A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
@daveyoufool.bsky.social
Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
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"Say thewe, El Stenogwapher. Does this "Mustard OS" goes good on a hot dog? 'Cause I could suwe go for some open sauces wight now."
"Sure, Homestar, why not? This is more The Cheat's area of expertise, anyway. I kinda checked out when computers started being able to display more than 256 colours."
"Sure, Homestar, why not? This is more The Cheat's area of expertise, anyway. I kinda checked out when computers started being able to display more than 256 colours."
if I had any lingering doubts about who the target demographic for retro handhelds was this theme would have shattered them
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Say thewe, El Stenogwapher. Does this "Mustard OS" goes good on a hot dog? 'Cause I could suwe go for some open sauces wight now."
"Sure, Homestar, why not? This is more The Cheat's area of expertise, anyway. I kinda checked out when computers started being able to display more than 256 colours."
"Sure, Homestar, why not? This is more The Cheat's area of expertise, anyway. I kinda checked out when computers started being able to display more than 256 colours."
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I love weird sweaters, but this one just makes me giggle. Should I get it? 🤭💕😻
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I love weird sweaters, but this one just makes me giggle. Should I get it? 🤭💕😻
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Boy, it is a good thing we all left Twitter behind so that folks could screengrab the absolute worst triggery shit from there and then post it over here for me to see over and over again as people outrage farm.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Boy, it is a good thing we all left Twitter behind so that folks could screengrab the absolute worst triggery shit from there and then post it over here for me to see over and over again as people outrage farm.
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Thomas The Tank Engine serves up some incredible bleak paired pages. Always loved the cocky American engine getting turned into a pump, the mountain locomotive falling off the cliff, the crushed brake van, the dismembered truck - but this is especially haunting for all steam enthusiasts:
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thomas The Tank Engine serves up some incredible bleak paired pages. Always loved the cocky American engine getting turned into a pump, the mountain locomotive falling off the cliff, the crushed brake van, the dismembered truck - but this is especially haunting for all steam enthusiasts:
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You ever look up at some mountains and think "man, fuck those mountains"
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You ever look up at some mountains and think "man, fuck those mountains"
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This merely made me smile...Not so easy these days.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This merely made me smile...Not so easy these days.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Travel has been monumental for my mental health this year.
…to clarify, I mean going to places in my city on my bike that I’ve never seen before. But I’m sure that being given a $fuckyoutillion stipend to get white girl wasted in Helsinki every weekend wouldn’t hurt either…?
…to clarify, I mean going to places in my city on my bike that I’ve never seen before. But I’m sure that being given a $fuckyoutillion stipend to get white girl wasted in Helsinki every weekend wouldn’t hurt either…?
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Travel has been monumental for my mental health this year.
…to clarify, I mean going to places in my city on my bike that I’ve never seen before. But I’m sure that being given a $fuckyoutillion stipend to get white girl wasted in Helsinki every weekend wouldn’t hurt either…?
…to clarify, I mean going to places in my city on my bike that I’ve never seen before. But I’m sure that being given a $fuckyoutillion stipend to get white girl wasted in Helsinki every weekend wouldn’t hurt either…?
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it’s really weird that trey parker and Matt stone are extremely self-congratulatory specifically about now engaging with politics in their work when they were doing that before except funnelling their audience towards creating the hellhole they now directly contend with??
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it’s really weird that trey parker and Matt stone are extremely self-congratulatory specifically about now engaging with politics in their work when they were doing that before except funnelling their audience towards creating the hellhole they now directly contend with??
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November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
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Bravo. This has been my social media motto for awhile. It's cool to celebrate friends, colleagues, art, & the outside world! I'm done with Solipsism City. What's in your soul? Passionate ppl who talk eagerly & endlessly about everything are what we need. Empathy is a superpower, EM, not a weakness.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bravo. This has been my social media motto for awhile. It's cool to celebrate friends, colleagues, art, & the outside world! I'm done with Solipsism City. What's in your soul? Passionate ppl who talk eagerly & endlessly about everything are what we need. Empathy is a superpower, EM, not a weakness.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Bolivian
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Elder Scrolls IV: Bolivian
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From now on to be known as Pissfingers.
I know, right? And I'm supposed to 'share my toys'? Uh, newsflash, they're *my toys*. Right folks? And what's the deal with naptime?
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
From now on to be known as Pissfingers.
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this is one of my personal favorite essays that I've written. apparently it is 10 years old today. sadly, it's just as true today as it was back then, only difference being now instead of saying "PC" hack writers will call it "cancel culture" or "wokeness"...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
How to Write a “Political Correctness Run Amok” Article
I know why you’re here. Something has happened that has pushed you over the edge. You know, with regards to “political correctness.” Or…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this is one of my personal favorite essays that I've written. apparently it is 10 years old today. sadly, it's just as true today as it was back then, only difference being now instead of saying "PC" hack writers will call it "cancel culture" or "wokeness"...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
A plot point regarding the ending of SCP-9005 has come to my attention as being plothole-adjacent, sooo…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A plot point regarding the ending of SCP-9005 has come to my attention as being plothole-adjacent, sooo…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today