Jen Bourgoyne
@darlingseven.bsky.social
A forever Betocrat. TX-CA-TX for now. NPE, Alzheimer’s advocate, Executive Producer, WWHL bartender and boy mom. Never met a sequin I didn’t love.
I’m writing a book. Maybe you should have been nicer to me.
I’m writing a book. Maybe you should have been nicer to me.
Pinned
Can we stop with the Dubai chocolate? I don’t want my chocolate green.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Can we stop with the Dubai chocolate? I don’t want my chocolate green.
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If You Get This Amazon Product Recall Message, It’s An Attack
If You Get This Amazon Product Recall Message, It’s An Attack
Delete this message immediately — your Amazon account is under attack.
www.forbes.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
If You Get This Amazon Product Recall Message, It’s An Attack
Damn. I’m heartbroken yet again by losing another beloved artist. Rest in love, Parthenon Huxley/PHux.
You were the soundtrack of my Los Angeles life💔
youtu.be/EdmDe8coDzk?...
You were the soundtrack of my Los Angeles life💔
youtu.be/EdmDe8coDzk?...
Parthenon Huxley Tiny Desk Concert video. "I Still Feel Like Me."
YouTube video by parthenonhuxley
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Damn. I’m heartbroken yet again by losing another beloved artist. Rest in love, Parthenon Huxley/PHux.
You were the soundtrack of my Los Angeles life💔
youtu.be/EdmDe8coDzk?...
You were the soundtrack of my Los Angeles life💔
youtu.be/EdmDe8coDzk?...
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TRUMP: “I’m starting to get great polls on the economy…”
NBC: “The polls on the economy are not great.”
TRUMP: “They SHOULD be great.”🙃
NBC: “The polls on the economy are not great.”
TRUMP: “They SHOULD be great.”🙃
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
TRUMP: “I’m starting to get great polls on the economy…”
NBC: “The polls on the economy are not great.”
TRUMP: “They SHOULD be great.”🙃
NBC: “The polls on the economy are not great.”
TRUMP: “They SHOULD be great.”🙃
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So Pizza gate is a thing, just not what the repubs are thinks it is. Pizza and grape sold, code for young girls?
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
So Pizza gate is a thing, just not what the repubs are thinks it is. Pizza and grape sold, code for young girls?
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
I love when I delete and opt out of texts but then they send out another text just to let you know they won’t bother you anymore.
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I love when I delete and opt out of texts but then they send out another text just to let you know they won’t bother you anymore.
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Dear Every Civilized Nation in the World,
They are committing war crimes.
Do whatever you need to do.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
They are committing war crimes.
Do whatever you need to do.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Dear Every Civilized Nation in the World,
They are committing war crimes.
Do whatever you need to do.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
They are committing war crimes.
Do whatever you need to do.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
It’s nights like this that I miss the old Twitter. The comments on this Geese band on SNL would be so good.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It’s nights like this that I miss the old Twitter. The comments on this Geese band on SNL would be so good.
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Michael Fanone coughs *go fuck yourself* at Rep Troy Nehls as Nehls attacks J6 cops in the Jack Smith hearing
Me:
Me:
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Michael Fanone coughs *go fuck yourself* at Rep Troy Nehls as Nehls attacks J6 cops in the Jack Smith hearing
Me:
Me:
“They love the past so much they’re still reenacting the Civil War.”
Jared Moskowitz coming in with a banger.
Jack Smith, J6, Epstein,Epstein, Epstein, infinity.
Jared Moskowitz coming in with a banger.
Jack Smith, J6, Epstein,Epstein, Epstein, infinity.
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“They love the past so much they’re still reenacting the Civil War.”
Jared Moskowitz coming in with a banger.
Jack Smith, J6, Epstein,Epstein, Epstein, infinity.
Jared Moskowitz coming in with a banger.
Jack Smith, J6, Epstein,Epstein, Epstein, infinity.
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We had"proof beyond a reasonable doubt" to prove election charges against Trump.
-Jack Smith
-Jack Smith
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We had"proof beyond a reasonable doubt" to prove election charges against Trump.
-Jack Smith
-Jack Smith
Yuck, Ms. Hagemen🤮😵💫
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Yuck, Ms. Hagemen🤮😵💫
Ugh why is it always the dudes from Texas that are so embarrassing at these hearings? How dare them attack the J6 police officers! Unbelievable. #JackSmith
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ugh why is it always the dudes from Texas that are so embarrassing at these hearings? How dare them attack the J6 police officers! Unbelievable. #JackSmith
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I just left an angry message for my (GOP) rep to release the Epstein files. Please do the same.
Link for finding the contact # for yor Representative
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Link for finding your senator
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Link for finding the contact # for yor Representative
www.house.gov/representati...
Link for finding your senator
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Find Your Representative | house.gov
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January 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I just left an angry message for my (GOP) rep to release the Epstein files. Please do the same.
Link for finding the contact # for yor Representative
www.house.gov/representati...
Link for finding your senator
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
Link for finding the contact # for yor Representative
www.house.gov/representati...
Link for finding your senator
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
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January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Dear #SouthwestAirlines
Enough with those nasty spicy pretzel thingys. It’s been over a year, no?
Signed,
Everyone
Enough with those nasty spicy pretzel thingys. It’s been over a year, no?
Signed,
Everyone
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Dear #SouthwestAirlines
Enough with those nasty spicy pretzel thingys. It’s been over a year, no?
Signed,
Everyone
Enough with those nasty spicy pretzel thingys. It’s been over a year, no?
Signed,
Everyone
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SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
Looking forward to getting my @caitlinrourk.bsky.social campaign yard sign. Especially delicious that my next door neighbor is a candidate in the same US Congress race 😉 💅🏻
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Looking forward to getting my @caitlinrourk.bsky.social campaign yard sign. Especially delicious that my next door neighbor is a candidate in the same US Congress race 😉 💅🏻
bsky.app/profile/cait...
Austin, Tx -let’s boost this account for #CaitlinRourkForCongress !
Primaries are coming soon
Austin, Tx -let’s boost this account for #CaitlinRourkForCongress !
Primaries are coming soon
bsky.app
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Austin, Tx -let’s boost this account for #CaitlinRourkForCongress !
Primaries are coming soon
Austin, Tx -let’s boost this account for #CaitlinRourkForCongress !
Primaries are coming soon
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
Best part of staying in on NYE with my Andys’. #cnn #andycohen
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Best part of staying in on NYE with my Andys’. #cnn #andycohen
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CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.