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Keef
@dartnerfisk.bsky.social
30/🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️/Non-Binary/MTG/Rythmn games 🍄
BRING BACK PIONEER U COWARDS
plans got canceled so i just sat in the dark for 5 hours instead, the brain is cooked rn
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the Greasefang resurgence is real and i’m living for it
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Back again to talk about another 2-1 at the Pio Local just because all the decks were V fun and I had a great time. Played my new pile built around my best boy Boros Reckoner. insult->axe/defeat->reckoner =20dmg! moxfield.com/decks/tFn60f... I expected this list to be alright and just fun but has
they powercrept my boy - Pioneer
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
today marks 2 years since I started playing competitive magic. After years of casual play with friends, a Pioneer local on Halloween was what ignited my current passion. never would expected that it would’ve taken me across the country and introduced me to so many amazing people on my life.
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tops do stay winning
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
on the right energy @boskyy.bsky.social and i won’t say any real names of the cards we play, just replaced with the 2-10 current stims we’re rocking
magic players: do you have any goofy vocal stims you say when taking game actions? like i can't help
myself from saying "let's have some fun this beat is sick" before casting black mage's rod, or "snack you for (x)" when turning creatures sideways
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
we can’t be allowed to call it rakdos demons with no demon creature cards in the 60
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
gonna start posting these for my own shoddy memory+pioneer exposure.
played this Vivi prowess list i’ve been brewing, sideboard needs work but is fun! game thoughts in the reply

moxfield.com/decks/HKdidB...
standard took this from u and gave u cauldron - Pioneer
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
watched a clip of myself yelling “BIG EGG BACK WALL” over and over and can’t get it out my own head- love a queen obsessed with how dumb they are 💅💅
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
making one cube really has me wanting… two cubes…
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
thinkin it’s time for my next multi year disappearance
September 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Ygra Devouring His Son (Which is a Squirrel)

NFS!
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
say it again with me “spider-man can lick my balls”
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
new spiderman showcases are yet another middle finger to the accessibility in MTG!! with good eyesight and just some gnarly dyslexia they are unreadable to me in the timeframe i need to process these in game
September 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
send Belly ur love! went to the emergency vet last night because she ate a 4” long twig!! she’s feeling better today and making some small meows!
September 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
UB getting my ex into playing magic after ribbing me for playing it for years is WILD to see. spider-man can lick my balls
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
perfect weather to listen to Steely Dan and i will not elaborate
August 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Still have this city of brass, nonfoil. If anyone is interested hit me up. Ebay sold listings put em around 400+ USD, I'd be willing to go lower
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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looking for investors to get in on the ground floor of my exciting new business “gitrog monster tongue dildos”
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
never wearing cute clothes or painting my nails at work again!! it’s become the work drama with all the old fucks and people my age the same!! fuckers
August 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"is CandyLand a game?" is a game design question that people throw around a lot

you can go deeper with "is it a *good* game?"

a lot of debate is had here but CandyLand CLEARS my one simple metric for determining if a game is good which is:

"would i rather play this than Cards Against Humanity?"
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the incredible amount of CAH boxes i see come across my table receiving thrift store donations really attests to the thought that we no longer need THIS bad card game anymore
"is CandyLand a game?" is a game design question that people throw around a lot

you can go deeper with "is it a *good* game?"

a lot of debate is had here but CandyLand CLEARS my one simple metric for determining if a game is good which is:

"would i rather play this than Cards Against Humanity?"
August 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
August 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM