DB Mittens
@dbmittens.bsky.social
Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player.
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Didn't realize my usual breakfast is a classic.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Didn't realize my usual breakfast is a classic.
more peanut butter
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
more peanut butter
I won't be happy until I can turn the channel because I hate what's on and an alarm goes off in an office in Los Angeles or New York.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I won't be happy until I can turn the channel because I hate what's on and an alarm goes off in an office in Los Angeles or New York.
That kind of thing is my downfall. I don't do slowly well.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
That kind of thing is my downfall. I don't do slowly well.
DOJ vs The People, as usual
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DOJ vs The People, as usual
Invert for Trump during Biden years.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Invert for Trump during Biden years.
How not to write headline
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How not to write headline
That's how I feel when I leave the grocery store clutching the coupon I was supposed to hand to the cashier.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That's how I feel when I leave the grocery store clutching the coupon I was supposed to hand to the cashier.
Too bad it's a Bezos production.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Too bad it's a Bezos production.
I need my dental guard to gather stats. I don't want too wear so many night time appliances.
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I need my dental guard to gather stats. I don't want too wear so many night time appliances.
I'm gay and I can't help but sneak peeks at the very tightly wrapped women at the gym. I don't know to what extent a brain can be retrained. Or restrained.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm gay and I can't help but sneak peeks at the very tightly wrapped women at the gym. I don't know to what extent a brain can be retrained. Or restrained.
All we need is consensus.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
All we need is consensus.
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Release everything but the stuff about Dems. They're not investigating anything else.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Release everything but the stuff about Dems. They're not investigating anything else.
Let the DOJ block anything involving Dems, but release everything else. They're only investigating Dems.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let the DOJ block anything involving Dems, but release everything else. They're only investigating Dems.
Who owns instagram? Why would I use that platform?
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Who owns instagram? Why would I use that platform?
I think Huckabee Sanders was the most offensive Trump liar, personally.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think Huckabee Sanders was the most offensive Trump liar, personally.