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subscribe or i’ll eat your shirt. he/him. 25

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November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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March 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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In Portugal we are ordering Canadiano coffees and servers know exactly what we mean. 🇨🇦 ☕
March 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
February 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I can’t see them
top 5 guesses:
ocarina [ 0.363 ]
nematode [ 0.357 ]
maze [ 0.015 ]
hair slide [ 0.011 ]
flatworm [ 0.010 ]
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Some of you would click this
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Strangely it seems that those who deny climate change are those that take things literally/at face value… Climate change is the average global temperature increasing. Which they take as “everyday should be 1/2/3°C warmer”. And when it isn’t they don’t believe it 1/?
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Finally figured out my hair I think
January 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Cum Laude…? Uhhhh yeah me too
January 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Found this in a server
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Consider this! #comic #art?
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Don't destroy their home and wonder why they invade yours. 💚
December 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Moi
December 30, 2024 at 2:17 PM
December 30, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The Phantom Menace
What's your movie subtitle for 2025? The Year of Living Dangerously? Night of the Zombies? Pulp Fiction? A Few Good Men?

Indulge me with a little silliness.
December 30, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
This post is shit because you don’t actually know if the universe doesn’t care. Just because you think small things you can’t see doesn’t matter doesn’t mean they aren’t still there. Baby brained no object permanence lookin ass. Go eat and think about what you’ve done
The Universe doesn't care.
December 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…
December 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse
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December 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 AM
December 18, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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Yolk Folk - Skeleton
December 18, 2024 at 8:46 AM