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DasStanzy
@dasstanzy.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, and (most of all) shitposter

Profile may contain spoilers for Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate 3, and FFXIV

they/them or he/him

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primnose.bsky.social
Average day of a Wyllmancer in the fandom.

#BaldursGate3 #WyllRavengard #Nessa
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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omoly.bsky.social
Chilean paleontologists named a fossil species of sawshark after pochita, meet pochitaserra patriciacanale.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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boppee.videoemitter.com
here was hornet deltarune splat
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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andraste.fuckbgp.com
i love this for everyone their mom has interacted with since the 90s
fesshole.bsky.social fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 5d
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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dasstanzy.bsky.social
I's #DAFanFriday somewhere.
Jaws of Hakkon is my favorite Inquisition DLC, and that moment the Inquisitor shares with Ameridan is the highlight of it. I love me some character parallels.

#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition
A portrait of Inquisitors Ameridan and Hissera (the latter of whom is my OC). They are looking up with an expressio that is both determined and resigned. The portrait is split in half, with Ameridan on the left and Hissera on the right. There is a multicolored halo behind them, split in half like the portraits. Ameridan's half is red and white, representing the Orlesian empire. Hissera's is two shades of green, representing the anchor.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
dasstanzy.bsky.social
I's #DAFanFriday somewhere.
Jaws of Hakkon is my favorite Inquisition DLC, and that moment the Inquisitor shares with Ameridan is the highlight of it. I love me some character parallels.

#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition
A portrait of Inquisitors Ameridan and Hissera (the latter of whom is my OC). They are looking up with an expressio that is both determined and resigned. The portrait is split in half, with Ameridan on the left and Hissera on the right. There is a multicolored halo behind them, split in half like the portraits. Ameridan's half is red and white, representing the Orlesian empire. Hissera's is two shades of green, representing the anchor.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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dasstanzy.bsky.social
Drew my Inquisitor for the first time in a hot minute.

#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition
A full body illustration of my Inquisitor, Hissera Adaar. She is using the magic from the mark, which glows bright green. It is casting a green glow on her face, and many of her identifying features are obscured by dark shadows. She's looking towards the viewer with a neutral, slightly judgemental expression.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
dasstanzy.bsky.social
Drew my Inquisitor for the first time in a hot minute.

#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition
A full body illustration of my Inquisitor, Hissera Adaar. She is using the magic from the mark, which glows bright green. It is casting a green glow on her face, and many of her identifying features are obscured by dark shadows. She's looking towards the viewer with a neutral, slightly judgemental expression.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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pachineorzea.bsky.social
“I hope this email finds you well” First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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songofamazon.bsky.social
Here's a little preview of what I have been working on for the World of Thedas Volume 3!

This was probably my last addition, when I felt deeply compelled to acknowledge the spirit kitties. 🐈‍⬛

It should be complete soon at @worldofthedaszine.bsky.social and I can't wait to share it with everyone!
A text image with the header "World of Thedas Volume 3: A Dragon Age Fanbook" The body of the text looks like it is written on old paper. A note on spirit cats When I was passing through the spirit market on last week’s courier run, I spotted a new rune carved on the wall. When I touched the carving, it conjured a memory of some professorial looking folks in a heated debate. “We can't yet prove for certain that what Gallus witnessed was in fact the spirit of cat, a spirit manifesting in the shape of a cat, or an enchantment cast by one of those spirits because they thought they ought to have cats like we of the material world—but this is going to reopen that whole metaphysical and theological debate on whether or not animals have souls again. Please don't go telling your children that the spirit of their beloved deceased kitten is living in the Crossroads just yet. We don't need that kind of chaos!” See more from Song of Amazon in World of Thedas Vol. 3
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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dasstanzy.bsky.social
I'm not even mad that I crashed and burned trying to kiss Wyll at the tiefling party. Lyn's brand so far is "go forth with full confidence until you succeed or spectacularly fail."

