Darthbeezer🍉
@darthbeezer.bsky.social
3 goblins in a trench coat, in a 5 1/2 minute hallway
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Darthbeezer🍉
@darthbeezer.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Finally gonna post some art without worrying about total asshats and bots in the replies!
Doing Doordash in the country is a wild time. Sometimes I deliver to very normal houses and apartments and sometimes it has me drive out to places that look like horror movie sets where no one can hear me scream. The whiplash between orders is fucking crazy.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Doing Doordash in the country is a wild time. Sometimes I deliver to very normal houses and apartments and sometimes it has me drive out to places that look like horror movie sets where no one can hear me scream. The whiplash between orders is fucking crazy.
Hey France, you guys have any spare guillotines left over? We got a problem that needs solving over here.
January 20, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Hey France, you guys have any spare guillotines left over? We got a problem that needs solving over here.
It sounds stupid but everything is just shapes. It doesn't work the best for drawing people for me, it does great for everything else. Like Majoras mask, it looks complicated but that's just a heart, two circles and 10 triangles. Everything is just shapes.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It sounds stupid but everything is just shapes. It doesn't work the best for drawing people for me, it does great for everything else. Like Majoras mask, it looks complicated but that's just a heart, two circles and 10 triangles. Everything is just shapes.
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ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
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If I can ever get past the existential crisis of living in the States, I'd love to finish my video. As it is I wake up to yet another man made horror everyday and I cannot describe to you how hard it is to stay motivated to do literally anything. Just gonna stick to the goal of just outliving him.
a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i
ALT: a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i
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January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If I can ever get past the existential crisis of living in the States, I'd love to finish my video. As it is I wake up to yet another man made horror everyday and I cannot describe to you how hard it is to stay motivated to do literally anything. Just gonna stick to the goal of just outliving him.
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“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw
When I was homeless I was refused support or help unless I agreed to let them pray the gay out of me. Please don't let the bells and the red buckets and the little Santa costumes fool you, they are a hateful organization.
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I was homeless I was refused support or help unless I agreed to let them pray the gay out of me. Please don't let the bells and the red buckets and the little Santa costumes fool you, they are a hateful organization.
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THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOWJOB! IT WAS A TREMENDOUS BLOWJOB THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB EVER FRANKLY BETTER THAN MONICA, BETTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOWJOB! IT WAS A TREMENDOUS BLOWJOB THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB EVER FRANKLY BETTER THAN MONICA, BETTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY
Anyone else played the Pacific Drive DLC? Why does the Steward kind of sound like Nic Nocturne (Night Mind) with some reverb?
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyone else played the Pacific Drive DLC? Why does the Steward kind of sound like Nic Nocturne (Night Mind) with some reverb?
So it's all "Nintendo doesn't make the games, they can't do anything" every launch but they can sure file patents and lawsuits about it. Gamefreak didn't file those. Niantic didn't file those. Hell, the Pokemon Company ™️ didn't even file it. Nintendo did. -
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So it's all "Nintendo doesn't make the games, they can't do anything" every launch but they can sure file patents and lawsuits about it. Gamefreak didn't file those. Niantic didn't file those. Hell, the Pokemon Company ™️ didn't even file it. Nintendo did. -
I'm not precious about the White House but the fact that he's demoing an entire wing of a historical building with no permits is fucking insane. That wing was built in 1942, I doubt they tested for asbestos or did proper removal. Enjoy your mesothelioma I guess. I hope that contract was worth it.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm not precious about the White House but the fact that he's demoing an entire wing of a historical building with no permits is fucking insane. That wing was built in 1942, I doubt they tested for asbestos or did proper removal. Enjoy your mesothelioma I guess. I hope that contract was worth it.
God I fucking hate Spectrum. It went out twice in 30 minutes and hasn't come back after the second time. It goes out at least 4 times a week and they keep raising the price when it barely works half the time. Shits up to $90 at this point. If there was any other ISP here i would switch so fast.
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
God I fucking hate Spectrum. It went out twice in 30 minutes and hasn't come back after the second time. It goes out at least 4 times a week and they keep raising the price when it barely works half the time. Shits up to $90 at this point. If there was any other ISP here i would switch so fast.
I'm getting really tired of everything I like being ruined by fucks in suits who want another couple zeros at the end of their bank account. Farewell Sims, I will miss you.
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm getting really tired of everything I like being ruined by fucks in suits who want another couple zeros at the end of their bank account. Farewell Sims, I will miss you.
The Ed Gein series on Netflix is objectively awful, it's so fucking boring. I will thank it for one thing, the phrase "these sinful cold cuts" will live with me forever.
October 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Ed Gein series on Netflix is objectively awful, it's so fucking boring. I will thank it for one thing, the phrase "these sinful cold cuts" will live with me forever.
I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.
I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.
Wonder how long it takes people to resub to Disney+ now that Jimmy's back. Andor is done, that seemed to get most of you last time and the irony is not lost on me. Hulu got absorbed, but The Bear is too far out so it'll probably be some the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type bullshit.
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wonder how long it takes people to resub to Disney+ now that Jimmy's back. Andor is done, that seemed to get most of you last time and the irony is not lost on me. Hulu got absorbed, but The Bear is too far out so it'll probably be some the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type bullshit.
Man, fuck Daybreak. Shutting down THJ is the business equivalent of mean girl behavior. Some Nintendo "how dare you enjoy our games in a way that we don't like or doesn't directly benefit us, I'm gonna tell on you to my lawyer" type bullshit.
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Man, fuck Daybreak. Shutting down THJ is the business equivalent of mean girl behavior. Some Nintendo "how dare you enjoy our games in a way that we don't like or doesn't directly benefit us, I'm gonna tell on you to my lawyer" type bullshit.
Finally did it btw. Yelled loud enough I scared the shit out of one of my cats. Sadly I don't think it was loud enough to scare the neighbors lol
Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Finally did it btw. Yelled loud enough I scared the shit out of one of my cats. Sadly I don't think it was loud enough to scare the neighbors lol
I really really hate being this person but Disney donated $2 million dollars to Israel and that didn't get you to boycott but now we're all on board suddenly. I promise you I'm thrilled we all got here eventually just feels like an interesting place for some of you to draw the line.
September 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I really really hate being this person but Disney donated $2 million dollars to Israel and that didn't get you to boycott but now we're all on board suddenly. I promise you I'm thrilled we all got here eventually just feels like an interesting place for some of you to draw the line.
The American government just doesn't do cover-ups like we used to huh?
September 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The American government just doesn't do cover-ups like we used to huh?
Why did Widow take me fewer tries? Is it me? I feel like it might be me.
Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.
September 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why did Widow take me fewer tries? Is it me? I feel like it might be me.
Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.
September 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why is the Savage Beastfly the boss that's making me pull my hair out??? I feel so dumb. I get it to it's second stun pretty consistently but then it spawns the Viscous Caranids and I get fucking wrecked. My neighbors are going be able to hear me scream when I finally kill this fucking thing.
With all of Nintendo's recent bullshit, like announcing dlc for games that aren't even out yet and all the insane pricing they're doing I'm not even excited for the new Metroid. The first Metroid prime is top 5 for me and now I don't even care cause fuck them.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
With all of Nintendo's recent bullshit, like announcing dlc for games that aren't even out yet and all the insane pricing they're doing I'm not even excited for the new Metroid. The first Metroid prime is top 5 for me and now I don't even care cause fuck them.