add pycache"
git push --force
git commit --amend -m "add pycache"
git push --force
It's always the ones you most expect.
Lawrence Krauss being endearing again: "good news btw is that woman on conciliation committee seems like a sweetie.. she is old…. not some young metoo bitch."
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It's always the ones you most expect.
A new bit I've committed to is whenever a Bob Dylan song comes on, I refer to it as "a Nobel Prize-winning song."
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
A new bit I've committed to is whenever a Bob Dylan song comes on, I refer to it as "a Nobel Prize-winning song."
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template
A cool thing about my phone is that if I have the ringer turned on, the phone makes a sound every time I send a text message, and there's no way to turn it off. Good feature.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
A cool thing about my phone is that if I have the ringer turned on, the phone makes a sound every time I send a text message, and there's no way to turn it off. Good feature.
I'm back caretakin' at my mom's, and she watches fourteen hours of television a day, and the Andy Barr white pride commercial comes on TV so damn much.
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I'm back caretakin' at my mom's, and she watches fourteen hours of television a day, and the Andy Barr white pride commercial comes on TV so damn much.
The Bluesky map put me into "spaceflight enthusiasts" and not "professional astronautical community," presumably because it's assuming that I'm about to be fired.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The Bluesky map put me into "spaceflight enthusiasts" and not "professional astronautical community," presumably because it's assuming that I'm about to be fired.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
I just talked to my buddy who works in advertising, and he told me that the commercials for "the big game" that come out around the time of the Super Bowl is no coincidence. They do it on purpose.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I just talked to my buddy who works in advertising, and he told me that the commercials for "the big game" that come out around the time of the Super Bowl is no coincidence. They do it on purpose.
One thing that sucks ass is that this guy is still CLEARLY the best choice in that primary.
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One thing that sucks ass is that this guy is still CLEARLY the best choice in that primary.
You know how every day the sunrise time is a little different than the last day? That phenomenon is known as "delta dawn."
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
You know how every day the sunrise time is a little different than the last day? That phenomenon is known as "delta dawn."
Gonzaga:
"Join the WAC"
Second World War women's recruitment poster contributed by Wamsutta Mills, New Bedford. USA, ca. 1943.
Ref E.975-2004, V & A Museum.
Second World War women's recruitment poster contributed by Wamsutta Mills, New Bedford. USA, ca. 1943.
Ref E.975-2004, V & A Museum.
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Gonzaga:
These days many people are taking Ozempic, but few are watching the winter Olympic.
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
These days many people are taking Ozempic, but few are watching the winter Olympic.
The person who first put trigonometry on GitHub committed the original sin.
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The person who first put trigonometry on GitHub committed the original sin.
Democracy Dies In Darkness [and We're Turning Off the Lights]
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Democracy Dies In Darkness [and We're Turning Off the Lights]
"Yes, it's possible to be in love with two women at once. Haven't you ever read Archie Comics?"
-Jack Donaghy
-Jack Donaghy
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
"Yes, it's possible to be in love with two women at once. Haven't you ever read Archie Comics?"
-Jack Donaghy
-Jack Donaghy