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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Feeling old? The "I like turtles" kid is grown up.
I like turtles
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social made a video about bananas, and didn't put one of the rare ones through the Banana Loca?
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green

#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Alison Cochrun
✨ Hank Green
✨ John Green
✨ Anita Kelly
✨ Rachel Reid
✨ Maureen Johnson
✨ Casey McQuiston
✨ Ashley Herring Blake

#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:

✨ Ali Hazelwood
✨ Hank Green
✨ Elle Kennedy
✨ Marie Lu
✨ Fredrik Backman
✨ John Green
✨ Emily Henry
✨ Becka Mack

#BookSky 💙📚
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Has anyone made Roll20 assets for the Pizzamas One-Shots?
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Saw Tron: Ares, and it’s not good, but it’s not super terrible despite the Jared Leto of it all. It’s more that it’s a Tron movie.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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So everyone is mad at Jay Jones for recycling a joke from the Office? I don’t remember anybody giving a shit when the butt of the joke was Toby
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it just me, or are the vibes off this Pizzamas? Like sure, there's *gestures broadly*, but like previous Pizzamases had stuff selling out fast and secret discounts and mid-Pizzamas shirt drops that were usually based on events that had happened during Pizzamas.
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@dftbarecords.bsky.social

Is there gonna be a Works Bundle for #pizzamas?
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In other news, life expectancy in the US drops for 5th straight year.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 18
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dear Hank and John
The Layover
Lateral with Tom Scott
Escape From Vault Disney
The Film Reroll
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m starting to think I’m not going to get my Crash Course Coin I donated for this year.
September 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Spot the crime in DC.
August 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Getting ready for tomorrow

#longlivetheblackparade
August 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
She's releasing it on Oct 3? Mean Girls Day?
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
Alt: on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social, @zachweinersmith.bsky.social already beat you to the Superman turning a crank idea:

www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-07-13
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-07-13
www.smbc-comics.com
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Weapons (2025) is Tuberculosis.
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So with socks, I get the idea of them as a monthly subscription, but with underwear, that doesn’t wear as fast for me. I buy underwear once every few years, and usually more due to changes in weight than because the underwear wore out.

1/2
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So 9 months ago, I bought two tickets to a concert I’m going to with the thought being that “Obviously, I’ll find someone to go with by then.”

Well, now it’s 2 weeks before the concert, and I can’t find anyone to go with me. I can probably sell the extra ticket, but I’d rather go with someone.
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This Is Just To Say

We were embracing
at the Coldplay concert

which you
probably thought
afforded us
total privacy
(amid 65,000 people)

Forgive me babe
I forgot about
the jumbotron
so big
and so public
July 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Oh also, if you watched the newest Game Changer episode, I just have to say

DONT EVER GO TO A CHIROPRACTOR

CHIROPRACTORS ARE NOT DOCTORS

DONT EVER LET SOMEONE WITHOUT A MEDICAL DEGREE TOUCH YOUR NECK
July 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM