David Bass
@davidbasswrites.bsky.social
Comedy Screenwriter. ISA finalist. Slated #2 on Top of the Charts. Page Awards QF. https://tinyurl.com/2w2nspmn
Citizen of the entire world, in the Socratic fashion. Resident of Raleigh, NC.
Citizen of the entire world, in the Socratic fashion. Resident of Raleigh, NC.
Tom Homan is a fascist.
There, fixed it.
There, fixed it.
Channeling @marisakabas.bsky.social, Tom Homan is a bitch.
Tom Homan on Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey: "They ought to be saying 'thank you.'"
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Tom Homan is a fascist.
There, fixed it.
There, fixed it.
Our court system is not working, especially the most important court.
There. Fixed it.
“Yet the administration has continued jailing people indefinitely even after courts ruled the policy was illegal.”
There. Fixed it.
“Yet the administration has continued jailing people indefinitely even after courts ruled the policy was illegal.”
Our court system is largely working, with the exception of the most important court
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
February 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Our court system is not working, especially the most important court.
There. Fixed it.
“Yet the administration has continued jailing people indefinitely even after courts ruled the policy was illegal.”
There. Fixed it.
“Yet the administration has continued jailing people indefinitely even after courts ruled the policy was illegal.”
@daysia.bsky.social #Popcornmeter isn’t the only game in town. Check out the audience reviews of #Melania on IMDb (which is owned by Amazon). Over 50k reviews and avg is 1.3/10
www.imdb.com/title/tt3529...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3529...
Melania (2026) ⭐ 1.3 | Documentary
1h 44m | PG
www.imdb.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@daysia.bsky.social #Popcornmeter isn’t the only game in town. Check out the audience reviews of #Melania on IMDb (which is owned by Amazon). Over 50k reviews and avg is 1.3/10
www.imdb.com/title/tt3529...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3529...
I guess this rules out Lake Flacid as a future host 🧐
If you really want a breezy Johnson…
[insert joke re hyaluronic acid injections here…]
www.bbc.com/sport/articl...
[insert joke re hyaluronic acid injections here…]
www.bbc.com/sport/articl...
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I guess this rules out Lake Flacid as a future host 🧐
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Might want to strengthen that prohibition against #ICE or #CBP or other #DHS personnel messing with polling places, seizing ballots or voting machines, etc.
Also speedy, enforceable, mandatory penalties for perjury or non-compliance w court orders.
Might want to strengthen that prohibition against #ICE or #CBP or other #DHS personnel messing with polling places, seizing ballots or voting machines, etc.
Also speedy, enforceable, mandatory penalties for perjury or non-compliance w court orders.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Might want to strengthen that prohibition against #ICE or #CBP or other #DHS personnel messing with polling places, seizing ballots or voting machines, etc.
Also speedy, enforceable, mandatory penalties for perjury or non-compliance w court orders.
Might want to strengthen that prohibition against #ICE or #CBP or other #DHS personnel messing with polling places, seizing ballots or voting machines, etc.
Also speedy, enforceable, mandatory penalties for perjury or non-compliance w court orders.
Monty Python and the Holy Sausage
Monty Python and the Sausage Grail
Sausage, Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Sausage and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Sausage Grail
Sausage, Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Sausage and the Holy Grail
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Sausage
Monty Python and the Sausage Grail
Sausage, Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Sausage and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Sausage Grail
Sausage, Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Sausage and the Holy Grail
Democrats moving to & clustering in large coastal cities exacerbates the GOP’s structural advantage.
Dems should migrate, en masse, from the reddest red states into the swingy-est swing states —> AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, WI to create a structural advantage.
Where we live matters!
Dems should migrate, en masse, from the reddest red states into the swingy-est swing states —> AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, WI to create a structural advantage.
Where we live matters!
If you read the piece, you'll see that one of the arguments made for Democrats moderating is that their base is disadvantaged in the Senate and Electoral College, while the GOP base is advantaged. That creates different incentives.
Also, their media universe is more partisan.
Also, their media universe is more partisan.
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Democrats moving to & clustering in large coastal cities exacerbates the GOP’s structural advantage.
Dems should migrate, en masse, from the reddest red states into the swingy-est swing states —> AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, WI to create a structural advantage.
Where we live matters!
Dems should migrate, en masse, from the reddest red states into the swingy-est swing states —> AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, WI to create a structural advantage.
Where we live matters!
This reads like a headline from The Onion. Pity the poor folks who write satire for a living now that reality and satire are indistinguishable.
A Federal judge in Oregon ruled that ICE can NOT use chemicals on protestors for exercising their 1st amendment rights.
youtu.be/gvL9ckyrDTM?...
youtu.be/gvL9ckyrDTM?...
BREAKING: Judge hits ICE agents with BRUTAL NEWS
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This reads like a headline from The Onion. Pity the poor folks who write satire for a living now that reality and satire are indistinguishable.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Two bagpipe players show up in identical kilts, and now it’s Pleated Rivalry.
Two Olympic biathletes hook up over BlueSky during the Winter Olympics, and now it's SKEETED RIFLERY.
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Two bagpipe players show up in identical kilts, and now it’s Pleated Rivalry.
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Outstanding essay!
1992: “It’s the economy, stupid!” tied all the other threads together for Bill Clinton’s campaign.
2026: “It’s fascism, stupid!” can do the same for all of us. The fact that the US is being run by fascists is the common denominator underlying everything we don’t like here.
1992: “It’s the economy, stupid!” tied all the other threads together for Bill Clinton’s campaign.
2026: “It’s fascism, stupid!” can do the same for all of us. The fact that the US is being run by fascists is the common denominator underlying everything we don’t like here.
In the wake of Renée Nicole Good's murder, can we finally talk about why Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and other so-called liberal institutions refuse to take on fascism?
Read "America Has a White Liberal Problem: Notes From a Screenwriter's Self-Exile": colehaddon.substack.com/p/america-wh...
Read "America Has a White Liberal Problem: Notes From a Screenwriter's Self-Exile": colehaddon.substack.com/p/america-wh...
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Outstanding essay!
1992: “It’s the economy, stupid!” tied all the other threads together for Bill Clinton’s campaign.
2026: “It’s fascism, stupid!” can do the same for all of us. The fact that the US is being run by fascists is the common denominator underlying everything we don’t like here.
1992: “It’s the economy, stupid!” tied all the other threads together for Bill Clinton’s campaign.
2026: “It’s fascism, stupid!” can do the same for all of us. The fact that the US is being run by fascists is the common denominator underlying everything we don’t like here.
1992: It’s the economy, stupid!
2026: It’s fascism, stupid!
2026: It’s fascism, stupid!
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
1992: It’s the economy, stupid!
2026: It’s fascism, stupid!
2026: It’s fascism, stupid!
If you see this, post an archer
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If you see this, post an archer
Make a. one film casual
COPPERFINGER
COPPERFINGER
Make a Bond film casual
FROM RUSSIA WITH A HINT OF ATTRACTION
FROM RUSSIA WITH A HINT OF ATTRACTION
Make a Bond film casual
DR. MAYBE
DR. MAYBE
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Make a. one film casual
COPPERFINGER
COPPERFINGER
It’s Human Rights Day!
Seriously though, only one day per year?
Seriously though, only one day per year?
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s Human Rights Day!
Seriously though, only one day per year?
Seriously though, only one day per year?
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity…
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity…
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
National Mason Jar Day (we need that!) and National Mousse Day.
I’ll have a Jar of Mousse please!
#ConversationStarters
I’ll have a Jar of Mousse please!
#ConversationStarters
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
National Mason Jar Day (we need that!) and National Mousse Day.
I’ll have a Jar of Mousse please!
#ConversationStarters
I’ll have a Jar of Mousse please!
#ConversationStarters
It’s National French Toast Day and I didn’t get any. 😢
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s National French Toast Day and I didn’t get any. 😢
Happy Thanksgiving.
Also… happy National Craft Jerky Day and Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Goes great with turkey (?)
Also… happy National Craft Jerky Day and Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Goes great with turkey (?)
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
Also… happy National Craft Jerky Day and Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Goes great with turkey (?)
Also… happy National Craft Jerky Day and Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Goes great with turkey (?)
It’s Blasé Day.
So?!?!
So?!?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s Blasé Day.
So?!?!
So?!?!
Today is National Sardines Day. Nothing fishy about that.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today is National Sardines Day. Nothing fishy about that.
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. A quick, dry wit
2. Outstanding fatherly advice
3. Not having many followers
1. A quick, dry wit
2. Outstanding fatherly advice
3. Not having many followers
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. profanity
2. my unrivaled interpretive dance skills
3. complaining about the day gig
1. profanity
2. my unrivaled interpretive dance skills
3. complaining about the day gig
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. swearing
2. animal photograph captions
3. generalising about my work
4. swearing
5. my inability to count
1. swearing
2. animal photograph captions
3. generalising about my work
4. swearing
5. my inability to count
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. A quick, dry wit
2. Outstanding fatherly advice
3. Not having many followers
1. A quick, dry wit
2. Outstanding fatherly advice
3. Not having many followers