A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
@daveyoufool.bsky.social
Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
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I realized earlier today that my buddies Dave and CD both have very specific commonalities between their two elf characters and since I'm back in the neverstone mood I was inspired.
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I realized earlier today that my buddies Dave and CD both have very specific commonalities between their two elf characters and since I'm back in the neverstone mood I was inspired.
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
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Just finished Neverstone. Please god read Neverstone I will BUY you the books
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Just finished Neverstone. Please god read Neverstone I will BUY you the books
I’ve decided to take a soft social media hiatus until February for mental health reasons. “Soft” meaning my DMs will still be open and my partner may occasionally post stuff on my behalf.
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve decided to take a soft social media hiatus until February for mental health reasons. “Soft” meaning my DMs will still be open and my partner may occasionally post stuff on my behalf.
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
I had a really fucked up dream last night. I came into possession of a Ronnie James Dio vinyl called "Pregnant By Cow." It was extremely rare because it was associated with an experimental concert that was illegal to watch. Iron lungs and yellow mustard were involved. I will not elaborate.
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I had a really fucked up dream last night. I came into possession of a Ronnie James Dio vinyl called "Pregnant By Cow." It was extremely rare because it was associated with an experimental concert that was illegal to watch. Iron lungs and yellow mustard were involved. I will not elaborate.
Ah, there's nothing like looking up shit like "young man" on Wikimedia Commons for a picture for a new SCP, and finding boring pornography instead
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Ah, there's nothing like looking up shit like "young man" on Wikimedia Commons for a picture for a new SCP, and finding boring pornography instead
I feel like as a society, we need to accept the grim inevitability of a CGI Starlight Express movie starring Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I feel like as a society, we need to accept the grim inevitability of a CGI Starlight Express movie starring Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
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GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
Happy mitherficken New
Year, I’m drunk as shit
Year, I’m drunk as shit
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Happy mitherficken New
Year, I’m drunk as shit
Year, I’m drunk as shit
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
Far Right: Virtue signaling is just the worst and I hate it to pieces.
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Far Right: Virtue signaling is just the worst and I hate it to pieces.
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Almost done with Metroid Prime 4. Not a huge fan, but part of me wonders if this game would have done better if it were released before Metroid Dread. Because that game capital-f Fucked to the point where it may have set our collective expectations too high.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Almost done with Metroid Prime 4. Not a huge fan, but part of me wonders if this game would have done better if it were released before Metroid Dread. Because that game capital-f Fucked to the point where it may have set our collective expectations too high.
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enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
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Five Names of Pinocchio progress out of context: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pzCx...
This, but gayer.
#novel #pinocchio #darkfantasy
This, but gayer.
#novel #pinocchio #darkfantasy
Faust – Méphistophélès’s Act II aria ‘Le veau d’or’ (Erwin Schrott; The Royal Opera)
YouTube video by Royal Ballet and Opera
m.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Five Names of Pinocchio progress out of context: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pzCx...
This, but gayer.
#novel #pinocchio #darkfantasy
This, but gayer.
#novel #pinocchio #darkfantasy
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December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Finally getting around to Metroid Prime 4. To be honest, I don’t really have the hate-boner everyone else is sharing for Myles MacKenzie. What redeems him for me is how *violently* unimpressed Samus is by him as a silent/faceless protag.
Myles: BANTER! Banterbanter. Teehee!
Samus: (crickets)
Myles: BANTER! Banterbanter. Teehee!
Samus: (crickets)
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally getting around to Metroid Prime 4. To be honest, I don’t really have the hate-boner everyone else is sharing for Myles MacKenzie. What redeems him for me is how *violently* unimpressed Samus is by him as a silent/faceless protag.
Myles: BANTER! Banterbanter. Teehee!
Samus: (crickets)
Myles: BANTER! Banterbanter. Teehee!
Samus: (crickets)
I find it weirdly comforting that climate change hasn’t seem to have affected my city’s weather’s chronic inability to maKE UP ITS FUCKING MIND JESUS
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I find it weirdly comforting that climate change hasn’t seem to have affected my city’s weather’s chronic inability to maKE UP ITS FUCKING MIND JESUS
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time