Paul Sheldon
datimekeepa.bsky.social
Paul Sheldon
@datimekeepa.bsky.social
Writer of the Misery novel series. Read them they are very good.

Hey baby you gonna eat yo' cornbread?
Repping the play of the year.
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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This is the playbook. They want us to think we're overreacting. Media (not including this reporter) is complicit by underplaying it. There's no overreaction.
REPORTER: Is there an inconsistency with Republicans railing against 'unelected bureaucrats' in charge and yet ceding Article 1 powers to the executive branch under Elon Musk?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, look ... I think there's a gross overreaction in the media to what's happening
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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People didn't show up to vote for Dems so that they had the power to do something and now are shitting on them ...for not doing anything. 🤷
the message from dems tonight is clear: you’re on your own.
February 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Also gotta consider a lot of these companies don’t want to be caught in a Disney/Fl situation with the new administration. We’ll see if they still support those initiatives in deed but not word.
She said "Issa mess but I ain't talked to legal yet, so..."
(And this was an incredibly smart way to address is without addressing it, yet)
Aunt Tab said….. 🥰😂 #Target
January 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I want y'all to be REAL careful how y'all talk to AND about these Black Owned brands that are sold in Target.

These Brands (many Black Woman Owned) were more than likely blindsided like the rest of us. These aren't the days of yore when a Boycott (which I understand) has not further impacts.
January 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Like what would we see if we actually saw the amt we actually spend on... Amazon? Compared to other communities.

What does that stat mean?
January 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The whole point of his exercise was to break it.
X about to be gone because it did what it needed to do and now that’s that.
Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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People are about to learn just how many programs, departments, events, roles, etc for Black and brown folks were federally funded (and in some cases federally protected). All the Black ppl who always ask "what have the dems even done for us" are about to get the most dramatic answer possible.
January 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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People always pick the worst shit to show they're a "Free Thinker" lmao nigga you just wrong that's why you alone
January 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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[making pizza rolls]

instructions: heat them up

me: yes

instructions: let them cool

me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM