dave
@daveunderduress.bsky.social
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things I was trying to forget 🫤
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
things I was trying to forget 🫤
"PFAS has entered the chat"
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"PFAS has entered the chat"
honestly I'm surprised anything needs to be faked or spoofed at all
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
honestly I'm surprised anything needs to be faked or spoofed at all
I'd let her mess me up in a milly-on different ways
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'd let her mess me up in a milly-on different ways
*Russia disables Europe's GPS*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*Russia disables Europe's GPS*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
there are rumors it's dropping tomorrow 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
there are rumors it's dropping tomorrow 🤷♂️
YES! but also call him weird & stupid PLEEEASE I need this from the democratic party
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
YES! but also call him weird & stupid PLEEEASE I need this from the democratic party
I'm sure a large part of it is also paying back the MIC for taking a bunch of their Ukraine money, but also a ploy for greater executive power under wartime.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm sure a large part of it is also paying back the MIC for taking a bunch of their Ukraine money, but also a ploy for greater executive power under wartime.
"noticing patterns of behavior is woke,"they'll probably say, but in a series of grunts
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"noticing patterns of behavior is woke,"they'll probably say, but in a series of grunts
someone said use cracked apps responsibly..??
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
someone said use cracked apps responsibly..??
Christians are terrified that their children will be tolerant & accepting of LGBTQ & minorities 😒
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Christians are terrified that their children will be tolerant & accepting of LGBTQ & minorities 😒
vice-signaling *yawwwwwnnn*
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
vice-signaling *yawwwwwnnn*
"the affordability hoax, the Epstein hoax, the Russia hoax, the 2020 election hoax, the covid hoax" - from the guy running a literal cryptoscam 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"the affordability hoax, the Epstein hoax, the Russia hoax, the 2020 election hoax, the covid hoax" - from the guy running a literal cryptoscam 🤣
bradley bout to get mike pence'd
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
bradley bout to get mike pence'd
bro hittin that poppy nod
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
bro hittin that poppy nod
they're gonna get mike pence'd too, huh? that's hilarious 😁
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they're gonna get mike pence'd too, huh? that's hilarious 😁
zohran we need you to succeed ❤️ no pressure 😶🌫️
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
zohran we need you to succeed ❤️ no pressure 😶🌫️
yeah no I'm sure killing civilians in Afghanistan for the CIA wasn't radicalizing at all
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
yeah no I'm sure killing civilians in Afghanistan for the CIA wasn't radicalizing at all
alright but maybe you could've just added something to the end of your post like "& also the republicans are evil & want to kill working ppl." just, ya know, for good measure.
you guys really need to message stronger.
you guys really need to message stronger.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
alright but maybe you could've just added something to the end of your post like "& also the republicans are evil & want to kill working ppl." just, ya know, for good measure.
you guys really need to message stronger.
you guys really need to message stronger.
this is exactly how I want Democrats to be talking about trump & repubs. I think you should also call him gross & stupid. & a pedo.
thank you
thank you
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
this is exactly how I want Democrats to be talking about trump & repubs. I think you should also call him gross & stupid. & a pedo.
thank you
thank you
doing something ahoy climate change would be a great distraction from the Epstein files!
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
doing something ahoy climate change would be a great distraction from the Epstein files!
an only slightly less goon-worthy statue
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
an only slightly less goon-worthy statue
the real reason he tariffed Brazil: he couldn't handle the BBL
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the real reason he tariffed Brazil: he couldn't handle the BBL