Had a baby and entered my goth era

When the girl who had mood rings becomes an engaged woman

It's only Tuesday and I'm definitely ready for the weekend.
#greyhaven #disturbia #dalmations #postpartumhairsheddingsucks #whenisvacation

Seize the day - eat the day.

How to bond with family 101
Go to arcade

I'm so thankful the government can issue executive orders for imaginary things like mandated COVID vaccines and shit but can't do anything about the DAILY MASS SHOOTINGS IN THIS COUNTRY 😱

Will Scotland be taking in American refugees bc I'm trying to get in on that

MAGA calling Elon a South African with the hard R

"Well first off Betty, I want to thank Jesus Christ for putting me in place to have this success..."

I support my baby as a doodyful mom by letting her squeeze my finger as she proceeds to shit herself.

You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.

I really love being her mom