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Epstein & his droid P-3DO
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Epstein & his droid P-3DO
considering Trump's sassy temperament & flamboyant proclivities, "No Queens Day" probably would've been more appropriate
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
considering Trump's sassy temperament & flamboyant proclivities, "No Queens Day" probably would've been more appropriate
seems like many on the right desperately want cultural validation w/out any sort of meaningful contribution. in fact, many work actively to hinder its expression.
it's kinda sad actually, but also funny.
it's kinda sad actually, but also funny.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
seems like many on the right desperately want cultural validation w/out any sort of meaningful contribution. in fact, many work actively to hinder its expression.
it's kinda sad actually, but also funny.
it's kinda sad actually, but also funny.
the trump AI medbed video makes me think of 2 things:
if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or
in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps.
just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬
if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or
in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps.
just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the trump AI medbed video makes me think of 2 things:
if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or
in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps.
just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬
if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or
in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps.
just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬
much like trump was a poor man's idea of a rich man, hegseth is a weak man's idea of a strong man
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
much like trump was a poor man's idea of a rich man, hegseth is a weak man's idea of a strong man
"Promoting someone who has a criminal history to associate deputy attorney general is not typical, Ken White, a former federal prosecutor, said."
crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US justice official leading prosecutions of minor crimes pleaded guilty to DUI
Aakash Singh’s elevation to high-ranking post given criminal charges four years ago is unusual, experts say
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Promoting someone who has a criminal history to associate deputy attorney general is not typical, Ken White, a former federal prosecutor, said."
crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
so the same ppl who were like, 'i should be able to spread as many lies about vaccines as i want during a global public health emergency' are now like, 'but the president's feewings were hurt.'
that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech.
that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech.
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
so the same ppl who were like, 'i should be able to spread as many lies about vaccines as i want during a global public health emergency' are now like, 'but the president's feewings were hurt.'
that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech.
that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech.
every time I think I have maxxed out the galaxy's supply of schadenfreude, we get another spectacular conservative FAFO
July 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
every time I think I have maxxed out the galaxy's supply of schadenfreude, we get another spectacular conservative FAFO
lookin' like a milly-on bucks
or maybe
I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning
or maybe
I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning
July 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
lookin' like a milly-on bucks
or maybe
I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning
or maybe
I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning
honestly, why are we even asking trump to release the Epstein files? Stephen Miller could do it anytime he wants...
July 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
honestly, why are we even asking trump to release the Epstein files? Stephen Miller could do it anytime he wants...
I love how the right has to now hate superman because they are acting like lex luthor 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love how the right has to now hate superman because they are acting like lex luthor 🤣
so if trump won't release the Epstein files... does this mean qanon was all bullshit?
🤣
🤣
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
so if trump won't release the Epstein files... does this mean qanon was all bullshit?
🤣
🤣
MAGA: "after carefully considering all of the videos, photos, audio, flight logs & evidence regarding Epstein, we really need to make sure everyone involved is held accountable... right after I vote for his best f'ing friend though"
truly incredible 🤣
truly incredible 🤣
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
MAGA: "after carefully considering all of the videos, photos, audio, flight logs & evidence regarding Epstein, we really need to make sure everyone involved is held accountable... right after I vote for his best f'ing friend though"
truly incredible 🤣
truly incredible 🤣
I unlocked a new level of schadenfreude today
June 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I unlocked a new level of schadenfreude today
nacho & some of a song I made
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
nacho & some of a song I made
nobody: "if only there was a way to give incels step-by-step instructions on how to stay incel"
RK: "hold my lotion..."
RK: "hold my lotion..."
June 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
nobody: "if only there was a way to give incels step-by-step instructions on how to stay incel"
RK: "hold my lotion..."
RK: "hold my lotion..."
Speaking to reporters on Wednesday about his tariffs policy, Trump acknowledged people were getting “a little bit afraid" and said: thought that people were jumping a little out line and getting "yippy"
so the deep state got to trump? interesting...
so the deep state got to trump? interesting...
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Speaking to reporters on Wednesday about his tariffs policy, Trump acknowledged people were getting “a little bit afraid" and said: thought that people were jumping a little out line and getting "yippy"
so the deep state got to trump? interesting...
so the deep state got to trump? interesting...
is the manosphere unironically a psyop for extreme population control via the intentional & relentless virginification of young men?
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
is the manosphere unironically a psyop for extreme population control via the intentional & relentless virginification of young men?
"waste, fraud & abuse" = the new "DEI"/ conservative boogeyman
they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies
they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies
February 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"waste, fraud & abuse" = the new "DEI"/ conservative boogeyman
they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies
they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies
just uploaded new anti-woke parody video making the case for comic-accurate Galactus as a DEI hire
youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJI
youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJI
Galactus Is A DEI Hire
YouTube video by Dave Under Duress
youtu.be
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
just uploaded new anti-woke parody video making the case for comic-accurate Galactus as a DEI hire
youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJI
youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJI
for all the talk of waste, fraud & abuse in the gov't, why does nobody ever mention the DEA? they're one of the most costly agencies & have failed at their drug war for decades now. there are more drugs, more powerful drugs & more OD's than ever.
yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐
yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐
February 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
for all the talk of waste, fraud & abuse in the gov't, why does nobody ever mention the DEA? they're one of the most costly agencies & have failed at their drug war for decades now. there are more drugs, more powerful drugs & more OD's than ever.
yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐
yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐
I like to think she was trying to wink at me #chihuahua #geriatricbabydog
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I like to think she was trying to wink at me #chihuahua #geriatricbabydog
eh, getting real 2003 freedom fries energy from this
January 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
eh, getting real 2003 freedom fries energy from this
whoever first made the choice to put this face on a toy telephone was high off their ass & nobody can convince me otherwise
December 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
whoever first made the choice to put this face on a toy telephone was high off their ass & nobody can convince me otherwise