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High-functioning idiot.
Writing software the hard way.
Feedly platform monkey.
Writing software the hard way.
Feedly platform monkey.
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Nostalgia is a death cult.
The existence of the Demon Core implies an Angel Core could be built.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The existence of the Demon Core implies an Angel Core could be built.
From the Department of Research on Existential Anxiety Disorder
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Existential Researchers Teach Rat To Run Forever Through Exitless Maze
PARIS—In what has been hailed as a breakthrough in how one must confront the sheer nothingness that pervades all being, existential researchers at the Collège international de philosophie announced Th...
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November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
From the Department of Research on Existential Anxiety Disorder
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Me: nostalgia is a death cult
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Me: nostalgia is a death cult
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What is it like inside your head?
I'm genuinely excited about this, and I hope he wins. Scott has been a champion for housing, transit, LGBT rights and the city, and an energetic leader in the CA senate. He would be a great representative!
I'm running for Congress to defend San Francisco, our people, our values, and our Constitution. 💪
Let’s build the future our city and country deserve. Join me at the link in bio!
Let’s build the future our city and country deserve. Join me at the link in bio!
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm genuinely excited about this, and I hope he wins. Scott has been a champion for housing, transit, LGBT rights and the city, and an energetic leader in the CA senate. He would be a great representative!
While cleaning my car I found an old mp3 player I had forgotten about.
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
While cleaning my car I found an old mp3 player I had forgotten about.
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
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The weekend is here!
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The weekend is here!
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
Note the imbalance: aura farming has 3 win slots, while shitposting and acting normal only have 2.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
October 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Note the imbalance: aura farming has 3 win slots, while shitposting and acting normal only have 2.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
Canned cod liver.
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Canned cod liver.
Ten years ago
October 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ten years ago
Underworld is a band that wrote some absolute era-defining bangers in the 90s, realized they were probably never going to top that, and decided to just live off their best beats. And I fully respect that.
"Born slippy" is a gen-X anthem.
on.soundcloud.com/ApdWm2mjGOKR...
"Born slippy" is a gen-X anthem.
on.soundcloud.com/ApdWm2mjGOKR...
Underworld | Boiler Room: London
The long-awaited Boiler Room debut from UK rave legends, Underworld, live from London.
Few acts in electronic music hold the weight of history in the same way Underworld do.
Surging from the late
soundcloud.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Underworld is a band that wrote some absolute era-defining bangers in the 90s, realized they were probably never going to top that, and decided to just live off their best beats. And I fully respect that.
"Born slippy" is a gen-X anthem.
on.soundcloud.com/ApdWm2mjGOKR...
"Born slippy" is a gen-X anthem.
on.soundcloud.com/ApdWm2mjGOKR...
Ichiko Aoba | Into The Great Wide Open | Vrije Geluiden
YouTube video by vrije geluiden
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"Seventy percent of the 20 most destructive wildfires in state history have burned since 2017, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection."
www.latimes.com/homeless-hou...
www.latimes.com/homeless-hou...
22,500 homes lost. Over five years later, only 38% rebuilt: What California fire survivors face
Just 38% of the 22,500 homes burned down in California's five most destructive wildfires from 2017 to 2020 have been rebuilt, The Times found.
www.latimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Seventy percent of the 20 most destructive wildfires in state history have burned since 2017, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection."
www.latimes.com/homeless-hou...
www.latimes.com/homeless-hou...
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Today's email from @theonion.com contained 3 jokes that made me laugh out loud.
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today's email from @theonion.com contained 3 jokes that made me laugh out loud.
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Happy 20th anniversary to this masterpiece, I feel so old lolsob
Also hands down the most magical concert I've ever attended (twice)
sigurros.bandcamp.com/album/takk-2...
Also hands down the most magical concert I've ever attended (twice)
sigurros.bandcamp.com/album/takk-2...
Takk... (20th Anniversary Remaster), by Sigur Rós
16 track album
sigurros.bandcamp.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to this masterpiece, I feel so old lolsob
Also hands down the most magical concert I've ever attended (twice)
sigurros.bandcamp.com/album/takk-2...
Also hands down the most magical concert I've ever attended (twice)
sigurros.bandcamp.com/album/takk-2...
Just saw a fabulous-looking service dog at DCA
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just saw a fabulous-looking service dog at DCA
Mr Trash Wheel!
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mr Trash Wheel!
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
my dad is also left-handed so there's also the possibility he pushed normal-baby-me into the mirror dimension.
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
September 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
my dad is also left-handed so there's also the possibility he pushed normal-baby-me into the mirror dimension.
> "RSS is designed to be processed by applications"
> writes code to fetch an RSS URL
> gets an HTML page back asking to prove it's not a robot
> writes code to fetch an RSS URL
> gets an HTML page back asking to prove it's not a robot
a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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September 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
> "RSS is designed to be processed by applications"
> writes code to fetch an RSS URL
> gets an HTML page back asking to prove it's not a robot
> writes code to fetch an RSS URL
> gets an HTML page back asking to prove it's not a robot
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Crime is happening somewhere! I scrolled by a carjacking snuff film that looked eerily like Russian dashcam footage but was labeled as "Deep Baltimore."
But where I am? Lol no. No crime happening here. Anyway we must stop the crime that is constantly, vaguely happening in any and all elsewheres.
But where I am? Lol no. No crime happening here. Anyway we must stop the crime that is constantly, vaguely happening in any and all elsewheres.
September 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Crime is happening somewhere! I scrolled by a carjacking snuff film that looked eerily like Russian dashcam footage but was labeled as "Deep Baltimore."
But where I am? Lol no. No crime happening here. Anyway we must stop the crime that is constantly, vaguely happening in any and all elsewheres.
But where I am? Lol no. No crime happening here. Anyway we must stop the crime that is constantly, vaguely happening in any and all elsewheres.
Hmm yeah totally not a scam call I'm sure
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hmm yeah totally not a scam call I'm sure