I guess the lesson was to actually *be* christ-like rather than just doing what authority said to do. Smoking the good stuff was the Tolkien version of hanging with prostitutes - he was a man of the people

Everybody's looking for a simple 4x4 rhythm, but we are playing weird jazz - we are out-weirding teams. A whole team of the Matisse mentality. Nobody knows what to do with this

George Springer, actually, but yeah...

I guess they are at least making it easy to view them as the villains, Ohtani notwithstanding. It's like they're going to get back to the locker room and sip the champagne. Get to bed early

He did it right. Perfectly. I don't think it is at all improper to say that Dave Niehaus would have approved. It was beautiful. #Mariners