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Dan Slevin
@danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net
Gentleman of Silverstream. Writer, broadcaster and sometime CEO. Reviewer of films at substack.funeralsandsnakes.net and RNZ.
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Here's a quick pinned intro post for all those welcome new arrivals. I'm a film and tv critic for RNZ in Aotearoa New Zealand, broadcasting every Friday on Nights with @emiledonovan.bsky.social, and occasionally as a reliever on At the Movies.
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Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
So we’re just agreeing that they misrepresented Trump? Based on one Telegraph writer’s opinion? It’s now historical truth?
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Just arrived in the mail. I last saw it more than 40 years ago. That’s going straight in the Blu-ray player! Connery. Caine. Huston.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I see that Coster has been put on leave from his current job because of concerns about his performance in his last one. Before him we had Mike Bush who has just been reprimanded from his role as Commish in Victoria for taking a police helicopter to a conference in Tasmania…
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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12 - 16 Nov 2025 in Pōneke a new Theatre Marae experience. Written by Helen Pearse-Otene, directed by Jim Moriarty, choreographed by Tānemahuta Gray and produced by me and Jim. "Out the Gate" about incarceration in Aotearoa from lived experience. Tickets from Te Rākau's website.

"Wow, just wow"
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The combo of walled-garden social media and AI replacing search means the death of the useful/open/free internet. Why would anyone create anything when it will just be summarized by AI and no one will ever see it? When social media deprecates outbound links, how will anyone find original content?
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Just spotted that my review of BUGONIA for RNZ has just been posted.

www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...
Bugonia: Top cast shine in Yorgos Lanthimos’ jet-black satire | Review by Dan Slevin in Screens
A desperate young man kidnaps a wealthy pharmaceutical executive believing that she’s an alien sent to enslave the people of planet Earth.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just spotted that my review of BUGONIA for RNZ has just been posted.

www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...
Bugonia: Top cast shine in Yorgos Lanthimos’ jet-black satire | Review by Dan Slevin in Screens
A desperate young man kidnaps a wealthy pharmaceutical executive believing that she’s an alien sent to enslave the people of planet Earth.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“wickett”?
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Seated for PREDATOR: BADLANDS at 3D IMAX. Always a mistake to give a reviewer a recliner seat as there’s a better than even chance we’ll fall asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For those Wellingtonians who miss the days of drunken hoons in fancy dress marauding around the city during the Sevens, you’ll be pleased to know that there’s a darts tournament at TSB Arena tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Perhaps if the president of the National Māori Principals’ Association butchers the word curriculum this badly, some changes might be appropriate.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Was this the Auschwitz episode of Dancing With the Stars?
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Thinking about Mamdani’s possible futures. There’s the disappointing drift to the establishment (Blair, Obama). There’s being hounded out of office (Ardern). Or there’s wearing fatigues and combat boots giving nightly radio addresses to the citizens (Zelenskyy).
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Oh.

Oh my.
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve delivered this week’s episode of @radionz.nzcow.com At the Movies and all the reviews will be online tonight. BUGONIA, GOOD FORTUNE & HEDDA. Tonight, personally, I’m going to relax in front of Match of the Day because West Ham didn’t get beat this weekend. Red wine, crackers, cheese, ah!
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Not this terrible version, no.
From @theathletic.com: The All Blacks shirt has its own mythology. Players wear it with a sense of allegiance akin to that of a military or a religion. nyti.ms/3Xa13jN
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s a beautiful sunny afternoon in the suburbs so, of course, someone is setting off loud firecrackers and you can hear the stressed out neighbourhood dogs barking in response.
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
For a few years our ironic coffee table book of choice was Dictators Homes by Peter York. A guide to the interior and exterior design choices of the world’s worst people. atlantic-books.co.uk/book/dictato...

Looks like a new edition is necessary.
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is what happens when you don’t have a metadata policy and you don’t enforce whatever you have.
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Has he got his hands in his pockets again?!
Christopher Luxon and Donald Trump meet one on one for the first time, ahead of an Apec leaders' dinner in Gyeongju, South Korea
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I know it has been a very long day but my first thought when I saw this picture was that this camera was saying, “fuck you!”
London with a Leica - film photography using an old camera explored in my post at

alondoninheritance.com/london-photo...
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I hired it here: ondemand.arovideo.co.nz
AroVision: Home
ondemand.arovideo.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is now the most popular social media post I have ever been responsible for! Amazing.
My wife has discovered origami cats and now they all want to be fed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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I wrote about the Netflix smash The Perfect Neighbor, and why its runaway success makes me a little uneasy.
A Chilling Netflix Documentary Has Become Streaming’s Biggest Hit. I’m Not Sure That’s a Good Thing.
The Perfect Neighbor tells an explosive true story—but you have to look deeper.
slate.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM