Dave. Just...Dave (he/him)
@davejustdave.bsky.social
I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery.
Emily Nyman’s favorite. Sondra’s biggest fan.
Mets Spectator, Arsenal, Dolphins, Magic, Devils, RBNY, The U, Music, Guitars, & Gaming.
Elon and Zuck can eat shit.
Emily Nyman’s favorite. Sondra’s biggest fan.
Mets Spectator, Arsenal, Dolphins, Magic, Devils, RBNY, The U, Music, Guitars, & Gaming.
Elon and Zuck can eat shit.
Pinned
Until further notice, I’ve decided that everything “I don’t get” must in some way be part of the guerrilla marketing campaign of Marty Supreme.
We really are cooked as a society.
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
We really are cooked as a society.
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
February 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
Mets fans hyping prospects just tells me a huge swath of this fanbase never learns. Jesus let them just be rookies and go through it.
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Mets fans hyping prospects just tells me a huge swath of this fanbase never learns. Jesus let them just be rookies and go through it.
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
Robert Duvall? The Great Santini??? Tom?? Put me back under anesthesia.
February 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Robert Duvall? The Great Santini??? Tom?? Put me back under anesthesia.
To anyone following my plight here on Bluesky I’ve gone from razor blades to burning so that’s progress for like 9 hours of healing. Anyway back to water drinking. I should probably get some cranberry juice shouldn’t I?
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
To anyone following my plight here on Bluesky I’ve gone from razor blades to burning so that’s progress for like 9 hours of healing. Anyway back to water drinking. I should probably get some cranberry juice shouldn’t I?
I can’t reiterate enough how you should stay ahead of kidney stones. I had to have mine surgically removed so that’s only less fun than writhing in pain for like 20 hours straight. Anyway I still get the peeing razor blades effect so I didn’t escape the full passing stones experience.
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I can’t reiterate enough how you should stay ahead of kidney stones. I had to have mine surgically removed so that’s only less fun than writhing in pain for like 20 hours straight. Anyway I still get the peeing razor blades effect so I didn’t escape the full passing stones experience.
Sitting in the er still (8 hours) waiting for a room hopped up on morphine with “Under the Milky Way” playing on random. How’s your Sunday going.
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Sitting in the er still (8 hours) waiting for a room hopped up on morphine with “Under the Milky Way” playing on random. How’s your Sunday going.
Morphine is amazing. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Morphine is amazing. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
In the ER. Fuck these kidney stones.
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
In the ER. Fuck these kidney stones.
Wigan player number 3 was literally jogging as Noni ran past him.
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Wigan player number 3 was literally jogging as Noni ran past him.
I feel like the calls for Eze now are gonna be ignoring the fact that none of these passes ever happen with PL defenses and ever team setting up against us with ten in the box.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I feel like the calls for Eze now are gonna be ignoring the fact that none of these passes ever happen with PL defenses and ever team setting up against us with ten in the box.
I just feel like Hakeem Jeffries ain’t it man. He and Schumer are so ineffective. When they talk with policy etc. there’s nothing convincing of either when they speak on anything. They come across like political bots.
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I just feel like Hakeem Jeffries ain’t it man. He and Schumer are so ineffective. When they talk with policy etc. there’s nothing convincing of either when they speak on anything. They come across like political bots.
Blue Moon is on Netflix and it’s really good and I’m embarrassed I knew nothing about it especially given the actors and Linklater directing it. Definitely give it a watch.
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Blue Moon is on Netflix and it’s really good and I’m embarrassed I knew nothing about it especially given the actors and Linklater directing it. Definitely give it a watch.
It got worse.
Ass production. Omg. What is this
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It got worse.
NBA all star weekend is made for Gen X hip hop fans apparently.
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
NBA all star weekend is made for Gen X hip hop fans apparently.
Alan Houston looks like he can still play.
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Alan Houston looks like he can still play.
Spike Lee hawking for Zuck is so depressing. No wonder he’s so active on Threads.
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Spike Lee hawking for Zuck is so depressing. No wonder he’s so active on Threads.
The people that kept rolling their eyes at us on the left that said they were going to fix elections look dumb now.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The people that kept rolling their eyes at us on the left that said they were going to fix elections look dumb now.
Jordon Stolz may be the new Michael Phelps. Total domination man. He pulled the entire field under the Olympic record and did it with ease.
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Jordon Stolz may be the new Michael Phelps. Total domination man. He pulled the entire field under the Olympic record and did it with ease.
Saw the doctor and it’s hurry up and wait for it to pass. It’s borderline to pass okay so it could get hairy. They have me meds and so I wait.
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Saw the doctor and it’s hurry up and wait for it to pass. It’s borderline to pass okay so it could get hairy. They have me meds and so I wait.
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An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet
He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish
🥺🥺🥺
Baseball is the best
(Andreia Albies/IG)
He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish
🥺🥺🥺
Baseball is the best
(Andreia Albies/IG)
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet
He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish
🥺🥺🥺
Baseball is the best
(Andreia Albies/IG)
He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish
🥺🥺🥺
Baseball is the best
(Andreia Albies/IG)
How’s your day going? Mine? Oh I have a 5mm kidneys stone blocking my kidneys with a 2mm one right now behind it trying to get out. Heading to another doctor soon.
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
How’s your day going? Mine? Oh I have a 5mm kidneys stone blocking my kidneys with a 2mm one right now behind it trying to get out. Heading to another doctor soon.
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises