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Port-fol-io...wot's that all abaht then.!? #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Port-fol-io...wot's that all abaht then.!? #TheArchers
These beavers are presumably going to end up making a miniature vaulting horse and using it to hide their tunneling efforts in a bid to escape, aren't they.!? #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
These beavers are presumably going to end up making a miniature vaulting horse and using it to hide their tunneling efforts in a bid to escape, aren't they.!? #TheArchers
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You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
#HMHB
#TheArchers
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
#HMHB
#TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
#HMHB
#TheArchers
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
#HMHB
#TheArchers
A whirlwind in cheesecloth...line of the week so far for me.!! #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A whirlwind in cheesecloth...line of the week so far for me.!! #TheArchers
Brian's got gout.!? Ouch... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Brian's got gout.!? Ouch... #TheArchers
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George: “Fancy a sh*g?”
Amber: “No thanks.”
*doorbell*
Swiss Toni: “Delivering mail is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You’ve got to lick it, seal it, then push it firmly into the letterbox.” #TheArchers #TheFastShow #SwissToni
Amber: “No thanks.”
*doorbell*
Swiss Toni: “Delivering mail is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You’ve got to lick it, seal it, then push it firmly into the letterbox.” #TheArchers #TheFastShow #SwissToni
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Yes, we've got a chained up grizzly bear to stop the beavers getting away downstream... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yes, we've got a chained up grizzly bear to stop the beavers getting away downstream... #TheArchers
Sorry, what's this enclosure being built for...oh, is it the beavers? #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sorry, what's this enclosure being built for...oh, is it the beavers? #TheArchers
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November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Whoever is playing Amber's dad sounds like he is an alumnus of the Harry Enfield Drama School... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Whoever is playing Amber's dad sounds like he is an alumnus of the Harry Enfield Drama School... #TheArchers
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November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Amber's dad's a car dealer.!? Tread careful George, when I worked in the motor trade many years ago it wasn't unknown for dealers to be accompanied wherever they went by big blokes wearing specially tailored overcoats even in summer, sawn-offs tucked into their lengthened pockets... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Amber's dad's a car dealer.!? Tread careful George, when I worked in the motor trade many years ago it wasn't unknown for dealers to be accompanied wherever they went by big blokes wearing specially tailored overcoats even in summer, sawn-offs tucked into their lengthened pockets... #TheArchers
Something a bit different for Christmas at Lower Loxley.!? It's Jesus, isn't it...they've persuaded Jesus to come back down from heaven.!?! #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Something a bit different for Christmas at Lower Loxley.!? It's Jesus, isn't it...they've persuaded Jesus to come back down from heaven.!?! #TheArchers
No George, you're not that bad...any parent would be overjoyed to see you marry their daughter.!! #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
No George, you're not that bad...any parent would be overjoyed to see you marry their daughter.!! #TheArchers
So how's George going to prove his love for Amber...shave his hair off and get a picture of her face tattooed on the back of his head.!? Nothing says I love you more that... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
So how's George going to prove his love for Amber...shave his hair off and get a picture of her face tattooed on the back of his head.!? Nothing says I love you more that... #TheArchers
This morning's #TheArchers omnibus is brought to you courtesy of the British Association of People Carrier Manufacturers and Traders... remember folks, it's not a proper family holiday if you're not all jammed into a cramped vehicle for a few hours to get there.!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This morning's #TheArchers omnibus is brought to you courtesy of the British Association of People Carrier Manufacturers and Traders... remember folks, it's not a proper family holiday if you're not all jammed into a cramped vehicle for a few hours to get there.!!
So this Scotland shindig...will Brian be there with Miranda and Lillian with Justin? #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
So this Scotland shindig...will Brian be there with Miranda and Lillian with Justin? #TheArchers
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If I was upduffed with Kate's grandchild, I'd be in the witness protection program. #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Phoebe's coming.!? And she's with child.!?! #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Phoebe's coming.!? And she's with child.!?! #TheArchers
And presumably the farm insurance doesn't cover old blokes trying to help out, eh Ruth.!? #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And presumably the farm insurance doesn't cover old blokes trying to help out, eh Ruth.!? #TheArchers
For at the taking off of the tabards and the opening up of the shop we will remember them, eh Susan... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
For at the taking off of the tabards and the opening up of the shop we will remember them, eh Susan... #TheArchers
Goose fat.!? On a Sunday.!?! Oh, hang on... #TheArchers
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Goose fat.!? On a Sunday.!?! Oh, hang on... #TheArchers
Archers-istas ready.!? #TheArchers ready.!? Let's do this.!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Archers-istas ready.!? #TheArchers ready.!? Let's do this.!!
Oh no, been caught out by Remembrance Sunday, forgot that this is the day that #thearchers omnibus listeners commemorate the dead of two world wars and countless conflicts since by tuning their radios in earlier than usual...I am still enjoying my post exercise coffee while out and about.!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Oh no, been caught out by Remembrance Sunday, forgot that this is the day that #thearchers omnibus listeners commemorate the dead of two world wars and countless conflicts since by tuning their radios in earlier than usual...I am still enjoying my post exercise coffee while out and about.!!
Scallywags.!? There's a word you don't hear very often these days.!! #TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Scallywags.!? There's a word you don't hear very often these days.!! #TheArchers