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Daphne
@daphnewrites.bsky.social
Writer. Witchy feminist.
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I was thinking about this Joe and Tracy anecdote from the supply chain crisis on gummy bears. Things are probably going to get really weird in a few weeks in unexpected ways:
April 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Since Trump fired most of the National Park Service, the bears have to pick up the slack.

“Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone”

Credit @gunsnrosesgirl X

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March 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I’m not getting on another plane until Pete Buttigieg himself tells me the pilots are woke enough to keep us in the sky
February 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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We're expediting sex designation change requests on birth certificates. People born in WA who want to change the sex designation on their birth certificate can do so by filing a request with us. . doh.wa.gov/DesignationC...
Sex Designation Change on a Birth Certificate
We are currently processing requests in three (3) business days. Please allow up to two (2) weeks for delivery and mail time for ordered certificates.
doh.wa.gov
February 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So, do we have to wait for the actual event to start day drinking, or can we start at any time?
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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With alt-text:
(Taps sign)
December 2, 2024 at 4:50 AM