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Eli 🍉🐍🎃
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Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love
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Real life archeologist 🤠
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Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep"

It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!

Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."

This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Why there's no Nahida?"

Because Nahida was trapped most of the time and is a baby, she gets a pass
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Same for diapers!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dale!
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today.

“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Tis the season 🎅🎄
#art #sharks
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i think about this often
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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The latest changes on #AO3 include more preparations for internationalizing emails, overhauled Assignments pages for gift exchange participants, and improved redirects when logging in and out. Check out our release notes for full details on all changes!
Releases 0.9.433 - 0.9.439: Change Log | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
ao3-news.org
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't need more knives, I want this knife though
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My biggest fear has always been an AI apocalypse, but after seeing AI I think we're safe

So number 2 has been bumped, Yellowstone caldera
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A la larga, no hay mucha diferencia
“Have they gotten in the house again?”
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chu Wanning, but he looks good in everything
name a fictional character that would look good in this
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This is the most beautiful, kindest soul on the novel/drama... what will happen to him won't shock you 😭
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Everyone is sad, Dave
GRANDMASTER OF DEMONIC CULTIVATION: MO DAO ZU SHI (DELUXE HARDCOVER NOVEL) Vol. 4

Amazon US: buff.ly/vd7HjaO
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B&N: buff.ly/65sduIi
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Bookshop: buff.ly/ZHE6dho
Indigo: buff.ly/vcep8bM
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Why aren't we asleep?" asked my brain

"I did my job," replied my liver

"It's fucked up down here! I'll get the hormones under control, but it's gonna be a couple of days!" my uterus shouted

"I wish I was a man," said my brain

"No dysphoria now," said me trying to sleep
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I voted for the first time as an Argentinian citizen

I already voted as an American citizen, I mail my ballot and vote early y'all

I can't vote as a Welsh citizen, cause I never lived in the UK

But I'm a very responsible citizen of all my nationalities 😤

Of which I have many
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tumblr said Halloween
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I hate this chronic debilitating condition I have, it's terrible pain below my stomach and bleeding, and for some reason it happens every 25/28 days

My sheets lost this month 😔
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me: can't wait until I get home

Coworker C: you finished working three hours ago, you could be home now

Me: yes, but who would annoy you?

C: you, but from Whatsapp?

Me: I prefer to do things old school *chucks paperball at him*

Boss, an only child: is this harassment or bonding?

Me & C: both
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM