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DB Mittens
@dbmittens.bsky.social
Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player.

Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
From the archives.
October 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Printed a micro SD holder
September 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Saute vegetable dump pizza. Take all your vegetables out of the frig. Saute them, dump on a sauced pizza crust, bake.
August 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Husband leaving these coagulated Fritos for me to see as if I'm shopping incompetently. He has hyponatremia, which is like being medically deficient in bacon.
August 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Went to Casa de Luz East community table dinner tonight. Amazingly delicious and healthiest fare in Austin. Met some really nice people.
August 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
June 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is Hondo. He is a sweetie. We don't know how old he is, so we just say "very." He is toothless, nearly blind, and he likes chicken sausages.
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Today is buy nothing day. Every day is buy no Amazon day.
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The purpose of the Republican party is to keep this line rising.
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
World's richest man and greatest nogoodnik.
February 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
December 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM