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Dave Press
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New Yorker living in Kurt Vonnegut's court. Dad, reader, and writing teacher, addicted to stories. This is mostly for fleeting notes. Opinions are my own. For what I'm up to now see: https://linktr.ee/d.m.press
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So apparently my publication on Substack, is in the TOP 50 rising in Comics. For more on my memoir in episodic podcast form on late-diagnosis neurodivergence, subscribe here: mildmanneredreporter.substack.com.
To say the least I am through the roof happy to follow up this column that the Indiana Senate has rejected this map, 31-19. That is a big, big L for Trump and his chumps. substack.com/home/post/p-...
Indiana Redistricting
Why are they redistricting when it's so unpopular in this state? It's easy: to get Trump to STFU.
substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
how the fuck is this a story? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today in why I am not concerned about AI coming for my creative efforts or my day job as a teacher. Anyone who would pay for this shit is a moron.
The university bought Claude AI for students to use.

Here it is at work, denying that the East Wing of the White House has been demolished.

Great stuff, academia.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Exactly, it's like we put a bunch of brain-damaged frat boys and cheerleaders in charge of our government.
Michael Wolff: Pete Hegseth and the Trump Moronocracy
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A code red apparently. Maybe this means that the AI bubble will pop sooner rather than later and OpenAI disappear. I'm crying into my lesson plans right now: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...
OpenAI Declares ‘Code Red’ as Google Threatens AI Lead
Sam Altman told employees they must focus on the company’s chatbot experience, to the exclusion of other priorities including advertising.
www.wsj.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I teach ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD regularly. Probably my favorite playwright.
Damn.

Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I.

Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So I've watched PLURIBUS up to recently and have heard that it's about AI. So I'm curious, do you feel like it does this commentary effectively?
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I feel like I need to explain something: the Internet in 2025 is a Ponzi scheme. It is inherently useless.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh you mean they didn't realize they were a part of a Ponzi Scheme? Well, FAFO, Trump Chumps.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Exactly. Most of us Millenials are like, fine, Clinton goes down with the ship. Sure it's terrible, but this isn't news for most of us who were teenagers during the Lewinsky scandal. Honestly I was like and this is news why?
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Good for the Indiana State Senate Republicans for standing up to Trump and his chump buddy Gov. Braun on redistricting: indianacapitalchronicle.com/2025/11/16/t...
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Final trailer! Wake Up Dead Man is in theaters 11/26 and on Netflix 12/12. Can’t WAIT for you all to see it. #wakeupdeadman
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Between Ross Doubter (see what I did there?) and Ezra Klein the NY Times currently employs the two primary gaslighters of modern media that are not at Fox News. Let's reboot the whole thing.
Before I was a novelist I was a newspaper columnist and while I loved that gig, I have this fear that over the course of time my whole shtick would have become a series of unpleasant "just asking questions" columns that would make people want to avoid me socially, I mention this for no reason
Did the New York Times ruin journalism?
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Loving @bonniesgmwoj.bsky.social 's The Program to get an inside look at what it means running a small college team in a big business: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Prioritizing Player Over Paycheck with Tulane Football’s Jon Sumrall
Podcast Episode · The Program with Woj · 11/05/2025 · 22m
podcasts.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh come on New York Times, Mamdani's win wasn't stunning. It was a foregone conclusion as soon as he won the democratic primary five months ago.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is far more chilling than canceling Colbert and Kimmel--censoring, canceling, and firing a director of student media over student newspaper stories is a clear as day violation of first amendment rights. www.instagram.com/reel/DP3-BdR...
uplandsandy on Instagram: "UPDATE: The Indiana Daily Student released the censored edition that would’ve been printed today, the second page had Data Center a…"
UPDATE: The Indiana Daily Student released the censored edition that would’ve been printed today, the second page had Data Center and Free Speech stories that they COULDNT have parents reading….View all comments
www.instagram.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Janet Mills has announced a run for U.S. Senate. If elected, she would be 85 at the end of her first time.

If you care about democracy, generational renewal, and leadership that actually serves working people—You should want new leadership in Graham Platner.
open.substack.com/pub/qasimras...
79-Year-Old Janet Mills Launches Senate Run—Why We Must Choose Graham Platner Instead
U.S. Marine Veteran Graham Platner (41) represents a new hope and the voice of the American people—it's time to elect him as our next U.S. Senator from Maine
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
How to Sleep: A rant about the struggle to sleep when you're audhd
open.substack.com/pub/mildmann...
How to Sleep: A rant about the struggle to sleep when you're audhd
The first Sunday column.
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM