DB Mittens
@dbmittens.bsky.social
Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player.
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Laura Loomer is a creature of alien origin.
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Laura Loomer is a creature of alien origin.
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Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
I actually got a Christmas gift order put on indefinite hold by Canadian customs. Much thanks to the economy fucker in chief.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I actually got a Christmas gift order put on indefinite hold by Canadian customs. Much thanks to the economy fucker in chief.
My essential health care is free because I'm an American.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My essential health care is free because I'm an American.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
Why the hell wouldn't we want to be able to say that? Everyone else can say it.
A tiny kitten tried to run across the street when we were stopped at the light at Wm Cannon and 290. It got hit and dragged itself back to the median. I'm so upset that I couldn't get to it to help.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A tiny kitten tried to run across the street when we were stopped at the light at Wm Cannon and 290. It got hit and dragged itself back to the median. I'm so upset that I couldn't get to it to help.
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This has got a good beat to it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This has got a good beat to it.
I'd rather shout back, "STFU lard ass!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'd rather shout back, "STFU lard ass!"
There must be someone who could leak the Epstein files and put an end to this prolonged constipation.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There must be someone who could leak the Epstein files and put an end to this prolonged constipation.
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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.
77 million people voted for this.
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Imagine if America's smartest engineers and techies were devoting their brain power to things that would really help humanity.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine if America's smartest engineers and techies were devoting their brain power to things that would really help humanity.
Retirement. Practice on the grand piano for 2 hours, or nap for 2 hours and practice on the digital piano all fukn night.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Retirement. Practice on the grand piano for 2 hours, or nap for 2 hours and practice on the digital piano all fukn night.
So, Mike Johnson, you delayed until you can delay no more. What's your plan now?
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
So, Mike Johnson, you delayed until you can delay no more. What's your plan now?
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New Yorker Tuesday Nov 11 2025
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New Yorker Tuesday Nov 11 2025
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I got sick of people denying that January 6 was a coup, so I made this video. youtube.com/shorts/SNaYz...
The Green Bay Sweep: How Donald Trump Attempted a Coup
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got sick of people denying that January 6 was a coup, so I made this video. youtube.com/shorts/SNaYz...
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
I cannot support, or even imagine, using food as a weapon. Food is for eating, not fighting. One more reason I struggle with weight control.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I cannot support, or even imagine, using food as a weapon. Food is for eating, not fighting. One more reason I struggle with weight control.
Why would the A/C condensation drain line clog on November 5? Makes no sense.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Why would the A/C condensation drain line clog on November 5? Makes no sense.
Thinking of renovating the guest bath, but you can't get pink toilet paper anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Thinking of renovating the guest bath, but you can't get pink toilet paper anymore.
What does it mean that all of the significant election activity last night was coastal?
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What does it mean that all of the significant election activity last night was coastal?
How annoying is the conflation of veg* and gluten-free? Especially in recipes. About 4% of people in the US are vegan. About 0.7% have celiac disease. I'd guess at least 50% of vegan recipes are also gluten-free because why not burden two tiny, disjointed populations with each others' restrictions.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How annoying is the conflation of veg* and gluten-free? Especially in recipes. About 4% of people in the US are vegan. About 0.7% have celiac disease. I'd guess at least 50% of vegan recipes are also gluten-free because why not burden two tiny, disjointed populations with each others' restrictions.
If Trump figures a way to run for another term he can run against Obama.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If Trump figures a way to run for another term he can run against Obama.
Post Halloween, it feels like Saturday the 14th.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Post Halloween, it feels like Saturday the 14th.
What is this MSNBC Live shit that tried to get on my TV?
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What is this MSNBC Live shit that tried to get on my TV?
Trick-or-treat-traffic is up this year. Like five visits instead of one or two in past years. The burritos don't seem to be very popular.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trick-or-treat-traffic is up this year. Like five visits instead of one or two in past years. The burritos don't seem to be very popular.