#BaldursGate3 #BG3 #tav
Lyn, my Tav, is on the left, grinning with finger guns. Wyll isx on the right, looking off to the side nervously. They're imposed over a text conversation, as if they're the ones speaking. Lyn: can i try rizzing you up Wyll: sure. LOL. Lyn: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (this continues ad nauseam and the text bubble is cut off at the bottom of the image.) A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, showing an ability check, to persuade Wyll to let Lyn kiss him at the tiefling party. Lyn: Actually, I thought I might steal a kiss. The interface shows that I rolled a 1, a critical failure.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
dasstanzy.bsky.social
I'm not even mad that I crashed and burned trying to kiss Wyll at the tiefling party. Lyn's brand so far is "go forth with full confidence until you succeed or spectacularly fail."

#BaldursGate3 #BG3 #tav
Lyn, my Tav, is on the left, grinning with finger guns. Wyll isx on the right, looking off to the side nervously. They're imposed over a text conversation, as if they're the ones speaking. Lyn: can i try rizzing you up Wyll: sure. LOL. Lyn: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (this continues ad nauseam and the text bubble is cut off at the bottom of the image.) A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, showing an ability check, to persuade Wyll to let Lyn kiss him at the tiefling party. Lyn: Actually, I thought I might steal a kiss. The interface shows that I rolled a 1, a critical failure.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
dasstanzy.bsky.social
Started a new BG3 run, and this tav is really speaking to me.

(yes, i'm playing another transmasc Drow Wyllmance)

Name: Lyn
Pronouns: He/Him
Class: College of Lore Bard

#BaldursGate3 #bg3
an illustration of Lyn, a drow man with purplish grey skin, platinum blonde hair with a lavender ombre, purplish red eyes, freckles and a large facial scar. He's flushed with alcohol and gesturing wildly as he speaks. There is a speech bubble: "No! Dribbles is a professional! An expert in his field! I will not tolerate slander on his good name!"
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Writers: Ok so the heist team will include someone to get close to the curator's son and seduce him into revealing the whereabouts of the key that we will then briefly steal and make a copy of and return without anyone noticing via second to second precision and thats how we get in

Real thieves:
Photo of the Louvre with a ladder placed against an open 2nd floor window
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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layahimalaya.bsky.social
i love women #KnightsOfGuinevere #art
digital illustration of andi & frankie from knights of guinevere, on a blue background with some stars. Andi has her arms crossed, and is frowning back at Frankie, who is grinning and leaning up to her with one hand on her hip.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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ghildirthalen.bsky.social
Who robbed the Lourve? Right answers only.
Cast of Dragon Age Absolution
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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hivezines.bsky.social
☀️ Preview

Looks like the Lady Nightingale of the Inquisition has given her most trusted informants a mission, to spread the word for a boon...which means a fanzine giveaway!

Enter by sharing this post & Tumblr post + will end on the 25th!

(details 👇)

#dragonage / dragon age #leliana #lelianazine
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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tiredparasite.bsky.social
minor pilgrim's traverse spoilers (?)
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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innes.bsky.social
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art
October 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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seitontenchu.bsky.social
the balls touched. ffxiv is now complete
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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m.pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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dokirosi.bsky.social
A PRESS TOUR DE WICKED VEM PRO BRASIL!!! 💚💕✨ #wicked #fanart
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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tiniesthands.bsky.social
Shadowbringers AU where everything's the same except Emet comes with you to Nabaath Areng looking like this. He only helps by telling you breadcrumb-level hints, and spends most of the time complaining
#art | #ffxivart | #ffxiv | #emet-selch
A drawing of Emet-Selch from Final Fantasy 14. He stands in an overly-bright, arid environment, looking off to the side with an impatient look on his face, possibly speaking to an off-camera Warrior of Light or a Scion. He wears sunglasses and is holding up a frilly black parasol that shields him from the overwhelming amount of light in the area. The sky is awash with unending light, and small light particles float around in the air.
October 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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brawlite.badvibes.party
ao3 kudos emails are a beautiful reminder of how fandom is so everlasting. like, someone might read smth i wrote over a decade ago, rejoicing in a new fandom for the very first time, & i may have forgotten that singular joy, but someone will follow in my footsteps. and it's right there in my inbox.
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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vivibene1.bsky.social
This whole beautiful comic is *chef’s kiss* and this is my favorite bit.
Piece of larger comic on AI art that says “Someone once told me that art is like emotional nutrition. That made sense to me. Art feeds my feelings. And if that's the case, consuming Al art is like eating styrofoam.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM