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Dan Rackley
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Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
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Welcome to BlueSky…we have a few rules..

1. IF YOU MOVE
2. IF YOU MOVE
3. I AM GOING TO…
4. IF YOU MOVE
5. CALL SOMEBODY
You know what this world needs? A heavy metal cover of Canadian Railroad Trilogy.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Guys, the audio version of Bret Hart’s book came out and it’s every thing you would hope it would be.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The vibe I bring to any function
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You know, it just hit me how screwed up it is that when I went to elementary school in the late 80s/ early 90s in a town that was home to an important Strategic Air Command base, they’d have us sing the English version of 99 Luftballoons in music class. Sick bastards.
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I was born in a hospital on an Air Force base in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1981.

My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week.

Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period.

We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Parliament Terry Funkadelic
Pink Floyd Cramer
F. Scott Fitzgerald and the Tantrums
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That’s very cutting humor…

You know, cause of the Dura Shears.
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In 1986, at the Omaha Civic Auditorium Truth Magnum was wearing this exact same outfit the night my dad took me to a show.

Same show oddly enough that Danny Spivey arrived to the building late and had to ask my dad where the dressing room was.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You what I was just thinking about the other day? How back around Wrestlemania last spring so many people were losing their shit about Joe Hendry losing in five minutes to Randy Orton. I think I laughed for a good ten minutes thinking about the folks that were mad about that.
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Holy cow…travel YouTuber
Jeb Brooks looks exactly like Joe Hendry with a beard.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Guys! They secured that broadcast deal with those little TV’s they have in the gas pumps!
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Look, all I’m saying is that if you don’t dance around like Jimmy Valiant when The Boy From New York City comes on, then you’re a damaged person and need to talk to someone about your problems.

I don’t make the rules, that’s just how it is.
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You wanna have some fun? Watch Slamboree 93 and count the people on that card who went on to do very bad things or had already done them.

That show is just chock full of mur-diddly-urdlers.
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You know what, someone tried to convince me that I was crazy for saying that if Piper wasn’t available for the WWF to go after Hogan in the Mania 1 buildup that Don Muraco would have been an acceptable substitute.

That person is wrong. Top heel Muraco against Hogan would have been awesome.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES?
FINAL FIGHT 2
CAPCOM 1993
SNES
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The judges would have also accepted

ELVIS: starring The Sandman as Colonel Tom Parker.
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fine I’ll say it.

Dave Meltzer always seemed like the type of guy that would make fun of a person for not knowing shit he just learned yesterday.
October 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally??
September 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Replace the singer of a famous song…

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, but instead of Gordon Lightfoot it’s Kermit the Frog.
September 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Go watch it so Mike can get on the good heart medicine instead of that cheap generic stuff.

Come on, he’s a poor old crippled gentleman Christian rassler…
YouTube early edition of this week's ep is out! We recap Pt 1 of WCW Sat Night on TBS from Jan 29, 1994! Will Colonel Parker wear the chicken suit? Flair vs Vader postponed for Superbrawl IV? Plus, tons of mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! youtu.be/gi9vjrb_b8g
WCW Sat Night on TBS Recap Jan 29, 1994 Part 1! Will Colonel Parker wear the chicken suit?
YouTube video by Booking The Territory
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September 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just showed my son the SMW clip where Bob Armstrong bars Ron Wright from ringside and wheels him off the interview set.

He loved it.

I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder.
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The episode of World Championship Wrestling that showed Nikita Koloff’s face turn.
What is your all time favourite episode from any TV show?
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
There’s a memory from 9/11 I’ll never get out of my head.

That night, as we were about to pull out of Norfolk I called my mom.

I never want to hear that level of fear In anyone’s voice ever again as long as I live.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am going to say this one thing to get it out my system then I’m shutting up.

Nobody should be shooting anybody else.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM