Eli 🍉🐍🦃
@darkbluemint.bsky.social
Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love
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Real life archeologist 🤠
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Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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Real life archeologist 🤠
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Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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Eli 🍉🐍🦃
@darkbluemint.bsky.social
· Nov 3
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And this is why I don't fear an AI apocalypse anymore
I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case
I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
And this is why I don't fear an AI apocalypse anymore
I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case
I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case
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Reposted by Eli 🍉🐍🦃
how’d he get in there…
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
how’d he get in there…
The thing about living in a small city, and being a lesbian, is that I either already met most of the women on the app... or they're women looking for a third with their boyfriend
They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends
They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The thing about living in a small city, and being a lesbian, is that I either already met most of the women on the app... or they're women looking for a third with their boyfriend
They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends
They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends
Not buying it is the better---
Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better
Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better
"never judge a book by its cover" unless it's AI generated, then you should judge it very hard and throw it in the garbage
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Not buying it is the better---
Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better
Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better
My eyes are getting more fucked up, had to stop playing games cause I could barely read the text... and I'm not doing so hot reading up close either
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
My eyes are getting more fucked up, had to stop playing games cause I could barely read the text... and I'm not doing so hot reading up close either
Everyone should have a twin brother
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Everyone should have a twin brother
I know that Maduro was a fucking piece of shit... still I apologize profusely for what my country did* in Venezuela
*Or might do
*Or might do
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I know that Maduro was a fucking piece of shit... still I apologize profusely for what my country did* in Venezuela
*Or might do
*Or might do
Everyone: you're going to spend Christmas alone 🥺
Me, a social introvert:
Me, a social introvert:
a man is jumping in the air in a living room .
ALT: a man is jumping in the air in a living room .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone: you're going to spend Christmas alone 🥺
Me, a social introvert:
Me, a social introvert:
Me: my depression is getting worse 😔
My mom, an educated woman: maybe you should stop taking your meds, I mean, they're obviously not working
Siblings, also in the chat: *windows error sound*
Mom: maybe I should go and visit you!
Sister: mom, you're breaking up, are you going through a tunnel?
My mom, an educated woman: maybe you should stop taking your meds, I mean, they're obviously not working
Siblings, also in the chat: *windows error sound*
Mom: maybe I should go and visit you!
Sister: mom, you're breaking up, are you going through a tunnel?
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Me: my depression is getting worse 😔
My mom, an educated woman: maybe you should stop taking your meds, I mean, they're obviously not working
Siblings, also in the chat: *windows error sound*
Mom: maybe I should go and visit you!
Sister: mom, you're breaking up, are you going through a tunnel?
My mom, an educated woman: maybe you should stop taking your meds, I mean, they're obviously not working
Siblings, also in the chat: *windows error sound*
Mom: maybe I should go and visit you!
Sister: mom, you're breaking up, are you going through a tunnel?
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
Reposted by Eli 🍉🐍🦃
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
Today is a good day to learn that your dad almost (accidentally) killed you and your twin when you were 8 months old
Like, really mom? We didn't need that story! I already have enough to unpack on therapy!
Like, really mom? We didn't need that story! I already have enough to unpack on therapy!
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today is a good day to learn that your dad almost (accidentally) killed you and your twin when you were 8 months old
Like, really mom? We didn't need that story! I already have enough to unpack on therapy!
Like, really mom? We didn't need that story! I already have enough to unpack on therapy!
Broke three toes, at work, I had to fight with people to be allowed to work from home
My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all
My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Broke three toes, at work, I had to fight with people to be allowed to work from home
My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all
My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all
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Me, checking the woods after the rain: I'm sure nothing bad will happen
Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened
Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me, checking the woods after the rain: I'm sure nothing bad will happen
Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened
Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened
Sense of humor, on point:
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Sense of humor, on point:
I'm about to run away to the forest for my birthday...
Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun
Me: really?
AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir
Me: you really get me 🥹
Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun
Me: really?
AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir
Me: you really get me 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm about to run away to the forest for my birthday...
Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun
Me: really?
AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir
Me: you really get me 🥹
Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun
Me: really?
AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir
Me: you really get me 🥹
When you finish showering, are in nice fresh clothes, and your body decides to recreate a murder scene 😒
I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When you finish showering, are in nice fresh clothes, and your body decides to recreate a murder scene 😒
I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
This is actually really cool
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is actually really cool
Problem is replicated on several sites, so I know it's not you, you already work hard enough
[update] Identified: We are aware of intermittent errors accessing #AO3, #Fanlore, and the OTW website. This is not a problem with our services directly, but with Cloudflare so we are unable to fix it. We encourage you to follow Cloudflare's status page (http://cloudflar...
Cloudflare Intermittent Errors and Downtime
We are aware of intermittent errors accessing #AO3, #Fanlore, and the OTW website. This is not a problem with our services directly, but with Cloudflare so we are unable to fix it. We encourage you to follow Cloudflare's status page (http://cloudflar...
stspg.io
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Problem is replicated on several sites, so I know it's not you, you already work hard enough
Can someone explain to me how, while living in a different hemisphere from my mom's, do I get in trouble for the airline changing her seats?
(x-posted to Twitter)
(x-posted to Twitter)
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Can someone explain to me how, while living in a different hemisphere from my mom's, do I get in trouble for the airline changing her seats?
(x-posted to Twitter)
(x-posted to Twitter)
Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep"
It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!
Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!
Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep"
It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!
Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!
Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.