Dan Williams
@danwilliams.bsky.social
Atty/Fan of Video Games/Sports/Forever DM
He/Him
Portland, OR
Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
He/Him
Portland, OR
Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
I suppose it was too much to hope news outlets would simply report the President is a pedophile. They're doing verbal and grammatical backflips to avoid stating it plainly. The evidence is there, no other explanation fits... Just say it
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I suppose it was too much to hope news outlets would simply report the President is a pedophile. They're doing verbal and grammatical backflips to avoid stating it plainly. The evidence is there, no other explanation fits... Just say it
I think I'm done with baseball. They let a cheater who beat up on my #Mariners more than any other stay in the league and hit a home run to prevent us from going to our first world series. Now, they deny Cal the MVP? It's Lucy and the football. Why waste my time? Goodbye #MLB
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did they not see the voting results? Did they not understand what everybody wanted? They fucking caved?!? That is so incredibly stupid
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Did they not see the voting results? Did they not understand what everybody wanted? They fucking caved?!? That is so incredibly stupid
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Teams are lining up in orderly squadrons ready to fire in sequence like british redcoats. We’re rolling around in the underbrush covered in leaves and bear shit fringe flying double wielding muskets biscuits falling out of our pockets don’t care we’ll eat that shit off the ground 😂
Everybody's looking for a simple 4x4 rhythm, but we are playing weird jazz - we are out-weirding teams. A whole team of the Matisse mentality. Nobody knows what to do with this
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Teams are lining up in orderly squadrons ready to fire in sequence like british redcoats. We’re rolling around in the underbrush covered in leaves and bear shit fringe flying double wielding muskets biscuits falling out of our pockets don’t care we’ll eat that shit off the ground 😂
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blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
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Jerami Grant’s chakras are ALIGNED
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Jerami Grant’s chakras are ALIGNED
Something weird is happening...
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Something weird is happening...
Why do the #NBA refs seem to dislike the Portland #TrailBlazers ? Is this some sort of institutional memory thing? Or did the modern incarnation do, or say, something offensive to the league? WTF?
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why do the #NBA refs seem to dislike the Portland #TrailBlazers ? Is this some sort of institutional memory thing? Or did the modern incarnation do, or say, something offensive to the league? WTF?
@mlb.com Years of the Mariners losing to a team caught cheating, and now they are denied their first world series by one of those cheaters. Fuck you MLB
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@mlb.com Years of the Mariners losing to a team caught cheating, and now they are denied their first world series by one of those cheaters. Fuck you MLB
I woke up and it hurts worse because we lost to a cheater. A guy that should have been kicked out of the league a long time ago. MLB has just allowed the trash can cheaters to continue to beat up on the Mariners. It sucks
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I woke up and it hurts worse because we lost to a cheater. A guy that should have been kicked out of the league a long time ago. MLB has just allowed the trash can cheaters to continue to beat up on the Mariners. It sucks
The Blue Jays are comparatively soulless and baseball is less romantic today
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Blue Jays are comparatively soulless and baseball is less romantic today
The Seattle Mariners have never been to the world series
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Seattle Mariners have never been to the world series
The world is a little less bright for the umps ruling against Naylor on that one. #Mariners I thought it was the fielders job to throw around them
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The world is a little less bright for the umps ruling against Naylor on that one. #Mariners I thought it was the fielders job to throw around them
My son asked for his own inflatable frog costume. I'm a proud papa
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My son asked for his own inflatable frog costume. I'm a proud papa
Why aren't they celebrating? Why do they barely care that they just won the national league? Shouldn't they be going nuts? They are going to the world series! I just don't understand
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why aren't they celebrating? Why do they barely care that they just won the national league? Shouldn't they be going nuts? They are going to the world series! I just don't understand
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The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE
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Rye bread and salami and oh my God shxgxuriebU,usgwh,n,jishsbxuu286_"+60437
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Rye bread and salami and oh my God shxgxuriebU,usgwh,n,jishsbxuu286_"+60437
Sometimes I absolutely love baseball. #BigDumper #Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes I absolutely love baseball. #BigDumper #Mariners
Had court today and while chatting with a bunch of other attorneys (13-15) every single one of them planned on being at No Kings tomorrow. These are going to be big
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Had court today and while chatting with a bunch of other attorneys (13-15) every single one of them planned on being at No Kings tomorrow. These are going to be big