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Darthbeezer🍉
@darthbeezer.bsky.social
3 goblins in a trench coat, in a 5 1/2 minute hallway

Any pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️
🇵🇸 From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Well I know where they're shredding their paperwork now.
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It sounds stupid but everything is just shapes. It doesn't work the best for drawing people for me, it does great for everything else. Like Majoras mask, it looks complicated but that's just a heart, two circles and 10 triangles. Everything is just shapes.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Aspercreme spray. Spray your feet down before you put on the heels and maybe take a little bottle with you if you're gonna be out for a long time. Drag queen taught me this and it's a fucking lifesaver.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I watched the new Superman movie, I think I like superhero movies again. I forgot that they could be fun. There was light and things actually had color this time. Can we please never go back to the desaturated nightmare again? I need James Gunn to make as many of these as DC will give him the 💵 for.
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I live in the South, so I've been told the rapture or end times were coming at least once a year since I was like 10. Happy to see y'all enjoy your first one. For the next one lay out a couple outfits in the yard or somewhere to really fuck with people. It's so fun, I promise.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We've hit the daily tuxedo cat crackhead hours.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Couldn't find my cat, looked everywhere, almost lost my mind. Heard a noise from the stash of cardboard for recycling.
Bros just been chilling in the trash.
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sir?
July 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Why does my cat sleep like he has ragdoll physics?
June 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Living in a small town is an unhinged experience.
Yes, that is a mannequin dressed in military fatigues, hanging from a parachute, tacked to the side of a building.
No, I don't know why it is there.
Wtf
June 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
May 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hearing that the Switch prices are not in fact because of tariffs but because they're just cunts.
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What it feels like living in America and seeing the news everyday.
April 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sounds about right lol
theinnocencetest.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I love being bipolar. Everything has been fine for weeks now, my meds have been working great and yet I woke up today wanting to...log myself out permanently. This is just so fun.
March 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I took in a feral cat a while back, I think he's finally gotten used to the dogs.
January 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
One day Taco Bell will answer for their crimes.
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 AM
It is caturday
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Finally gonna post some art without worrying about total asshats and bots in the replies!
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM