Your Main Man Dave
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I mean, the truck says it all
If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.
Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.
God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp
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RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news
No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.
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I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like
The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name.
Spanish G
The Wrestler
Black Tony
Juice
Flappy
Spanish G
The Wrestler
Black Tony
Juice
Flappy
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name.
Spanish G
The Wrestler
Black Tony
Juice
Flappy
Spanish G
The Wrestler
Black Tony
Juice
Flappy
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[trying hard to be an ally] Sex is work.
November 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
[trying hard to be an ally] Sex is work.
I liked that Militarie Gun album.
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I liked that Militarie Gun album.
These mid-October bike rides to daycare with my daughter are sone of the best times of my life.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
These mid-October bike rides to daycare with my daughter are sone of the best times of my life.
The outline of Maryland is utterly dog ass. Where the Potomac River nearly touches the northern border is the apex of cartographic embarrassment.
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The outline of Maryland is utterly dog ass. Where the Potomac River nearly touches the northern border is the apex of cartographic embarrassment.
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its bandcamp friday, i haven't really made much since my last release, which ended up being (un)surprisingly emotionally draining? anyway i'm quite proud of it, and i'd love for you to check it out (and mad love to those who already have!) patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-...
Group Objects, by Patrick Ryan Driscoll
9 track album
patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
its bandcamp friday, i haven't really made much since my last release, which ended up being (un)surprisingly emotionally draining? anyway i'm quite proud of it, and i'd love for you to check it out (and mad love to those who already have!) patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-...
The architecture critic at WSJ is so fucking good. I’m a dilettante when it comes to buildings and spaces, but Michael J. Lewis is holding my hand and telling me about beauty. This one hit (gift link). www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
Calder Gardens Puts Sculpture in a Loosely Sketched Context
Designed by Herzog & de Meuron and landscape architect Piet Oudolf, a new indoor-outdoor space dedicated to Alexander Calder is an airy if aloof addition to Philadelphia’s cultural forum.
www.wsj.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The architecture critic at WSJ is so fucking good. I’m a dilettante when it comes to buildings and spaces, but Michael J. Lewis is holding my hand and telling me about beauty. This one hit (gift link). www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
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Tylenol= Autism
Aspirin= OCD
Advil= ADHD
NeoSporin= Furry
Band-Aids = Gay
Multivitamin= Manga
Probiotic= Hentai
Prebiotic= Yaoi
Elderberry Gummy= Yuri
Emergen-C= Vore
Aspirin= OCD
Advil= ADHD
NeoSporin= Furry
Band-Aids = Gay
Multivitamin= Manga
Probiotic= Hentai
Prebiotic= Yaoi
Elderberry Gummy= Yuri
Emergen-C= Vore
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tylenol= Autism
Aspirin= OCD
Advil= ADHD
NeoSporin= Furry
Band-Aids = Gay
Multivitamin= Manga
Probiotic= Hentai
Prebiotic= Yaoi
Elderberry Gummy= Yuri
Emergen-C= Vore
Aspirin= OCD
Advil= ADHD
NeoSporin= Furry
Band-Aids = Gay
Multivitamin= Manga
Probiotic= Hentai
Prebiotic= Yaoi
Elderberry Gummy= Yuri
Emergen-C= Vore
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the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that
Really funny that the best Turnstile song is Graduate by Third Eye Blind.
September 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Really funny that the best Turnstile song is Graduate by Third Eye Blind.
All day Nourished by Time. This album, my god.
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
All day Nourished by Time. This album, my god.
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Radiohead would be 5x better if they had more songs about securing a powerful amulet instead of about how their girlfriend is mad at them for drinking out of the hose
August 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Radiohead would be 5x better if they had more songs about securing a powerful amulet instead of about how their girlfriend is mad at them for drinking out of the hose
Just took a wasp sting to the neck. Tried to be cool about it because there were girls around (wife & daughter)
August 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just took a wasp sting to the neck. Tried to be cool about it because there were girls around (wife & daughter)
For Austin pals: the new Lost Well is quite good.
August 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
For Austin pals: the new Lost Well is quite good.
A “friend” sent me a pic of his family at the Seattle gum wall on Friday and today I sat in some god damn gum on a bench.
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A “friend” sent me a pic of his family at the Seattle gum wall on Friday and today I sat in some god damn gum on a bench.
Sunday morning is for fixed wheel.
August 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sunday morning is for fixed wheel.
Interesting problem: there’s a firefly in my room
July 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Interesting problem: there’s a firefly in my room
This is my pengest bike by a mile
July 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is my pengest bike by a mile